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Today is the 3rd anniversary of when Muhammad Asif Raza swallowed his pride & ego to forgive Mudasir and resume their friendship.
Brother of the year 💙 "you're strong"
@thelazydentist @PhaphayKuttni I know how you feel. Breakfast, pizza, essentially two of the best things in the world. What could go wrong? Everything. It is the single greatest act of gastronomical deception since our mothers made airplanes out of spoons and flew them into our mouths. Except much worse.
Elba: Bond. James Bond. Villain: yeah but where are you ACTUALLY from though?
I don’t know how I thought jeans were being made, but this wasn’t it. x.com/97__km/status/…
missing an exit in Dubai x.com/orbofnite/stat…
The toxic stress these children are enduring because of this policy has lifelong consequences. It literally alters the architecture of the brain and can reduce life expectancy by *20 years.* x.com/abc/status/100…
The toxic stress these children are enduring because of this policy has lifelong consequences. It literally alters the architecture of the brain and can reduce life expectancy by *20 years.* x.com/abc/status/100…
Some people came up to me at the black panther theater n said “this movie isnt for u” then i said “oh yeah my bad” and i turned around in my full BDSM outfit n headed to the 50 shades freed theater
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I have taken Uber in 5 continents but my best Uber experience was earlier this week in Pakistan. Ahmed dropped me to Wagah border from Lahore. Refused to take money because I am an Indian and a guest. Waited till I crossed the border. Spoke about love and brotherhood. @Uber_PKR
Everyone is always saying UTH BHULLEYA, no one says "would you please be so kind to consider getting UP Mr. Shah?"
Y’all , my bestfriend had her baby today. & this was her sons reaction to meeting his sister for the FIRST TIME. My heart 💜.
I don't think we give tik tok enough credit for taking care of all the trash on the internet.
Deepika Padukone: "Ranveer and I are getting hitched" [30 seconds later] [news channel writer hurriedly typing] "RAB NE BANA DI JODI. DEEPIKA NE BOLA RANVEER KO HAAN. EK CHUTKI SINDOOR KI KEEMAT JAAN GAYE RANVEER BABU. KYA AB RANBIR GAAYENGE CHANNA MEREYA? AAYIE DEKHEIN."
"Oscar, you're gay. Boom roasted" would have gotten the show cancelled
Steve Carell doesn't think The Office would work in today's "climate" trib.al/tE2isYF
If you went to private school followed by an Ivy, and you haven’t yet realized by the age of, say, 27, that you didn’t get everything you got because you worked hard and therefore deserved it, then I am afraid your education was in many ways wasted on you.
@Trollacharya Would you consider someone who is suffering from depression capable of coming to that conclusion rationally though?
Them: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed? Me: My bladder mostly.
Good thing we have gatekeeping on poetry now. "You understand Rumi WRONG!" Right, there really is no more than one way to interpret art and your way is that one correct way. No way we could ever correlate our love for humans to understand Rumi's love for God. I'll be damned.
If every lull-bashir suggestion for raising money for the damned fund was immediately fined Rs. 100,000, would that be acceptable?
somebody tell jake peralta that doug judy is in arthur ashe stadium watching us open final right now
i fuckin miss eddie guerrero dude!!! i stopped watching wrestling after he died ... the undertaker wasn’t enough. i wanted to lie, and cheat, and steal