Gene Weingarten @geneweingarten
Writer, cartoonist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. Tweets represent ONLY views of my employers. Personally, I disavow them. https://t.co/gZTTO89CA5 Washington, D.C. Joined July 2008-
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Believe it or not, The Gene Pool / Invitational Edition begins at or about noon ET. We are taking rude questions, and will answer them. Send them here: forms.gle/4vAkCgvxKXYVSF…
In case you missed yesterday's Gene Pool onaconna the Fourth. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/justice-you-…
It's hard for me to imagine having anything in common beyond the obvious -- a penis, say, or the biological need to eat and excrete -- with the imbeciles who take pleasure in detonating neighborhood fireworks endlessly into the night. Our dogs should just eat them tomorrow.
The Gene Pool is out. It is here. It has charming bitterness because it's partly about our Supreme Court on this July 4. It is here. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/justice-you-…
Addendum: In the Gene Pool, which starts at 11 on this July 4, we're going to be talking at some length about our crappy Supreme Court. Send observations here: Happy Fourth. forms.gle/4vAkCgvxKXYVSF…
Happy Fourth. Remember today is the last day some people will have ten fingers. Behave accordingly. The Gene Pool starts early, at 11 because things are nuts today. Send questions / observations / anecdotes here, now. forms.gle/4vAkCgvxKXYVSF…
The Weekend Gene Pool is out. It is here. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/its-academic
The Invitational Gene Pool is out! It is here. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-invitati…
The Invitational Gene Pool begins around noon. The results are great. Questions, comments, impertinences right here. Send em now. forms.gle/4vAkCgvxKXYVSF…
That's a funny observation! Yep, they caught me.
That's a funny observation! Yep, they caught me.
Thanks for the (unattributed) mention of my story, but I am wearying of having to say this: You are quoting a dumb, inaccurate bullshit internet version of it. For those who care, here is the story: washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/maga…
Thanks for the (unattributed) mention of my story, but I am wearying of having to say this: You are quoting a dumb, inaccurate bullshit internet version of it. For those who care, here is the story: washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/maga…
The world for me has ended. The Great Rex Parker, commander of puzzles, caesar of not giving a shit, actually sank to posting his effing Worldle game.
The world for me has ended. The Great Rex Parker, commander of puzzles, caesar of not giving a shit, actually sank to posting his effing Worldle game.
Holy shit. Perfect game Domingo German for Yanks.
If you are within a mile of a Pain Quotidien, stop what you are doing now, and go there and order avocado toast with smoked salmon. A chain restaurant that does something -- one thing -- really well.
The next time you go to a restaurant and order calimari, and the calimari is only rings, no tentacles, meaning they are treating you like children who do not understand food -- I would use the bathroom, defecate all over the floor, and then leave.
HEY. This is what @RachelMan2 has been up to. To quote the TV station, if you love vinyl, and you love love, give it a spin. It's in Annapolis. Good god, this is a good idea. wmar2news.com/local/the-anna…
You'll never see another sports story like this again. It's wonderful. DO NOT SKIP THE VIDEO. nytimes.com/2023/06/26/spo…
The Gene Pool is out! It is here! geneweingarten.substack.com/p/flogging-a-d…
So are all you poor DC slobs cowering indoors in fear of the savage wind-whipped, hail-bearing thunderstorm yheading our way on this gorgeous da?
New Gene Poll tomorrow! If you haven't already, I urge you to read yesterday's funny, physically revolting post here. (And send in questions / stories at the link provided.) geneweingarten.substack.com/p/a-report-fro…
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I believe the only food I have ever found that is better boiled than grilled or baked or fried is artichoke. Have at me.
Here’s Carlos Beltran in the YES booth for the first time
@geneweingarten Living: Larry Hogan. Bill Kristol. That o egyywho voted for impeachment. That other guy whooped agai st kavanaugh Formerly living: Bob Dole. John McCain Abe. Teddy. Dwight.
This is so on point it hurts.
@froomkin Most in the media are too busy posting their Wordle games. Can’t be bothered with the end of democracy.
@geneweingarten This is how I feel every Thursday.
@geneweingarten @ScottNover Now go win another Pulitzer
Let me add an *.....I'm embarrassed of Biden, not the United States.
@geneweingarten @OpinionThorny This sounds AMAZING.
Also: Today is Thursday, gravity continues to exert its relentless pull, and puppies are adorable.
“I also want to tell you that 9/11 absolutely happened,” @mtgreenee says.
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