richard situation 𓅃 @dicksituation
he/him | god's favorite 📸: richard_situation cutt.ly/ACZXdFI Boulder, CO Joined February 2013-
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The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly
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I kinda feel like it’s our degenerate responsibility to push back against clean conservative “health” aesthetic. We need to dress slutty, we need to drink alcohol & do drugs, we need to have a cigarette & Diet Coke, we need to dance provocatively, we need to live más!!!!
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dick tat idea
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My statement regarding Graham Platner
I very briefly was talking to and then consequently seeing Graham Platner from about February 2021 until mid July 2021 when it was revealed to me that he was cheating on his fiancé at the time. He knew about the fucking tattoo.
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Ohio.
Every American has at least one state that they will spit venom at without provocation, and I think that’s beautiful.
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boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER
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I can’t keep doing this
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I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.
JACKASS at Pride and a Johnny Knoxville said GAY RIGHTS
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i mean obviously
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No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.
Who y’all think is the biggest political loser of 2025?
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Notice how it’s not pickleball court
13 years ago today, Lorde released “Tennis Court.”
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my new “at least i’m not doing coke” is “at least i’m not into sports betting”
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If you generate ai music and upload it to dsps you’re a scammer. If you are a musician pushing generative ai music platforms you’re a traitor. Hope this helps!
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And no….I will not apologize. 🌈
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the summer i make love to oomf
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quite impressive that arctic monkeys is an indie rock band where 4/4 members are dating women their own age
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HOT TAKE: I’d rather rent my entire life in a cool ass city than own a home in bumfuck nowhere
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