laur @elledeor
she/her Joined September 2011-
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apparently I’m really fixated on AI using em dashes bc my last tweet was back in June and was also about AI and em dashes
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“em dashes are a sign of AI!” Great, cat’s out of the bag. Now everyone knows my diary was written by AI.
“an em dash is a key indicator that someone used chatgpt” Emily Dickinson is rolling in her mf grave rn
february is for listening to songs that make you feel like a teenage girl who has a crush on someone
has anyone ever been kissed under the mistletoe? be so fr
“inside you there are two wolves” bro inside me there is one 13 year old version of myself and she’s pissed off
men invented dj-ing because they were too afraid to ask to go on aux
Ironic? Woman’s job as a therapist the reason she needs therapy
RIP Emily Dickinson, u would have loved Taylor Swift
My therapist tried to pull a “to play devil’s advocate” on me… the devil and I are close. The devil does not agree with u. I am the advocate. Ok?
A man at the bar asked me if I’m “naturally that tall”
If you aren’t using Oxford commas what are you using? Your intuition? No thanks. I don’t trust myself THAT much.
laur retweeted
ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK
@mollydeez One I time I parked a little close the lines on one side and this guy asked me “who taught you how to park??” so I just replied “a man…”
I’m a Nate Jacobs’ hater first and a person second
laur retweeted
How can I make this football game about me
You’re playing devil’s advocate for free?? In this economy????
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