Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou
Dad who ✍️ jest for adults (@newyorkerhumor/ @mcsweeneys/@weeklyhumorist/@pointsincase/@frazzledhumor/@slackjawhumor/ etc.) & kiddos (PBs) | rep: @unitedtalent jeremyhooper.com NYC Joined July 2007-
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The funny thing to me about UO selling these Y2K fashions is in the actual 2000s they wouldn’t have been caught DEAD with this type of outfit in their store. This was stuff you got at a department store.
I couldn’t BUY publicity like this. Go to kathygriffin.com for tickets! I’m in the middle of doing 40 cities and I’m in heaven. These guys just want to spread hate on the outside of the theater, while my very inclusive audience gave me nothing but love last night inside…
I couldn’t BUY publicity like this. Go to kathygriffin.com for tickets! I’m in the middle of doing 40 cities and I’m in heaven. These guys just want to spread hate on the outside of the theater, while my very inclusive audience gave me nothing but love last night inside…
We lost the plot. In only the first act, I fear.
We lost the plot. In only the first act, I fear.
LEGACY OF A TITAN: It is with a heavy heart that I mourn the passing of David Mixner, a titan in the fight for LGBTQ+ rights & a beacon of hope around the world. David's unwavering commitment to justice & equality has left an indelible mark on our community & on my own life. 1/6
I love this so much. From the smallest studio to a Park Ave penthouse, everyone in New York has stories about the nightmare that is real estate in the city. Explains Trump, in a way. So good to see someone win against that gross machine.
I love this so much. From the smallest studio to a Park Ave penthouse, everyone in New York has stories about the nightmare that is real estate in the city. Explains Trump, in a way. So good to see someone win against that gross machine.
34%! In a red state where I’d expect less accurate reporting. Probably not a good idea for us to keep getting this.
34%! In a red state where I’d expect less accurate reporting. Probably not a good idea for us to keep getting this.
Why private? He could say it in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any votes.
An oral history of the 1999 film "Trick" ... 25 years later! bit.ly/3HNvzbv
Well that’s a visual: What We Lost When Twitter Became X | The New Yorker newyorker.com/tech/annals-of…
Twitter was defined by a paradoxical mix of silliness and seriousness, the latter often undergirding the former. X is defined by “the whims of a mercurial techno boy” who does not seem to understand what its users want, a former employee writes. nyer.cm/Q3KOtmc
Look at these numbers and ask yourself how broken we are as a society, culture, political system, media industry, that this person has a very good chance of being elected president *again*, in a little over nine months.
Look at these numbers and ask yourself how broken we are as a society, culture, political system, media industry, that this person has a very good chance of being elected president *again*, in a little over nine months.
This is a very mild tweet for Megyn Kelly, who has the crass mouth of a drunken sailor and Regina George’s love child, to brand as “jerky” or “no class.” But I guess provocateurs are going to provoke.
This is a very mild tweet for Megyn Kelly, who has the crass mouth of a drunken sailor and Regina George’s love child, to brand as “jerky” or “no class.” But I guess provocateurs are going to provoke.
This is terrifying. Why does no one seem to care?
This is terrifying. Why does no one seem to care?
X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, is now worth an estimated 71.5% less than it was when Elon Musk purchased the platform in Oct. 2022, according to a Fidelity securities filing dated Dec. 30, 2023. cbsn.ws/41HpqXy
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71K Followers 955 Following Towleroad: #1 LGBTQ news blog... politics, pop and gay culture, music, viral videos, travel, tech, equality issues. 'Influential..must read'- Washington Post
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I’m wearing socks cause I don’t give the feet for free
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Welcomed a new eight pound, two ounce addition into our family last week. Her name is Maya and we love her tremendously. Talia is thrilled to be a big sister.
The funny thing to me about UO selling these Y2K fashions is in the actual 2000s they wouldn’t have been caught DEAD with this type of outfit in their store. This was stuff you got at a department store.
For those confused this is directed towards people who act like children existing in public are a nuisance that they shouldn’t have to tolerate. I don’t expect people to go around thanking parents for having kids. Just don’t be a dick that’s all.
Im not saying having kids isn’t a choice - it is. But it’s also a huge contribution to society that everyone benefits from and that is costly to those who do it. It’s more than a lifestyle— it’s a fundamental part of humanity.
Being evil isn’t just for stepmothers anymore, now one of your gay dads can be evil too and I think that’s beautiful
Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”
should’ve been the defining sitcom of the 2010s
that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about…
Once you get past all the “it’s just a cold” bluster, it’s amazing to consider how many people who will tell you they still have a cough/ wheeze/ are taking an inhaler/ fatigue/ are “not back to normal” long after they’ve had Covid. I know I’m not the only one who hears this.🤷🏽♂️
I get it- people don’t want to give us socialization / have their lives and plans impacted. That’s human nature. I also think most people KNOW covid can be really harmful, and the downplaying of it is really is psychological compensation to justify the risk to themselves.
My 3yo doesn’t lose his shit for construction equipment anymore and now I’m the kind of mother who wants to run up to people with infants on the street, grab them by the collar and scream IT ALL GOES BY SO FAST.
People who dismiss the value of fiction-reading baffle me. You’re discovering truths about being human, developing empathy and critical thinking, and you’re doing it while engaged in what is probably the most purely enjoyable thing anyone can do.
When you really need it bad, don't take the time to get undress. Just rip a hole and shove it in. @RickAndGriff #CummingSoon
Flying back to NYC today. Who’s gonna take this cock? 😈
Donned my extra-serious formalwear for the @RuPaulsDragRace semi-finals. 8p @MTV.
Welp that came outta nowhere #changesnameinstantly
Before I had kids I always heard people complaining about children’s birthday parties but so far they’re like the best part of parenting?? Your kid runs around having fun and rarely needs you and you just get to chill with other parents?? I love them.
LEGACY OF A TITAN: It is with a heavy heart that I mourn the passing of David Mixner, a titan in the fight for LGBTQ+ rights & a beacon of hope around the world. David's unwavering commitment to justice & equality has left an indelible mark on our community & on my own life. 1/6
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