fobbioblivion @fobbioblivion
"Marriage is tough, because you've got to deal with feelings. And lawyers." - Richard Pryor Valhalla Joined December 2013-
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When I finally decided to go to law school I focused on my family, including two potential college students. As a rationale for focusing on remuneration I decided, "I don't mind being a whore, I just don't want to be a cheap whore."
Very satisfying anecdote. You've either got or you haven't got taste. Keith yes Trump hell no
Very satisfying anecdote. You've either got or you haven't got taste. Keith yes Trump hell no
Wait - Lawrence "Born to Kill" Tierney played Elaine's dad on Seinfeld? I admit I didn't watch it that often but this is just hilarious to contemplate.
And an exemplary human being.
How can it be that I just today (after spending most of my life in this state) learned about the Legend of Lillinonah and Lover's Leap? How in the name of alliteration has this eluded me all these years?
You guys wanna see a dead body?
You guys wanna see a dead body?
It seems that Joel Embiid has awakened from his Philly dogmatic slumber this evening
"It’s easy to have your scene ruined by annoying rich people (for example, San Francisco) or to make something cool sound uncool by talking about it too much (for example, weed) or to be right and yet still be embarrassing about it (for example, atheism)." - Brandy Jensen YES
Mr. Trump is an expert at fascinating the fools. Elon is great at muzzling the intelligent and amplifying the fools.
Robert Smith is 65 today. That's a lot of years at the kohl face.
I remember when O.J. got acquitted, the other lawyers in our office (all white) were outraged. I was pleased, mainly because of the lesson I took from it: If you put a witness on the stand who implodes under cross-examination, you will lose the trial. Mark Fuhrman was that guy.
Trump is the enemy of everything that's good and fair and decent in America. No two ways about it.
Trump is the enemy of everything that's good and fair and decent in America. No two ways about it.
Am I wrong, are are all the people pimping for Trump and "Christian Nationalism" on this site actually flogging their own podcasts or zero-audience streaming, books, prepper goodies and so on? It's a hustle, not a movement.
MLK Jr. was talking about people like Candace Owens and he was right.
Per CBS, Iran is planning a military drone & missile campaign against Israel to coincide with the end of Ramadan. So tidy! Religion today, murder tomorrow.
My pet peeve: I put in long moments blocking ALL advertisers & creeps on my feed, so my exposure to GOP/MAGA/neofascist/Christianist bully-boy content is minimized. But other possibly well-meaning people re-post the same vile spew on their twit-streams solely to ridicule it! No!
Hey everyone, THIS THIS THIS THIS is true, accurate - and a complete exposure of the GOP's only goal: Elect a mentally failing and morally depraved dictator.
Hey everyone, THIS THIS THIS THIS is true, accurate - and a complete exposure of the GOP's only goal: Elect a mentally failing and morally depraved dictator.
Can't wait to try that new Irish-Chinese fusion restaurant, Finnegan's Wok.
How do you deal with unwanted telephone calls?
"So the talent agent says 'what do you call yourselves?' and the dad says The Aristocrats"
Turn It Up To 11 @turnitup211off
10K Followers 9K Following Music-obsessed man who used to write about... music (from 1995-2015). Newspapers/mags/radio. LPs lover. Ex @PolarisPrize juror. The original music nerd. Year 7.
Zappa's Wisdom Trooth @s_trooth
3K Followers 3K Following Without deviation progress is not possible. We are the other people, you're the other people too. I post what I know. The rest I learn. Arf! 🎼 Resist we must.
I ndah sarii @in_dah445
24 Followers 311 Following Mother, Skin specialist, golfer and enthusiastic about maternal health and neonatal health. Real reason I follow my opinion and respect your opinion.
jac.k @virolagenda
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KellyBack @k7qH32573j7mZd
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Charles ward @cward2289
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Indie, britpop and ro.. @JanetHalmshaw
19K Followers 21K Following Limited edition prints are £50 plus postage.All work hand painted. Specialising in graffiti art and pop culture. Commissions considered.Thanks for your support.
Craig Rozniecki @CraigRozniecki
133K Followers 131K Following Author. Satirist. Podcaster. Singer. Awesome. Modest. Boggle champion. Was a sexy George Costanza in a past life. Views are your mom's.
Michelle says "Dance .. @RageMichelle
41K Followers 41K Following I am the short, female, old, Samuel L Jackson of Twitter. Only not rich or famous. Also, I can't act. I'm just good at saying motherfucker.
نوف | Nouf @Nouf0633
66K Followers 59K Following أسأل الله أن لا يحرمني ولا يحرمكم :رزقه ، وتوفيقه ، ورحمته ، ومغفرته ، ورضوانه ،وجنته ، وصحبة نبيه ﷺ ،...
rhinestone plowboy @XanderGalbraith
650 Followers 1K Following world’s biggest lil guy /// ✍️ @bandcamp @spin @VinylMePlease @complex @uproxx @consequence
Lida Grogan @GroganLida3366
48 Followers 326 Following Science Communicator - Gaming Enthusiast - Beauty Enthusiast
Ann Koplow @inqdragon2
35K Followers 25K Following Group therapist. Mother. Wife. Friend. Blogger. Songwriter. Unusual heart. #BLM 🏳️🌈Climate & gun control. DMs no, Dems yes! annkoplow on Threads and BlueSky
Self-empowered girl b.. @whenprovoked
1K Followers 3K Following Feminist blue voter NO MAGA; peace and honesty. Love Rabbits, dogs, kitties, foxes, spiders, snakes, and literally all things with 4, 6, or 8 legs
Sheri Is American Ant.. @IhlerSheri
10K Followers 11K Following Lived thru decades of USA striving for progress toward more perfect union. Optimistic, Married 🌈 LGBTQ #BLM #RESIST #SaveDemocracy #Educate (F-word 4 Emphasis)
Mary Kirst @marykirst
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Penelope Murphy @CatcherChi75854
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Linda Olle 🇺🇦 @CarnegieHillian
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David Edquist @edquist_david
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Heritage_ @Heritage331350
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Kid Riles @kid_riles
2K Followers 992 Following Retired Union Thug. Atheist. 420. I will go to my death bed, supporting a woman’s right to choose. Ron Johnson is a fucking traitor.
Dowager Brazen Cowboy.. @AChangeWillCome
3K Followers 5K Following USAF Disabled Veteran. Tennessee girl/Virginia world. She/Her/Y’all. Cis. ALLY🌈 🏳️⚧️MST Survivor. #SussexSquad #NSU🚫Lists. PETTY.
43rd State Blues @43SBdotcom
4K Followers 4K Following Democracy for Idaho. And snark. Lots of snark. Retweets do not denote endorsement or imply that the retweetee has compromising photos of us drinking lite beer.
AundreaKanahele @AundreaK43832
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🇺🇦Elron Blubber.. @TentinQuaranti4
995 Followers 1K Following Engineer. Used to have empathy for idiots. That evaporated in November 2016. If you coddle morons, you're part of the problem.
crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger
15K Followers 15K Following you know i'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools. but that's the way i like it baby, i don't want to live forever
Tami 🐕🏀🏈🗽.. @tami32961
986 Followers 1K Following That's the way that the world goes 'round. MVP stan
Amy Cooper @AmyCoop49015636
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JANE @JanesAmerica
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Billy Jack Liberal �.. @TheBillyJackLib
9K Followers 7K Following Lawyer. Vegan. Animal rescuer. MAGAts claim mean tweets are ok so I give it to them in spades. My hair has its own zip code. And I keep aqua net in business.
R C👀k ◇ #Resist .. @rscook
24K Followers 24K Following #InformedElectorate 🌊 #EveryVoteMatters 🇺🇸 #ComplicitCorruptGOP 🐮 retweet = endorsement; opinions not your own; abandon all hope ye lost Magats 🧟♂️🧟♀️
June Carney @JuneCarney
8K Followers 7K Following Democrat, widow, mother, grandmother, friend, masks. Breast Cancer Survivor, retired. #VOTE BLUE 🌊- NO DM’, #BlueCrew
Lisa @Lisa29955281045
114 Followers 3K Following
Chris Gill @ChrisDavidGill
45K Followers 44K Following Author of novels 'THE BUTCHER BOYS' (See link below) and 'BACK ROAD'. (https://t.co/AgmWzEH1b1) (Books published by Fisher King Publishing).
🌻Beyond Blonde �.. @BeyondBlonde3
17K Followers 14K Following Outspoken Cis Woman Wiccan/Pagan Writer into Democracy, Magick, Mother Nature, and Evolution. America is back! 🇺🇸⚖️🏳️🌈
MzDanceloverofmusic @MzDanceloverof1
6K Followers 5K Following 💥🌟🌷A Music Lover who Loves Dance and people 💗 Looking for Resisters 💙 and Friends on here🇺🇲💛 I'm a True DEMOCRAT I stand with 💗 #BLM #LGBQ+ #Love
Heather Rousseau @HeatherRou85012
65 Followers 3K Following
Dígame Concejal @RSGAT
7K Followers 2K Following Htfd. City Councilman Josh Michtom: dad, husband, pub. defender, musician, artist, professor; opinions my own; 'CT Dems aren't socialist enough for this clown.'
Annie Hudson 🟧 �.. @MerkinAnnie
2K Followers 2K Following I’m Mimi to 3 little she-devils, Annie to everyone else. Love hiking, kayaking, quilting, books + mysteries. 🚫 MAGATs, voting BLUE. GUN CONTROL NOW!
logan_5 Runner @MuskySmelling
8K Followers 8K Following Married. Dad. Musician. Dog lover. Exercise is my crack. DON’T IM ME AFTER A FOLLOW. I block people who do that. 🤖🥜#Twitter
D. P. Reisig @DawnDun66350980
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Jools56 @Jools561
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Nariyal anna @annrkive6
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Sarah St. James @NoriStJames
1K Followers 3K Following Overworked Digital Archivist who will miss Twitter but will get over it. On Trybl and BlooSkai. NO DMs. No lists please.
Zappa's Wisdom Trooth @s_trooth
3K Followers 3K Following Without deviation progress is not possible. We are the other people, you're the other people too. I post what I know. The rest I learn. Arf! 🎼 Resist we must.
Scott Thunes @geoscott
1K Followers 1K Following ex-Frank Zappa, current Banned From Utopia bassist; MSA Rock Band Teaching Artist Spouse of @Jomoney Fatherx2 lefty #Destiny2 beer!
W. Stevens Quotes @_wallacestevens
109 Followers 208 Following Poetry, quotes & related news, to be updated regularly but not excessively. By no means official. Questions regarding sources of quotes will be gladly answered.
Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
327K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
rhinestone plowboy @XanderGalbraith
650 Followers 1K Following world’s biggest lil guy /// ✍️ @bandcamp @spin @VinylMePlease @complex @uproxx @consequence
Lucy @Lucyjoyviolin
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Dowager Brazen Cowboy.. @AChangeWillCome
3K Followers 5K Following USAF Disabled Veteran. Tennessee girl/Virginia world. She/Her/Y’all. Cis. ALLY🌈 🏳️⚧️MST Survivor. #SussexSquad #NSU🚫Lists. PETTY.
Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
901K Followers 2K Following Editor-in Chief https://t.co/HLS0hEHY1C, Co-host Uncovered, Attorney, Marine, Former Federal and State Prosecutor, Republican Party Insane Asylum Escapee
Kid Riles @kid_riles
2K Followers 992 Following Retired Union Thug. Atheist. 420. I will go to my death bed, supporting a woman’s right to choose. Ron Johnson is a fucking traitor.
Mary Elizabeth Moss @memesq
957 Followers 2K Following public defender, atheist, cat lover, left of left
Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins
235K Followers 24K Following Host of The Jack Hopkins Show Podcast. Former Republican #USNavy #Biden2024 #TheJackHopkinsShow 🇮🇱 🏳️🌈
JANE @JanesAmerica
5K Followers 4K Following #RetainJane A litigator; those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Cool mom. Ill fight you IRL. I’m the funniest person I know. she/her 🚑 🏃♀️
Michael Schell @CribbageForum
763 Followers 480 Following Composer/intermedia artist, host for KBCS-FM and Hollow Earth Radio, contributor to Sequenza 21, cribbage player. Views expressed are mine and no one else's.
Chad “Weekend Antif.. @ChadMHesting
565 Followers 2K Following I ain't no square with my corkscrew hair. 👨🏫 🤘 🏀
Baby Bee @Beebbopalula
3K Followers 2K Following A little bit writer; a little bit rock & roll. Of an "overgrown" age. Yes, I was born with that look on my face. 🏳️🌈🇳🇱 🇨🇦🍉
MzDanceloverofmusic @MzDanceloverof1
6K Followers 5K Following 💥🌟🌷A Music Lover who Loves Dance and people 💗 Looking for Resisters 💙 and Friends on here🇺🇲💛 I'm a True DEMOCRAT I stand with 💗 #BLM #LGBQ+ #Love
Greta @GretaGrace20
24K Followers 5K Following Republicans aren't an alternative to Democrats they're an alternative to democracy. Fox is the reason UFO's won't land. My safe word is ouch.
Mando Dude (Parody) �.. @Mandobanjoman
312 Followers 571 Following 🏳️🌈🇳🇱♑️🐕He/him. Socialist. Antisocordist. Pro-Scottish Indep. Fascists hater. Pro-Choice. Feminist. Queer. Penis admirer.
Mary Karr, Poet/Memoi.. @marykarrlit
66K Followers 382 Following Liars’ Club, Cherry, Viper Rum, Lit, Sinners Welcome, Art of Memoir, Tropic of Squalor
cintra wilson @xintra
7K Followers 8K Following Cultural X-ray. Bat-shark. Lame-retardant. Your ad here, $1M. Never had a blue check...never will. https://t.co/yrQdb6HVyX It/you/those
Dígame Concejal @RSGAT
7K Followers 2K Following Htfd. City Councilman Josh Michtom: dad, husband, pub. defender, musician, artist, professor; opinions my own; 'CT Dems aren't socialist enough for this clown.'
Just Joyce @johnstonglenn
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Bill Frisell @BillFrisell
24K Followers 77 Following Official Twitter account for Bill Frisell, operated by Songtone Management.
al lucas @brolucas
333 Followers 4K Following
Michael Wessel @MWesselDC
2K Followers 590 Following Views are mine alone. Commissioner: @USCC_gov. Former General Counsel, House Democratic Leader. Staff Chair Labor Advisory Comm.
Richard Burton @BurtonDiaries
35K Followers 1K Following A daily tweet from the diaries of the Welsh actor.
Merve Emre @mervatim
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Petra Haden @petrahaden
6K Followers 1K Following I’ll have a double decaffeinated half-caff…with a twist of lemon.
Hugh Odling-Smee @smeeho7
4K Followers 2K Following 'You're living for nothing now, I hope you're keeping some kind of record.' History/Poems/Uncle Tupelo Long Live Cinema #uptheduns
Edith McDonald White @LoveNOLA4ever
10K Followers 7K Following New Orleans strong, and will always be proud to call it home. Trying to make a positive change in this world, step by step, one minute at a time.
katie kadue @kukukadoo
17K Followers 879 Following foremost zucchini fritter on twitter | “endlessly quotable” | author of DOMESTIC GEORGIC @ uchicago press
Amanda @EruditeElf
3K Followers 3K Following Witch of the Dark Woods. Traveller. Horror Fan. She/Her. RN. and now....the weather Pokemon Go: 7281 4120 5910
Laura Lippman Has Not.. @LauraMLippman
40K Followers 2K Following The Schnorrer Queen of Book Twitter. World's foremost Butterfinger expert. Known for beautiful pajamas. She/her. Mama Roux's 2022 queen.
Barbara Hawkins @Barbara58648157
1K Followers 2K Following Free thinker who abhors ignorance. I watch @MeidasTouch @dollemore @Maddow @ReidOut @palmerreport @tyt! #VoteBlueIn2024 #BlueCrew🏜🌈🟦🌊Ally🚫DM💙
Reuters Fact Check @ReutersFacts
38K Followers 1 Following The official account of the social media verification team @Reuters. Have you seen something we should fact-check? Our DMs are open.
(((Claudia Miles 🇺.. @claudiamiles
6K Followers 5K Following Singer-Songwriter, survived the early LA punk rock scene (friends didn’t). Shrink. BLM/LGBTQ ally. Met Jimmy Carter at 14. LA native.
pat sanders @patsand72446572
417 Followers 1K Following "You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty." ~ Jessica Mitford
Paul Parcellin @PaulPar
12K Followers 10K Following I write about Film Noir, Neo Noir, 1960s - '70s Crime Films and TV #LifeAndDeathInLA - https://t.co/mp4WpEThPk — https://t.co/xWokndu9Zd:paulparcellin
Noirchick In Old Holl.. @Noirchick1
86K Followers 3K Following Old Hollywood-Vintage & Glamour Photos.Backstories. Noir/Pre-Code/Silent/Classic Film. Cocktails & sass with a dash of sarcasm by an elegant, quirky, kind soul.
Unknown Caller @janefourmillion
27K Followers 28K Following Woke Boomer. 🌊 🌊🌊 IP lawyer. ✡️/atheist mashup. Our bodies, our choice. Second generation American, second generation of lifelong Democrats. Biden/Harris
Aurora @CitizenScreen
33K Followers 4K Following Registrar by day, movie watcher by night. #ClassicMovies #Blogger #TCMParty #TCMFF #BLM She/Her #BanAssaultWeapons
The Bronx Cannabis Hu.. @bxcannabishub
496 Followers 39 Following The Hub promotes social equity in NY’s adult-use cannabis industry by providing free legal support & information to communities most harmed by prohibition.Orson Welles was born OTD in 1915. He made his acting debut at the Gate Theatre in Dublin in 1931, when he was only 16. Micheál Mac Liammóir described his audition:
I beg your pardon.
@woofknight @se4realhinton I read the first one to see what all the hubbub was about. Read like it was written by a high school sophomore.
Dad’s 1951 Pontiac Chieftain with the amber hood Indian that lit up at night
What's the first car you remember riding in as a kid? 1982 Civic hatchback brown in color
Just applied for help. Please wish me well. I need it.
I think that True Detective Season One (2014) is the best limited dramatic series ever. I also think it's Matthew McConaughey's best work as an actor. The villain and his associates are beyond sinister, and their motives haunt me still. And that finale... Whoa! I love it all.
I shouldn't worry about the pain he experienced in class. It will likely be overwhelmed by the pain of having you as a father.
My kid packed his project last night and forgot to bring it to school this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his classroom was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.
I know of no woman who has not been there. For me, it was when I bought MY compound miter saw and the sales dude kept talking to my husband. I walked out. Hubs listened to dude rant for 5 mins then said, "I'm not your customer, she left leaving $1200 worth of tools here."
I received some money from my moms estate and thought I would get quotes for home siding. The person who I spoke with asked me if I was married and if the financial decision maker would be there to attend the estimation. I don’t even know what to say right now.
Reading a DCF report, I discovered the clinical term for when you can't see the forest for the trees:
The police theory that both a certain activity and the absence of that activity are equal indicators that a person is concealing a gun: Schrodinger's Gat
DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS is on TCM tonight and i implore all of you to watch or record it because it is an underrated gem & is absolutely hilarious 🤩 it is genuinely one of my favorite movies #TCMParty
Join us tonight for a Steve Martin quadruple feature! We start with DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID, followed by the TCM Premiere of DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS, then FATHER OF THE BRIDE and PENNIES FROM HEAVEN – it all starts at 8pm ET. Which Martin movie is your favorite?
No, you actually go to work every day to fund subsidies for Big Oil, Big Pharma, professional sports teams, and keeping taxes low on billionaires and wealthy corporations. That amount of debt cancelled? It's .09% of the total budget. Cost of subsidies? $92 billion annually.
@POTUS Soooooo we all go to work all day to pay for blue-haired they/them libs to get their art degrees? Noted…
Dad just called all choked up to say his CATscan results came in and the doctor called to tell him there's been no changes and it would appear he remains cancer-free. 🙏❤️
Goofy’s snaggle tooth biscuit head ass gets a real house and has a family, and Pluto is a slave that has to walk around butt booty naked and eat on the floor. 🙃 Some bullshit!
All of them.
What's a political opinion that you held with great conviction in college, but that you now believe was ignorant, naive, unethical, and/or embarrassing?
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.
BREAKING: Barron Trump has appealed Judge Merchan's decision to let his father attend his graduation.
Helen Vendler was born OTD in 1933
Farewell poetry critic and Harvard professor Helen Vendler, who has died aged 90. She wrote books on Emily Dickinson, Seamus Heaney, George Herbert, John Keats, William Shakespeare, Wallace Stevens and WB Yeats. She was a Parnell Fellow at Magdalene College, Cambridge in 1994-95.
Having watched Robert Preston’s entire filmography I am always blown away by his performance as Toddy. He fully embodied this character with every look, gesture, and inflection. Truly the work of a seasoned actor who has mastered his art. #VictorVictoria #TCMParty
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