Ian Patterson @ianpatterson99
We live in a funny world: just making the most of it, 1 day at a time. Tweeter. Liberaler. A frog slowly cooking in Musks cauldron. linktr.ee/Ianpatterson London, England Joined April 2008-
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Now that’s class…
This is the first year I’m seeing people fooled by numerous AI-generated images of celebrities at the Met Gala (Rihanna and Katy Perry, to name two I’ve seen on here). Did this happen last year? Or is this the beginning of the end of reality for the event?
Crazy that half a century ago the @BBC let trans women speak for ourselves whereas now they smear us as being rapists & won't let us on TV unless it's to argue our right to exist w/a transphobe.
The best study of diversity in the LGBTQ+ community I've seen.
FIRST LOOK at the NEW M4 iPad Pro OLeD Display with Nano Texture and the NEW Magic Keyboard #AppleEvent #iPadPro
I like how my face has evolved from “arrested for hacking the Americans” to “arrested for spying for the Russians”.
Spells 'Air' & Spells 'Pro' 😊
'MoD Hacked: The changing of the password' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
Electric trucks? Battery swapping? Never gonna work? 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WELCOME TO CHINA ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #alwaysbecharging @AukeHoekstra
‘Park budgets around here have been cut right back to the bone, now we've ended up with a chess board that doesn’t have any chess pieces.’ Even when the Tories have invested it’s been top-down and tokenistic. ‘Levelling-up’ has been a lie bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
🍄BREAKING: Stormy Daniels has positively identified Donald Trump under oath as the 4th mushroom from the left. #StormyDaniels
Exactly this - the data that allegedly shows that private buyers aren't buying EVs doesn't include the private buyers who are buying them through salary sacrifice schemes in ever increasing numbers
Exactly this - the data that allegedly shows that private buyers aren't buying EVs doesn't include the private buyers who are buying them through salary sacrifice schemes in ever increasing numbers
This photo was taken, at the same time Trump was screwing stormy Daniels. Please help me understand how good Christian women think this is cool!
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A £200 per month gym just opened next street. Does that mean I now live in a posh area?
The Green Party seem to be very welcoming to Corbyn era Labour folk. Not sure that will end well for them either.
Round robbin message arrived for Fridays forthcoming lunch with friends from DfT/Treasury/Cabinet Office. Dear-me what shall we talk about? 🙄
Thanks so much to the many people who’ve suggested secure fields for #sophiefromromania - we’d already booked one place that was only available in July but now have lots of ideas for places we can go before then
Big adventure for #sophiefromromania and me this morning, crossing the busy main road on the way to a whole new park. Despite a bit of carrying when we suddenly came across the bin lorry we did well…
Tenth and final day of London. ☔️
On a roll this evening.
@mattletiss7 It’s called an echo chamber. All my mates and most of my work colleagues voted Khan. I don’t personally know anyone that voted for Hall, or had a decent thing to say about her. See?
Actually being brushed isn’t as bad as I thought says #sophiefromromania
i arrived to Prague on Friday evening and since then until now i walked 88km (110,500 steps) 😮💨😮💨😮💨
A nice gentle walk in the drizzle with #sophiefromromania
Bring on Jury Semi 1! #Eurovision