deesof @deesof

devopser and commie. he/they Nottingham Joined November 2012

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deesof @deesof

2 years ago

@postoctobrist stds make good names for distant relatives, i think. as in: "Great-aunt Chlamydia drank too much rosé and got into an argument with Aunt Syphilis, so Uncle Herpes had to drive her home."

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deesof @deesof

2 years ago

@MIKITStore I've bought an MK72 and really like it, but the download link on mikit.store/pages/mk72-dri… goes to an empty directory. Please can you help?

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deesof @deesof

2 years ago

@jayforeman @markcooperjones as a "Jerseyman" i am deeply upset that you've exposed our long-held secret

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Nate Wolff @proffwolff

2 years ago

❌ I’m in a slough of despond ✅ I’m in a freshwater marsh of sadness

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deesof @deesof

3 years ago

@JimSterling holy shit that was a good episode

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deesof @deesof

3 years ago

@bastardspod ever considered an ep on extraordinarily corrupt weirdo Carlos Ghosn? reckon he deserves it just for turning nissan into a maker of tedious appliance vehicles, but honestly his story is strange enough that it may be a good episode

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deesof @deesof

3 years ago

@KillJamesBond was excited for you to do demolition man so went and watched it again, only to discover it did not star bruce willis. i was sure it starred bruce willis. it is very obviously a bruce willis film. am i in an alternate universe?

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Corner Späti @cornerspaeti

6 years ago

Since Young Fine Gael is complaining that everyone's being mean to them, we thought we'd unlock @CiaranDold s anthropological exploration of right wing European youth parties.

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deesof @deesof

3 years ago

@SwtngTwtng Booked a trip to Guernsey? Should've gone to specsavers.

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deesof @deesof

3 years ago

@Clarkeocrinus @doctorow "I'm sorry ma'am but those chicken items are speckled, this one is flecked and I think the dots on that one are more 'regular' than 'polka'".

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deesof @deesof

3 years ago

@AliceAvizandum just realised i really want to see an argument between a flat-earther and a hollow-earther. what if they reached a compromise? would you get the pitta-earther?

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deesof @deesof

3 years ago

@AliceAvizandum yeah but start smoking a pipe. it will give you a new nerdy hobby to collect stuff for and obsess over and if you're like any of the pipe smokers i knew you will spend more time fiddling with the damn things than smoking them

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deesof @deesof

3 years ago

@SwtngTwtng ah you'll be fine, the line's barely visible :p

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Trades Union Congress @The_TUC

3 years ago

🇫🇷 Retire at 62 🇬🇧 Retire at 66 (soon to be 68)

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deesof @deesof

4 years ago

i got covid as an unexpected early christmas present, so i'm going to sit in my dressing gown and drink cheap brandy all day. where this differs from any other day is that i am also eating mince pies

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The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr

4 years ago

fourth power rule

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247

4 years ago

what happened?

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deesof @deesof

4 years ago

@SwtngTwtng gonna get you drinking some polish mead at some point. might get you some for christmas (new year? eh) seeing that wish.com let me down on the lenin bust

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deesof @deesof

4 years ago

@AliceAvizandum my fav genre is "thing" "lower thing" "thinghampton"

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deesof @deesof

4 years ago

@SwtngTwtng great photo! hope the rain holds off :)

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deesof @deesof

4 years ago

@ChrisseyWrites basically the same reasoning for me. there's a lot of confusion over what mastodon is, which is putting people off, i think. important thing is that while you do have to join one server, on your home view you still see posts from people you follow on other servers :)