Dan's Lie of the Day @DansLieOfTheDay
I lie to you once a day. (Get the Amazon Echo App! Link below.) laserfarm.com/?p=5269 Joined February 2010-
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Taylor Swift’s real name is Albertha Monroe but she changed it to hide from an ex-boyfriend.
Quentin Tarantino says his final film “Tremendous Mail” will be made using only RING doorbell cameras.
Dig a hole. Place a grape in the hole. Cover it with lemon juice and dirt. And listen closely! (should sound like pianos)
Forgot to save your work? Type “Whoops” and press the number 6 for eight minutes to recover it.
Netflix says 128 of their DVDs are still in circulation and all of them are Captain Phillips.
Wrinkled shirt? Rub an emerald on it and the wrinkles vanish in minutes!
Cryptocurrency is losing value as investors turn their attention to cool-looking rocks found on hikes.
Over time, wood turns to stone, stone turns to diamonds, diamonds turn to light, and light turns to trees.
For the sake of fairness, the leather of every baseball used in the World Series must come from the same horse.
Yes, if you had a cavity in the past 8 months, you are immune to sunburns.
No one can say the tongue twister, “Roy rode alligators rudely,” without blinking.
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Styrofoam, when splashed with grapefruit juice, turns into electricity.
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In Baltimore, going up an escalator is called “Taking the Uppy.”
The smallest dinosaur was only 3 millimeters long.
Pumpkins weren’t always orange. That happened after years of cultivation. Originally they were clear.
Most Major League batters can redirect pitches by blowing hard on the incoming ball.
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