Aidan @holdmedown
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I buried 2-3 pounds of cheese in my yard and a shy large black wild pig dug it up and ate most of it. I only saw the back of the pig, running away, oinking.
If I’m 16 years old and my father has been defaulting on his child support payments because he won’t stop smoking meth am I allowed to write about it in a “negative way”?
If I’m 16 years old and my father has been defaulting on his child support payments because he won’t stop smoking meth am I allowed to write about it in a “negative way”?
David Foster Wallace considering the lobster:
David Foster Wallace considering the lobster:
Twin Peaks High School
Something is rotten in the state of Wilton…
Something is rotten in the state of Wilton…
bitch you don’t have opps you’re just schizophrenic
“CAMILLE PAGLIA STAN” philistine
“CAMILLE PAGLIA STAN” philistine
twisting and turning in bed can’t sleep and having nightmares about my Latisse induced pre-orbital fat loss
Life’s hard as a duckling when mum keeps disappearing every 5 seconds.
The best "revenge" is to create an unassailable body of work that speaks for itself instead of becoming a buzzing fly dedicated to repetitive daily villainy, but those dedicated to villainy have already lost the voice of God
my personal kinship with “women who never even really stood a chance”
Alexx Sandoval. 🪐 @AlexxSandoval24
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Hannah Plummer @HannahPeee
136 Followers 4K Following Blossoming into the best version of myself 🖤 temptation tamer 😇
Teight @Teight524345
138 Followers 2K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
Edith 🍓 @Edith4086
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𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 .. @xiiiJames
364 Followers 531 Following @Charli_xcx Stan account @Party4CharliXCX 𝖙𝖍𝖊 OA,𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖌𝖆𝖞 ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦 𝔛ℭ𝔛'𝖘 #𝔄𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩1 365 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑
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J @2321534170k
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cheif queef @prolapsedtwunk
315 Followers 267 Following board certified med student | anti bullying advocate | trans masculine white person | biracial king🇷🇺🇬🇷
PetsLove @petsloveer
3K Followers 4K Following I love wild animals and pets. So here,s collections of pets, wild animals for you. Hope these made your day Please Follow me for more content.
kk @KKarmiel
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xen @zrzzrzn
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Cían Donohoe @areithiwr
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Jack O’Connor @jack_oconnor3
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PLW EVOLUTION @PLWTraining
756 Followers 345 Following Philosophy. Lifestyle. Weight training. streams of consciousness… DMs open for personal training
Lily Crue @LilyCrue
861 Followers 831 Following Moved to Texas and a pandemic hit. Social distancing is easy when all of your friends live 2000 miles away.
DenLuke 🇮🇹🌲�.. @Luk4Den
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lonelyfag15 @lonelyfag15
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Cam @illtalianguy
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Your daily Inland Emp.. @inlandempirebot
7K Followers 1K Following Look at me and tell me if you've known me before. (By @jordan_r)
National Conservative @NatCon2022
18K Followers 7K Following Webmaster for National Conservative. National Conservative is a project of the Conservative Citizens Foundation, founded in 1985 by Gordon Baum & Bill Lord.
God’s favorite cust.. @fIeafag
9K Followers 2K Following i am a faggot and a pointless animal and a strange individual
Lily Williams @lilywilliamssss
41 Followers 127 Following
Memequeen @hannsumai
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John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 779K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
halsey’s timeline @halseystimelin3
249 Followers 1K Following if halsey follows u, so do i! halsey’s timeline as of 2022! what halsey sees!
J @barstoolbarnard
70 Followers 336 Following
d @destinystired
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𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic
23K Followers 4K Following 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 ➔ https://t.co/IWGRLnqW4Q ➔ @NTSlive • https://t.co/aQiHKo4tb9 ➔ https://t.co/BUkQDBhsgi ➔ https://t.co/eYU8hAuXRO ➔ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭: [email protected]
umru @umru_
38K Followers 3K Following search engine optimized by birth ⌕ @pcmus • @splicemoment • ㏄[email protected] • [email protected]ᴜs • [email protected]ᴇᴜ
CHARLI XCX UPDATES @FckyeahCharli
54K Followers 398 Following @CHARLI_XCX ultimate source. (Fan account) Providing you with the latest updates, news, media, announcements, and more. Turn the notifications on. 💚
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Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet
21K Followers 84 Following Twitter fan account managed by Simone supporting Oscar-nominated actor #TimothéeChalamet. Now on digital @dunemovie https://t.co/RPdFljbU1U
Zelda Hallman @zeldahallman
6K Followers 1K Following Former environmental engineer, filmmaker, Red Dirt Girl, working to save the planet. Water is Life! she/her/sir Surviving on unceded Mvskoke land
Tao Lin @tao_lin
42K Followers 239 Following Author of Leave Society, Trip, Taipei, and other books. https://t.co/9j1csG1qWo https://t.co/v4T1iE3WwX
Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat
4K Followers 816 Following i’m the kind of human wreckage that you love
porter (official) @porter_genuine
668 Followers 641 Following porter verified and official / well-adjusted and perfectly medicated straight guy, no addictions
Kai Whiston @kaiwhiston
9K Followers 2K Following XUL (2024) QUIET AS KEPT, F.O.G. (2022) DRAYAN! (2021) NO WORLD AS GOOD AS MINE (2019) KAI WHISTON BITCH (2018) .. @LUX_CACHE @WHISTONDIGITAL
Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas
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LDR Crave @LDRCRAVE
150K Followers 3K Following
New York Post @nypost
3.1M Followers 11K Following Breaking news & features from The New York Post. Follow your favorite sections: @pagesix, @nypmetro, @nypostbiz, @nypostsports, @nypfashion, @nypostopinion
DJ WARLORD @djwarl0rd
945 Followers 149 Following
Reicist @Reicist_
3K Followers 1K Following and dreadfully distinct against the dark a tall white fountain played
Wylfċen @wylfcen
10K Followers 406 Following Girl who likes Old English. Amateur professor. THIS IS AN OLD ENGLISH STAN ACCOUNT, IF YOU DON'T LIKE OLD ENGLISH TAKE A WALK PAL
Macy Rodman @MacyRodman
13K Followers 2K Following A ROCK N ROLL GAY GUY :: "Unbelievable Animals” out now on all streaming platforms :: For bookings contact [email protected]
splatt @computer_gay
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ben @as_someone_who
9K Followers 861 Following (this is my old previously banned account I’m locked out of the big one bc I don’t remember the email or password)
CAT MARNELL @cat_marnell
39K Followers 3K Following New York Times bestselling author of HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE. My column BEAUTYSHAMBLES is on PATREON. REP: @byrdleavell3 / UTA
Serge Gainsbourg @BKWelles
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45K Followers 6K Following carole radziwill’s not an artist she’s a fuckin correspondent
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
205K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Evangelion Screencaps.. @evangelionnbot
17K Followers 1 Following Unofficial Evangelion bot that tweets screencaps every two hours! 🏳️⚧️
falkor @Bella_Newman
652 Followers 340 Following
Breaking911 @Breaking911
1.0M Followers 3 Following America’s #1 Alternative News Source | Founded September 2011
sab @sickysab
1K Followers 582 Following
joyci unemployci .. @joyci_schecter
5K Followers 1K Following i think that i may be the voice of my generation. or at least a voice. of a generation.
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@PopCrave Well he shouldn’t have pissed her off
Common GOP lament: The rentboy you ordered vs the one that showed up
hold on.......he left that voicemail SOBER......?????
Alec Baldwin reflects on nearly 40 years of sobriety, admits he does ‘miss drinking’ trib.al/FQDBiAP
starting to fuck with this guy heavy he just speaks for me and many others
Trump: They want your apartment and homes with small windows. They don’t want you to have large windows
According to some people on the right this is good because making criticizing certain ethnic groups illegal somehow hurts the left ?
Lucian Freud is my favourite painter.
Why is Andrew Tate acting so weird in Adin Ross’ stream did he get cloned??.. 🤨👁️
@asukahomo The way she rose to fame and Bella Thorne is some sort of ...Instagram prostitute .... sign of the times.
this but with heroin
This is what I mean when I say girls night
I am starting to get the feeling my therapist is giving me shitty advice on purpose because she thinks all this shit is funny and likes hearing about it
me as a bank teller when someone asks to withdrawal cash: “we need to give her her 10s she deserves it!!!”
Columbia students have just been ordered to “shelter in place” like there’s a mass shooting or something. The lengths to which the entire US political system will go to defend Israel’s eternal right to pulverize Gaza into submission is truly astounding
it’s crazy how i’m all 4 people in this video in some way or another
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