Ricky Knuckles @TheRickDoofus
idiot leftist. bootlegged and half assed. parts unkown Joined February 2021-
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Sometimes I feel like somebody's watching me
Could you help me carry this table inside?
Me: yeah it's just crazy, I used to be all about pizza hut but as I got older domino's has really started to egde them out. I mean, at least for trash pizza in my opinion. My therapist: excellent. But it looks like we're out of time, maybe we should pick this back up next week
23 oz framing hammer // 7 oz tack hammer
23 oz framing hammer // 7 oz tack hammer https://t.co/6u4ewyiWJW
Who up crackin' a cold one after a long day's work
This dress is actually covered in president clintons jizz
I'm eating a cream based soup right before bed if anyone is wondering why I'm up shitting my brains out in a few hours
I had to wear blue jeans during softball. I'm so ashamed
Feel like I'd take amazing dumps with this contraption
"I'm gonna beat your ass"
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¡Scoob! @Scoobydouchebag
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Edward Odell @edwardodell
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The Alan Parsons Proj.. @DJSkullfetish
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coot @cooterhog
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Jack Schitt the Piss .. @FluffSuit
984 Followers 961 Following I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social
𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞�.. @clevelandreaper
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mrs papaw @mrsballs69
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Nuke Ellington 🍉 @NickButBarely
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Gardalf the Gey. @LeopardGarrett
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Combat Chronicles @CombatCr
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Cosmos Lionheart @SeanBlaha
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Seb @SKATE_FATHER
51 Followers 281 Following New profile. You can't stay here, but please don't leave.
Lovett Rebecca @lovett_reb98738
6 Followers 144 Following Hey,just here looking for a serious relationship with marriage been the ultimate goal.
Che, my bae 🇵🇸 @Che_MyBae
346 Followers 1K Following https://t.co/zHQukzr7VS 42 #FreePalestine #leftisbest nail bender wood butcher sawdust sweeper
Nicole @kawaharama5216
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Bobby Vanecko @bvanecko
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Herb Partyman @PartyManAgain
225 Followers 375 Following For God’s sake, I just want to party, man (he party/him party)
Tiioga ⚔️🕷⚔�.. @tratekim
247 Followers 2K Following 410757864530 | real ghosts 🌲⚔️ IG: https://t.co/Z0xRhpamDJ ⚔️🌲
deconstruction zone. @lilbabyuncouth
2K Followers 3K Following fuckable cryptid | anticapitalist antiracist antifascist anticolonialist | my mom gets an email everytime i tweet on my “main” | face (& holes) on @uptononegood
𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯�.. @vivalamelani
156 Followers 111 Following ⟢ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ⟣ ʟᴀᴛᴇ 𝟸𝟶s. ᴅᴊᴀᴍᴇs❦ ᴡᴇʙᴅᴇᴠ. ᴀᴜᴅʜᴅ. ᴀᴄᴀʙ. ᴀʙᴏʟɪᴛɪᴏɴɪsᴛ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇs. ʜᴀʀᴍ ʀᴇᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴɪsᴛ. ⭢ᴍᴅɴɪ⭠ ɴɪᴄᴀʀᴀɢᴜᴇɴsᴇ🇳🇮 // ɪᴛᴀʟɪᴀɴ🇮🇹 // ғʀᴇɴᴄʜ🇫🇷
The Ghost of Marx Pol.. @MarxPoloncarz
216 Followers 889 Following Playing Marxist Poloncarz, Erie County Emperor on X was fun but being a public pariah is exhausting. WNYer. Southbound. Posts and replies outline reasons why.
Vantify @Vantify269635
45 Followers 226 Following We regularly give various giveaways on our website. We collect these offers from all countries and companies in the world.
JJ @Jen2Med
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Stanthony23 @Stanthony237229
277 Followers 1K Following Hillsborough survivor S*n boycott since 1979 FTK.
Horrace P. Mctitties .. @littlenutsac
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1wande1 @1wande1
291 Followers 5K Following 🔸🇷🇺 She/her 🇺🇸🔸INTP-A🔸Vegan 🌱🔸 🔸🌈 Ace & Aro 🏳️🌈🔸LGBTQ+/DM Friendly!🔸 🔸Pfp & Banner by @_astralblues🔸
Alfred Hitchcock @percocetluvr
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Deactivated @AvalonKenton
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MaineisWild @spcshp1
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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana
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Daniel @tweetingdanielj
1K Followers 2K Following I don't care if you're the biggest fucking herion ordict-Eric-heroin addict proakdfejshi. i would never shame you I would invite you to my house
marry jane @DLewley28828
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private nutmeg @cady_megan2
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Ally @aladycalledcake
568 Followers 2K Following soft but mouthy. common leftist feminist gutter trash. no TERFs, homophobes, or racists. putting the Bi(tch) in LGBT
Brit 🧚♀️�.. @Zgn3000
2K Followers 871 Following Space Godzilla & all things Scifi/Horror obsessed 👽🛸cynical b*tch & unhinged nerd 🔪🩸 Professional #xbox controller masher 🎮🍌 GAMECUBE BAE 💜
chalottefxtrader @harrisonchalott
124 Followers 5K Following GOD FIRST 🕊️🤍 🌴Miami/NY 👩💻Forex Trader📉 Account Management 📉Binary Options Trades 📚Become A Member And Join The World's Most Profitable Platform 📨DM
insatiable bitch godd.. @milfoptitim
25 Followers 595 Following full time delusional bitch (っ◔◡◔)っ🪤 🦝
m @sus2chainz
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Carolyn @Carolyn13616731
45 Followers 3K Following
Cameron Ernst @cam_ernst
44 Followers 2K Following I retweet what I find funny. And I find a lot of things funny.
James Kath @rikeijames
554 Followers 814 Following Chicago-area chemical biologist. Previous: NU (protein glycosylation) and Harvard (DNA replication). Personal account. Mastodon: @[email protected]
France♡~Gortash Tra.. @otomefrance
237 Followers 728 Following multifandom ~ otome ~ fallout ~ hsr ~ anime ~ bg3 ~ gortash ~ dnd ~ d20 & cr ~ trash men ~ not spoiler free ~ rt heavy ~ MDNI ~ 🎮: hsr + cyberpunk + bg3 + xiv
Sam Clifton @samjca
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Jonathan O’Connor @PR_Examples
86 Followers 548 Following Vice President at @FINNConsumer | Retail PR, news generation, celeb management, creative stunts, crisis management | Creating newsworthy moments and campaigns
Wendy Hester @bigislandlucky
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ivy @ivy_button
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Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
4K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
¡Scoob! @Scoobydouchebag
4K Followers 3K Following He/Him. The internet's favorite uncle. Wife Guy to @Mrs_Gruesome
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
The Alan Parsons Proj.. @DJSkullfetish
3K Followers 807 Following —\\\—Obvious Parody—///—@RestitutorSane
coot @cooterhog
3K Followers 2K Following dog poster • personal attorney to marshall scott • none of the opinions expressed here are my own
Jack Schitt the Piss .. @FluffSuit
984 Followers 961 Following I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞�.. @clevelandreaper
3K Followers 1K Following a symptom of the universe, a love that never dies
mrs papaw @mrsballs69
11K Followers 2K Following I’m shocking and borderline unpalatable, but hey, at least I’m not a bruins fan
Nuke Ellington 🍉 @NickButBarely
1K Followers 3K Following 30-something Kentucky-grown lefty. Record Geek. Forklift certified. ACAB
Gardalf the Gey. @LeopardGarrett
939 Followers 2K Following Shifty and/or mean Communist. Lawful Neutral Mage. Silly Bitch. Pretty gay. He/Him.
Combat Chronicles @CombatCr
4K Followers 2K Following Support the Combat Chronicles podcast on Patreon https://t.co/XlbAr16D1b
Che, my bae 🇵🇸 @Che_MyBae
346 Followers 1K Following https://t.co/zHQukzr7VS 42 #FreePalestine #leftisbest nail bender wood butcher sawdust sweeper
Bobby Vanecko @bvanecko
2K Followers 5K Following
Herb Partyman @PartyManAgain
225 Followers 375 Following For God’s sake, I just want to party, man (he party/him party)
Tiioga ⚔️🕷⚔�.. @tratekim
247 Followers 2K Following 410757864530 | real ghosts 🌲⚔️ IG: https://t.co/Z0xRhpamDJ ⚔️🌲
deconstruction zone. @lilbabyuncouth
2K Followers 3K Following fuckable cryptid | anticapitalist antiracist antifascist anticolonialist | my mom gets an email everytime i tweet on my “main” | face (& holes) on @uptononegood
𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯�.. @vivalamelani
156 Followers 111 Following ⟢ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ⟣ ʟᴀᴛᴇ 𝟸𝟶s. ᴅᴊᴀᴍᴇs❦ ᴡᴇʙᴅᴇᴠ. ᴀᴜᴅʜᴅ. ᴀᴄᴀʙ. ᴀʙᴏʟɪᴛɪᴏɴɪsᴛ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇs. ʜᴀʀᴍ ʀᴇᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴɪsᴛ. ⭢ᴍᴅɴɪ⭠ ɴɪᴄᴀʀᴀɢᴜᴇɴsᴇ🇳🇮 // ɪᴛᴀʟɪᴀɴ🇮🇹 // ғʀᴇɴᴄʜ🇫🇷
ash lopes (he/him) �.. @ashlopesfiles
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United Football Leagu.. @TheUFL
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Stanthony23 @Stanthony237229
277 Followers 1K Following Hillsborough survivor S*n boycott since 1979 FTK.
Horrace P. Mctitties .. @littlenutsac
3K Followers 463 Following married. funny guy. artist. veg. video games. horror.
MaineisWild @spcshp1
286 Followers 875 Following Dad, Teacher, Left, Trying, Dan-head, previously Limpopo resident, he/him
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana
314K Followers 7K Following 20X+ Viral Tweeter, Artist/Musician/Meme Queen/Content Creator/Tarot Reader/Ramen lover 🤎🐈 tips appreciated for coffee ! ☕️💤
Ally @aladycalledcake
568 Followers 2K Following soft but mouthy. common leftist feminist gutter trash. no TERFs, homophobes, or racists. putting the Bi(tch) in LGBT
Brit 🧚♀️�.. @Zgn3000
2K Followers 871 Following Space Godzilla & all things Scifi/Horror obsessed 👽🛸cynical b*tch & unhinged nerd 🔪🩸 Professional #xbox controller masher 🎮🍌 GAMECUBE BAE 💜
m @sus2chainz
4K Followers 701 Following
Sneed Plays @SneedPlays
2K Followers 2K Following #Gamer | Computer Enthusiast | Sneedrunner | Gundam | Scorpion Dad | Family Guy Appreciator | Just a simple country farmer looking to play some of them games.
Procrastinato Obbliga.. @Forrest_Piano
1K Followers 2K Following @forrestpiano.bsky.social he/him Piano Player for like, money and stuff.
Punished Blinken 🇵.. @EmilBarkaoui
294 Followers 1K Following Hannibal’s #1 Dad. 75% Carthaginian, 25% Roman, 100% Reliable.
Ham Linehan @HamLinehan
411 Followers 1K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. King of Wonky Heads
Mrs Nuncle Clit @ClitsYourUncle
210 Followers 412 Following Pronouns in bio. Don't be shitty or I'll piss in your butthole. 29.
dumbass @adequatelyjed
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Hellish Jay @ThaRealJRob
170 Followers 1K Following Hellish Jay From Ellijay/They must have amnesia/They forgot that I’m him/Garfield enjoyer/My friends call me “Loc Dogg”
Marvin L Thomas 🐀 @hex1206
69 Followers 171 Following
ogzerozeni.eth @ogzerozeni
5K Followers 5K Following doing everything all the time - @realdementedart Label Owner - 1/2 of @TMTYLMusic - Drummer/Production for @EKTYIMusic - M.S. in SE - ¡Si se puede!
jay! ⛐ @muttmoding
814 Followers 1K Following photography, carposting, furry shit, and anything inbetween. #cshtwt #cartwt
After finding out I was adopted, I never thought I would meet my sisters. After 25+ years, we were reunited.
Met my nephews for the first time , they were dazzled by my Pokemon cards.
just something to take the edge off..
me in the bathroom when my patients retina is tearing
is this what you wear to an EDM show
who up scoring they potatoes
I’m so intensely bad at existing. I’m like a grocery store orchid if the orchid was also sad.
My husband forgot to lock the deadbolt on the door between the house and the garage tonight and when he realized it when we got home he said, “do you think there’s a murderer in the house?” and I said “god I hope so” and I think that must be really unpleasant to be married to
Small ass parking spot
Me on zoom, remembering that I called out "sick" the day before and have to make sure they know I still "don't feel great"
My parents in a bio pic cuz there’s not many Mexican actors
My parents in a biopic But imagine Yvonne De Carlo smiling
just paid an etsy psychic to draw my soulmate stay tuned for results
I have to post these again
Was trying to get to the pantry to find the sesame seeds. Wife hip checked me to get me out of the way so she could grab them (easier than telling me cuz I don’t fully understand the filing system in there) Me: Why you go to be so rough
smoking in a bar in small town ohio atm drinking what is sure a triple rum and diet
why does everyone in the simpsons universe have a liver disease??
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