I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
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@dougboneparth Haha finally a good one. (The first tbh)
@dougboneparth Very original. Definitely not stolen from memes that have been circulating for years.
@dougboneparth I used to trade stocks so I wouldn't have to work, but now I work so I can trade stocks