albus @dumbledrip

Joined March 2014

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albus @dumbledrip

59 minutes ago

@yunkennyUtd @FabrizioRomano You are not on the team bro

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Open Source Intel @Osint613

a day ago

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire? Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

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There will be no multipolarity. There will be no network states. There will be the US, China, and AGI they control. The future of the world will be decided by how the AI game plays out in those two powers. The rest of the world didn’t make it to level 2

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Barchart @Barchart

a week ago

BREAKING 🚨: Berkshire Hathaway $BRK.A is now underperforming the S&P 500 by the same margin it was during the run-up to the Global Financial Crisis 🤯👀

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Zito @_Zeets

a week ago

Genuinely ruined the internet

The New Yorker @NewYorker

2 weeks ago

Before ChatGPT, more than 98 per cent of all English-language articles published on the internet were written by humans. By the fall of 2024, machines were writing around half. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…

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Francis Daniels @FDaniels86

2 weeks ago

How opposing GMs gifted Vegas the winningest team in hockey at the expansion draft: Bad Trades • Anaheim traded Vegas Shea Theodore so they take on Clayton Stoner's $3.25m x 1y contract. • Minnesota traded Vegas Alex Tuch so they would pick up Erik Haula instead of Matt Dumba or Eric Staal. • Pittsburgh traded Vegas a 2nd round pick (Drew Commesso) so they would take on Marc-Andre Fleury's $5.75m x 3y contract. • NY Islanders traded Vegas the 15th overall pick (Erik Brannstrom) and a 2nd round pick (Egor Sokolov) so they would take on Mikhail Grabovski's $5m x 1y contract. • Tampa Bay traded Vegas Nikita Gusev, a 2nd round pick (Alex Texier) and a 4th round pick (Paul Cotter) so would take on Jason Garrison's $4.6m x 1y contract • Winnipeg traded the 13th overall pick (Nick Suzuki) for the 24th overall pick so Vegas wouldn't select Tobias Enstrom. Bad Protections • Boston protected Kevan Miller over Colin Miller. • Los Angeles protected Derek Forbort over Brayden McNabb. • St. Louis protected Sobotka, Berglund, Reaves over David Perron and Jordan Binnington. Bad Everything • Florida traded them Reilly Smith for a 4th round pick, left Jonathan Marchessault exposed, while protecting Alex Petrovic & Mark Pysyk. • Columbus traded them a 1st & 2nd round pick so they would take on David Clarkson's $5.25m x 3y contract. Then they exposed 43-goal scorer William Karlsson. In total, they finessed: • Shea Theodore • Jonathan Marchessault • William Karlsson • Reilly Smith • David Perron • Brayden McNabb • Marc-Andre Fleury — • Alex Tuch (huge part of Jack Eichel package) • Nick Suzuki (huge part of Max Pacioretty package) • Drew Commesso (huge part of Robin Lehner package) • Colin Miller (huge part of Alec Martinez package) — • Erik Brannstrom & Egor Sokolov (became Mark Stone) • Erik Haula (became Nicolas Roy -> Mitch Marner) • Alex Texier (became Keegan Kolesar) • Nikita Gusev (became Daniil Chayka, Lukas Cormier, and Jakub Demek) • Paul Cotter (became Alex Holtz, Akira Schmid, and Mason Moe) The league's got no one to blame but themselves.

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Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname

2 weeks ago

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

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Barry Hunt @BarryHunt008

2 weeks ago

Ebola outbreak trajectory is nearly vertical 📈 From the start I've never seen this before 😳😳😳

Dr. Tom Frieden @DrTomFrieden

2 weeks ago

The early trajectory of the Ebola outbreak in DRC is alarming. Spread of the disease likely went undetected for months. Fast detection and response are crucial to stop outbreaks.

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Jono 2.5 @jontranslates

2 weeks ago

Spurs have a worse record at Stamford Bridge than Harald Hardrada

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Tom Petrini @RealTomPetrini

2 weeks ago

Wemby shot from here with the game on the line man What the hell

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albus @dumbledrip

2 weeks ago

@Kalvishwow Thank you for making me aware of this. I will be abusing it expeditiously

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albus @dumbledrip

2 weeks ago

@fashion_nfl Goat head and Blasty >>>>>>

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer

3 weeks ago

By age 25, your circle should consist of: -a Spellcaster -a Healer -a Tank -and a Rogue your network is your net worth

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@wowreforged @Aedrareforged

4 weeks ago

Every Monday

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albus @dumbledrip

4 weeks ago

@The_DC_Bob @PFTCommenter @WashWizards Expecto patronum baby go Wiz im on the bandwagon now

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signüll @signulll

4 weeks ago

if a baby is born in nyc at 1 am & another baby is born one hour later in la at 2 am nyc time, the baby in la is on paper younger than the baby in nyc but is really older by one hour.