delta @deltavius

I truly am the stupidest man alive rn and like it ain’t even close I’ve retard maxxed in ways u couldn’t Imagine and lost things I never knew could be lost waiting for the ROI part of retard maxxing atm

it’s for u homie I be out there larping for u what different does it make let’s play nd discuss ya dig? let’s make sandcastles together at the beach then stomp on the but with our minds

not proud of it man enough to say it I believe reading a synopsis of a plot of a film provides me with sufficient evidence to develop strong opinions about it I don’t feel bad cause I ain’t investing two hours like that dawg but I want to talk to u about what u love

people posting stories on Signal I love u I wish u were real

I like the white noise of airplanes but only real ones there’s some YouTube channels who have people flying for long hauls and record the sound with high quality microphones whole flight and I really appreciate them

Brown noise hall reverb frequency by granular was the soundtrack of my 2019, white fan noise 122hz a close second, some years I would put on 10 hour long recordings of background chatter when studying at a coffee shop because the real background chatter just wasn’t hitting right my pink and brown noise for sho some of the best frequencies out there

when they sell my data I hope it goes to a good home, one in which the family gathers for dinner every evening snd laughs and the father wears 1/4 zips and mother white linen shirts and subtle jewellery

@emoji__city Smiled reading this

@palomazegarra “Ur nation” being any nation making child not u specifically / a hypothetical person from a nation making chips i have convos with in my head

@palomazegarra It’s a typo u silly goose it’s a place holder for ur nation meaning whatever nationality im talking to that has smallest chips ur missing the point which is mostly me being tortured by what words to use to describe things that are small

i don’t care about the smallness of ur chips i care mostly that you explain to me what the vernacular is for describing thing at nanometer scale. How do you say wow congrats yours are the smallest I’ve ever seen in a professional scientific parlance, this is serious what do say

One day you’ll wake up at 3pm to start your day with your beautiful wife and kids who just got back from a productive day at school. Your wife prepared lunch, took them to school, collected them, and let you sleep. Your mouth is dry like Arizona. You open the fridge, grab a pickle and a glizzy to freshen your palate. You smile, then crack a joke: “Haha hey honey, I’m such a goofball for sleeping in till 3, right? It’s so me, isn’t it…” It’s been 20 years. Each morning the same glizzy, same pickle, same joke. Your kids are long in employment, yet every morning their mother still drives them to school and brings them back at 3pm. You wake with a dry mouth, open the fridge, grab a pickle… you get the point. Life is good. Everyone you’ve ever loved tailored their existence to the exact way you dreamed to live: to wake at 3 with a dry mouth, moisten it with a pickle, and kickstart the day’s protein intake with a beef glizzy. This is what you worked hard for. You have no hobbies and do almost nothing. Sometimes you work, but only a day at a time, as you must sleep at hours that allow a 3pm wake-up so you’re there when your wife and kids return. You are 57. Now it’s the grandkids who visit. They are mute and don’t know you; they know you only as the pickle man who dreamed a dream. To them, you are all you ever wanted to be. A successful man is one who does what he said he wanted to do. All you wanted was a pickle and a glizzy in the morning. Everyone you’ve ever loved is now dead. Your sedentary lifestyle and healthy diet have added at least 20 extra years of existence, but with no wife and no offspring who barely know you. What was all the hard work for? Why did you want your mouth to feel like sandpaper each morning? Why the pickle and glizzy? Perhaps there’s more to life. I guess you’ll never know.

@alexwickham idk how u can work at Bloomberg not triple check ur confidence in saying that this is “new” information when variations of this issue have been discussed since 2017, it’s arguably the least new spy gossip in quite a while

Each we he counts every penny and ensures to keep it safe inside a wooden box buried deep in a garden as he cannot yet afford a safe. He is an avid reader of retarded people who in another life would be sectioned but now tweet and heeds their financial advice

I hope you’re pursuit of engagement on this platform brings you sufficient financial stability to put food on the table, to love your wife and to start a fund for your kids colleges. May you find your American dream on the everything app. The new and next buffet is right here.

@artman can we please all grow up and stop saying this every time a model has a shitty few days or even weeks it’s all so tiring even if temporarily true, may we find a valve to vent our anger about or computer gods being retarded sometimes in a more amusing manner

spent years honing writing skills to exceed any native English speaker & now add retarded typos so ppl who have only read sci fi/3 body problem/ dune think good prose is entirely ai written I love ai but I hate shape rotators who’s idea literary pinnacle is teenage literature

All I do is eat oysters and speak 6 languages in 3 voices

I’m in Kyrgyzstan bathing in yak milk don’t even text me