Alexander Böhn @fish2000

REBUILT ON THE RUINS OF THE PREVIOUS VERSION github.com/fish2000 Baltimore, MD Joined October 2008

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

RE-WATCHING THE WARRIORS: THE ORPHANS SHIPPED THE ORG CHART

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

HEY JOURNALISTS!! IF YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT ELON MUSKS’ TURN TO THE DARK SIDE, USE THIS IMAGE! IT’S FROM «THE PENTAVERATE», IF YOU NEED TO ATTRIBUTE OR RESHOOT IT. YES!!!

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HEY @bjnovak, IF YOU’RE TELLING COSTINS’ STORIES OF YOU GUYS AND THE BMFA PRANK – WHY NOT MENTION THE COLD SPRING PARK INCIDENT? I ASK BECAUSE I LOVE FOUR CORNERS PIZZA AND THEY’D GET SOME GOOD BIZ FROM OUT-OF-TOWN REPORTERS IF YOU TALKED THAT ONE UP apple.news/AJXLbwspeStix7…

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@nolemonnomelon WAS IT HARD SELTZER?

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@fuckeveryword I WILL! I WILL FUCK IT. THANKS FOR THE TIP!

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@awesomekling YEAH!… UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE USING CATCH, IN C++, WHICH ACTUALLY RE-PARSES THE COMPOUND ASSERT EXPRESSION AND IS AS VERBOSE AS ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY LIKE ABOUT IT! OBVI I AM A FAN. BUT YEAH IN LIKE EVERY OTHER CASE, YOU ARE RIGHT, BE ATOMIC ABOUT IT

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@BrianLaRossa THIS IS CHAMPION LEVEL SHIT. THANK YOU!!

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@BrianLaRossa

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@sarah_edo STRONGLY AGREE. KOTLIN SPECIFICALLY MAKES JAVA INTEROP NOT FEEL LIKE DRINKING ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING ONES’ TEETH TASTES; ALSO IT DOESN’T OFFEND MY HIGHLY-C++-CENTRIC PERSONAL SENSIBILITIES THE WAY THAT (SAY) PYTHON STATIC TYPING DOES, WHICH I THINK IS VERY NICE

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

FAVORITE STRANGER THINGS ARCHNEMESIS?

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@samuhyu @MatRopert YEAH, BUT ELIDING/SUBVERTING A NEWLY AWESOME COMPONENT OF THE STANDARD LIBRARY IS A PRACTICE CONSIDERABLY STUPIDLY SUB-PAR

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@MatRopert I COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY ATTRIBUTE THIS PROBLEMETIZED BEHAVIOR TO RIGHT-CUDDLE TENDENCIES. I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT, IF ONE CONSIDERS THE REFERANCE/POINTERISIM OF THE VARIABLE TO TRULY BE OF A PIECE WITH THE TYPE «LIKE ONE FUCKING SHOULD» THEN ONE WOULD NEVER DECLARE THAT SHIT, YES?

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

NOW IT OCCURED TO ME AS HE DROVE AWAY: D EQUALS R TIMES T

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@awesomekling THROW A BURNING TRASH CAN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE NEAREST STARBUCKS WHILE LOUDLY AND CONFIDENTLY ASSERTING THAT THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS NIGH

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@PierreTerdiman DON’T USE CTORS IS CERTIFIABLY A JAVA IDIOM. YECCH!

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@emilynussbaum IF I COULD LIKE THIS ONE WITH THE LAUGH EMOJI, Á LA FACEBOOK, I MOST ASSUREDLY WOULD

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

IF THERE IS REINCARNATION: WHEN I DIE, I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO RETURN TO EARTH AS A HAMMERHEAD SHARK. THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKING AWESOME. YOU HEAR ME, DEITY-IN-CHARGE, WITH YOUR UNREPENTANT SELF-FOCUSED THEISM? SHARKULATE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@JennyENicholson HEY IT LOOKS LIKE THEY GOUND BUZZY’S MURDERER!! OR KIDNAPPER. I AM NOT SURE OF THE PROPER APPELLATION BUT CHECK IT OUT! youtu.be/X8eRQQFaNlM

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Mathieu Ropert @MatRopert

3 years ago

Seeing new programmers write stuff like std::optional<T*> makes me feel like somewhere we failed at teaching people about pointers and how they can be null and it's actually a feature and not a bug.

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Alexander Böhn @fish2000

3 years ago

@DavidLublin WHAT DO WE WANT?? MISTER FALAFEL!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? AT LEAST FIFTEEN YEARS AGO, BECAUSE THAT’S HOW OLD MY PARK SLOPE REFERENCE/JOKE IS!!!