Mabel @edwardsnowden43
tetanus apologist Joined June 2018-
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Google maps give me train or give me bus but do not give me bus to the train
Barbie movie changed the game so hard little girls growing up play with focaccia now💗
Me and my boyfriend when we go out to dinner and I have a little more energy than usual because I don’t have a tummy ache
About to be fielding a lot of questions (walking into the pregame with a red bell paper, baby carrots, and two garlic knots in my jacket pocket)
Fell asleep last night listening to the Hollywood Reporter’s Directors Roundtable. And what do you know? I woke up a director!
Wherever you go, there you are but also so is an Aveda hair salon
being in a long distance relationship is negotiating that he’ll wait until you’re together to see Barbie if he’s allowed to see Oppenheimer without you in the meantime
Is Nobody Going To Comment That I Saw Ed Sheeran Perform This Morning? // I Was In Midtown, Passing Rockefeller Center, and He Was Playing For Breakfast Television Live.
A kid in my film class just unknowingly referred to the Safdie Brothers’ filmmaking style as "sapphic"
My sister’s boyfriend is a tattoo artist and he recently tattooed two German girls that he said kept saying “schlayyyy” as he did the tattoo
Billie Eilish this, Kaia Gerber that, literally no one talking about the age gap in "American Gothic"
Glob of jelly just fell out of my pb & j and landed on my phone screen — its impact on the screen liked an Instagram post from a Greta Gerwig film edits account. Just like god intended
Saw Rick Steves on the street and told him I loved his work
It’s the Most Violent Time of the Year (when my friends ask what’s on my Spotify Wrapped and I have to tell them I use Tidal because my mom pays for the family plan and says the sound quality on Tidal is better for her tinnitus)
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Aly @thebelltsar
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Natalie Levy @natalielevy41
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Sarabjit B @serbi_b
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frosted @jake_schro
280 Followers 294 Following
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389 Followers 396 Following anti-athletics account. check out our girlie stoner comedy @calisoberfilm 😇💖🌴👇
walker @walkercapl
7K Followers 996 Following 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 . . . 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘵! editing @joylandmagazine writing performance comedy mailing list: https://t.co/OVBhQuirJg
cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic
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Union Hall @UnionHallNY
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Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
630K Followers 2K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
If that Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross score from CHALLENGERS isn’t playing at the clubs this summer, like, what are we even doing?!
i loved when challengers got to the point where luca guadagnino was like pov u are the ball
white people be like sorry i cant go out tonight i have to smoke weed with my parents
we could be married and writing critically acclaimed relationship dramas that explore the intimacies of love and lust under the same roof, curating our own chic cinematic universe about love triangles, but you want to play games and leave cryptic flame emojis under my posts smh.
Fun Fact: The writers of PAST LIVES (Celine Song) and CHALLENGERS (Justin Kuritzkes) are married to each other.
One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
obsessed with stuart dunkel and his art that consists primarily of mice engaging triumphantly with food
they really don’t make women’s shorts like this anymore and we’re all suffering for it
rotating the warm weather wardrobe IN
Wife accused me of stealing her élite moisturizer because I’ve been looking “way too dewy.” And guess what? She’s right. Stuff is a game changer that they’ve been hiding from us, boys.
Oh shit. Sally Field kinda went off here. “The garment you knit for yourself as a child.” Might have to read her memoir now.
when you reach the part of a friendship where you can finally stop pretending to get their references. what are you talking about miss girl 😍
just randomly remembered “my eyes see oppenheimer” and burst out laughing in ikea
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
another Toni Collette Instagram story banger
just saw something funny and instinctively started texting it to OJ; this is going to feel weird for a while
Gf just asked why my towel was “addicted to being on the floor”
the eclipse has hit the reflections on my disco ball
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