carolshusband @hogathome

Carol is my wife Joined November 2020

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carolshusband @hogathome

2 years ago

@harris_wins Might as well call the race now that she has locked in the under 35 crowd that, as history has taught us, always swing elections with their huge turnouts.

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3 years ago

Merry Christmas to everyone but Carol who put coal in my stocking…. LOL she’s such a goofer #blessed

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3 years ago

Carol and me re-watching a dance tutorial on TikTok

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3 years ago

Samesies

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

My wife hired a male nanny so I wouldn't be tempted to stray; needless to say I'm banging him.

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3 years ago

Me and Carol once the kids are down

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

My wife hired a male nanny so I wouldn't be tempted to stray; needless to say I'm banging him.

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3 years ago

*carol watering flowers with hose* 3yo daughter: mommy make it rain Carol: that’s not how you make it rain, Scarlett. You have to use one dollar bills.

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3 years ago

In honor of tonight’s #HomeRunDerby Carol asked I share my favorite pic from our recent vacation in #Seattle

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3 years ago

@BleacherReport @marissa Our neighbor Kim puts on her fancy extensions for big events too

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4 years ago

Carol told me the burbs is basically just dads drunk driving in circles trying to meet 20 yr old dudes on grndr on the DL.

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4 years ago

@barstoolsports @Starting9 Fake news

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4 years ago

Carol: you watching the Bulls? what game is it? Carols Husband: game 2 Carol: and they’re playing the Brewers? Carols Husband: yup sure

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4 years ago

Hogan: what time is Beaus class? Carol: Wednesday Hogan: ok cool, thanks

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4 years ago

@UberFacts Carols meatloaf

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4 years ago

@MaximilianSmith @andrewghogan Couple patches but all in all I think Carol would approve

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4 years ago

@TuckerCarlson @LoriLightfoot Love the tie Tuck Dawg. Do you tie your own knots? Carol pre-ties mine so they’re easier to get on.

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4 years ago

@brgridiron Love the ux here. Please take me to IG to tell me one more bullet point. Thank you.

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4 years ago

@Tonyrose5583 This sounds interesting, and advantageous in this unknown environment, but Carol manages our finances and she’s an Android user.

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4 years ago

Carol only reads the Old Testament and books by Dan Brown

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4 years ago

@danorlovsky7 Carol endorses this statement (she is celiac)

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4 years ago

Carol makes these for me and the kids every Wednesday and I can in fact confirm that these are two great tastes that taste great together when you taste them with your taste buds.