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Today, we're going to explore the uncanny parallels between two of history's greatest revolutionaries: Nelson Mandela and yours truly, "Not Elon Musk.”
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You know, I used to think that being a billionaire meant having the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. But apparently, that's not the case when you're being held prisoner by your own social media platform.
That's right, I'm basically the digital equivalent of an…
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