WakaWaka @fozziebear__
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Really good bit i came across at a restaurant yesterday
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. - Filipe Fortes
Nobody: Me drunk in any city: this is the greatest city on earth
“THE NFL REDZONE STUDIO IS ON FIRE AND SCOTT HANSON IS STILL IN THERE!” Me:
The way you choose to cook chicken breasts says so much about your character
The quickest way to ruin something special is by comparing it to something else
The official pro-day test results. It’s an honor to test in the top 5 overall RBs in the @NFL draft 2023 🙏🏽
I would pay someone to be able to chill with their dog right now
Kirk Cousins is literally just Philip Rivers but younger and less kids
It goes down as a passing TD from Donovan Pacatte to Ike Irabor for @UnionCollegeFB, but watch Irabor’s hurdle to get to the endzone. It’s 7-7, Union tied with @IthacaBomberFB (0:17 1st). @D3FBHuddle #d3fb
girls will be like "it's floor time" then go lie on the floor
Common sense doesn’t seem to be as common as you’d like it to be these days does it
Read that again👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Denny’s is literally just Waffle House minus the boxing
Chris @winchester655
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Hunter (Let's hop on .. @huntercoldcalls
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Ike Irabor @ike_Irabor
470 Followers 465 Following Union College (NY) ‘23 | RB (#1) | All American | Team Captain 2021, 2022 [email protected]
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Just when you thought it was impossible to like Nikola Jokić any more, he shows up in this Despicable Me 4 Trailer
Japanese TV show where 3 pro athletes take on 100 children 😭
I feel good about this one. Today is my day
That’s pinstripes for sure. Fastest pinstripes in history. Congrats Juan Soto!
Hey @BarstoolBigCat I know you’re busy with March madness but Juan Soto just hit a go ahead HR against the Astros. Can you advise if he’s earned his pinstripes yet?
Going from 23-23 to 53-23 is absolutely insane in an elite 8 game
@ilovedingers @PFTCommenter @hen_ease Good question… @hen_ease?
No ducking. Only dunking. Let’s go.
I think @John_Fanta has to stop ducking the people and give us a #FantaWindmill asap
I, Bill Cotter, Am Running For Congress. Here Are My Policies. barstoolsports.com/blog/3508025/i….
This definitely won’t backfire and cause insane subjective penalties in big game situations
The NFL has banned the hip-drop tackle, source said. The Competition Committee was unanimous on it.
that tailor put this guy in a duffel bag 😭
Hitting a too small celebration on the IT guy cause he forgot to block streameast on the office computers
Got my bidet all set up
The person who scheduled JMU vs Wisconsin
i see a goose that’s absolutely fucken zooted
Apparently, if you can see a tree, you're left-brained, and if you can see two people holding hands, you're right-brained 🤔
you lucky that comma there fuck nigga
Lizzo’s dress was previously worn by Wrigley Field during a rain delay.
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