Hannah @dysfunctionowl

I have no idea what I'm doing probably in bed Joined March 2011

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Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman

2 weeks ago

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

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Emo Philips @EmoPhilips

4 years ago

I don’t know who needs to see this

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adi @perfectcelebrty

5 months ago

this being my favourite video ever

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evan loves worf @esjesjesj

5 months ago

“The mom killing will continue until morale improves”

NewsWire @NewsWire_US

5 months ago

Immigration Czar Tom Homan: "There will be more bloodshed unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric"

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David Griscom @DavidGriscom

5 months ago

They will justify the killing of immigrants, they will justify the killing of Americans, and they will justify the killing of moms, children, and fathers. They will justify the killing of you.

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Mike F @DeputyWarlock

9 months ago

i love it when people describe a movie as a "good popcorn movie" i.e. it's a bad movie but i like eating popcorn

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mr. joshua @pants

7 months ago

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Miles @mtvsthewrld_

8 months ago

China working on 200mph trains and the US Department of Homeland Security is currently beefing with “hoodgenius”

@hoodg3nius WE HAVE THE RECEIPTS. This young man posted violent threats of murder against our law enforcement. He then deleted it when he was called out, and attempted to deny all wrong doing. We have the receipts, and the internet is forever. The willful ignorance and intentional

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Colin @colinarmis

8 months ago

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

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mr. joshua @pants

8 months ago

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mr. joshua @pants

8 months ago

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick

8 months ago

The video of this incident is just as bad as it sounds. The priest is standing there, not doing anything remotely illegal, and without warning a masked DHS agent on the roof shoots him in the top of his head with a pepper ball.

Jack Jenkins @jackmjenkins

8 months ago

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

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Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret

8 months ago

The World’s Most Retired Man

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mr. joshua @pants

8 months ago

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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla

9 months ago

Sometimes u get a really mysterious white envelope in the mail and it’s Hello Fresh

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Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all

9 months ago

The people commenting "I voted for this!!!" under videos of children being ripped from their parents suddenly want you to remember "he had a family and kids" lmao

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grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston

9 months ago

free speech mfs when someone other than them is allowed to speak:

Rep. Clay Higgins @RepClayHiggins

9 months ago

I’m going to use Congressional authority and every influence with big tech platforms to mandate immediate ban for life of every post or commenter that belittled the assassination of Charlie Kirk. If they ran their mouth with their smartass hatred celebrating the heinous murder of