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I’m like if Aristotle was a fag hag from nyc
You better shut up before I start touching those wires of yours!!!!!!
Favorite line in any movie ever is “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.”
YOU CAN STILL SEE THE RUTS FROM THE OREGON TRAIL
Yo, like M J doctor they killing me, propofol, I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my motherfuckin' protocol
She’s so sexy
Collins: Do you think it's a good idea to put Trump on a $250 bill when people are struggling to afford gas and groceries? Bessent: Look, I think it has... I think that... Do you think we should have a 250th anniversary celebration? Collins: Well, that's happening anyway, but
REST IN PEACE TREE HOUSE
🚨 | FIM DE UMA ERA! Dakota Johnson colocou à venda sua icônica casa em Los Angeles por 6 milhões de dólares. 🔗realtor.com/news/celebrity…
I’m watching Couples Therapy and I’m taking sides and guessing astrological signs. #soaring
If one more uber driver plays me their AI music it’s gonna get ugly
They’re booing but he’s right
Niall Horan sharing his unpopular opinion with the BBC R1 hosts: “Well, I was just looking out the, at the crowd and the whole… Not that anyone’s dressed like this, but I’m not a big fan of people who go to festivals and dress like the festival they’re at. Do you know what I
Put a bell on your bicycle 🕺put a bell on your bicycle 🪩 put a bell on your bicycle your bicycle your bicycle your bicycle👔 put a bell on your bicycle 🚲 put a bell on your bicycle 🛎️ PUT A BELL ON YOUR BICYCLE YOUR BICYCLE YOUR BICYCLE
I live right next to a brewery so you’d think I’d hear drunk commotion often. Never! What I do hear is CHILDREN SCREAMING at their BIRTHDAY PARTIES at the BREWERY!!!!!!!
anybody know what we're supposed to do about this
A very normal thing to say about your child
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
On the tube
@garbo__talks Barbra is undeniably at her sexiest in What’s Up, Doc?
I keep getting Instagram ads to freeze my eggs for free #whatthatmean
Emma behaving badly @aemma6437
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Nancy G @sumeyrasule1
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Kendrick029 @kendrick026726
363 Followers 1K Following Make improvements, not excuses. Seek respect, not attention.
starheal @starheal
133K Followers 14K Following The internet’s most notorious astrologer. https://t.co/gZUesF4dh8
Homeostacy @AthyKacker
45 Followers 662 Following older millennial with a rip curl watch tan. I work as a teacher and also a prostitute.
chappell roan hd / pl... @chappellroan4k
882 Followers 12 Following chappell in a red carpet is the meanest twitter can handle before they start getting scared
Homo Honey @DixPeyton
17K Followers 1K Following writer, digital consultant, co-host of lemme say this, + “a sellout” - my dad
Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles
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serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
93K Followers 798 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
Kate Berlant @kateberlant
72K Followers 788 Following Currently on tour! Tickets below! Cinnamon in the Wind/ Hulu Would It Kill You to Laugh?/ PeacockYou might like
