Dana Smith @danasmithcomedy
If you don’t want pain then don’t hang with the Dane Stain Joined September 2015-
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
This made me giddy
SKIT OR DIE happens at 9:00pm over at YouTube. youtu.be/Ust1pdTxpFs #livestream #livestreaming #SketchComedy
On the bright side, I’ve never been more constipated.
I used to about fantasize how great I would eat with endless time for cooking and meal planning but turns out I just really like bread.
A classic HUNKS video about role playing in bed you little freaks. youtu.be/uE-s7uHpVl8
Professor DESTROYS Closed-Minded Class youtu.be/6o6jF8Z7Kuo
S/O to LinkedIn. Still trying to get me those business connections even during a global pandemic. They know that my business dealings won’t wait for anyone.
I bet all the people with their “plans” and “goals” and “direction” for their “lives” are feeling pretty silly right now.
Just watched Minority Report, fun fact, almost no minorities in it.
Don’t miss @unfamous, @ivandecker, @timgrayrulez and @danasmithcomedy shtick-ing it to one another in “Gimmicks & Should They Marry” airing today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
Hey Rep. Cheney, I see from your dead people comment that you get your news from Facebook memes, but the National Constitution Center + Newsweek are just two of many places where you can clarify your misunderstanding of the history of the 22nd Amendment: newsweek.com/alexandria-oca…
Hey Rep. Cheney, I see from your dead people comment that you get your news from Facebook memes, but the National Constitution Center + Newsweek are just two of many places where you can clarify your misunderstanding of the history of the 22nd Amendment: newsweek.com/alexandria-oca…
You mad bro? 😂
When the going gets hard the bizkit gets limp - @freddurst
"It's much less gross when you know it's an egg." -Dana, on the smells at our airbnb
Friends, Morning (Friday) is Jummah, the weekly day of worship for our community of Muslim friends and loved ones. Be there for them. Check in. Perhaps extend a kind gesture at your local mosque. There is so much fear and hate. We must negate it with active, courageous love.
My best and favourite jokes taped LIVE in front a LIVE’n’LAUGHIN’ audience comprised of YOU please!
Go see Jackie tonight or tomorrow!
Go see Jackie tonight or tomorrow!
🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle
8K Followers 1K Following juno award, the tonight show, late late show, Comedy Central, ur mom - [email protected]
Clare Belford @clarebelford
2K Followers 767 Following comedian (Just For Laughs, Halifax Comedy Festival, co-host of Better Times at Good Robot) with @comedyrecords
KatieEllen Humphries @MsKatieEllen
4K Followers 1K Following Comedian. Writer. CBC’s “The Debaters”, The Lady Show, “Horny OFF MAIN” Podcast. New Album “Ladyfinger” available now. I'm mostly dimples.
Jesse Bercier @Jessolido
654 Followers 366 Following “Comedian” has a level of expectation & negative connotation to it. Let’s just say I’m... ONLINE (he/him)
TIM BLAIR @TlMBLAlR
2K Followers 2K Following I do jokes and sketches, check out @Tallboyzisashow and @sidetrackedshow
Melanie Dahling @MelanieDahling
976 Followers 1K Following Experienced comedian, beginner sorcerer. She/her. Insta @melaniedahling
Ivan Decker @ivandecker
10K Followers 962 Following Netflix Comedians of the World. Juno award-winning comedy album available now in your grocer's freezer. Here I am on CONAN: https://t.co/25JRLBqeEc
Area Woman @heyjezka
2K Followers 795 Following “She arrived all alone. No luggage, but plenty of baggage.”
Duchess Gummybuns @Kathleen_McGee
6K Followers 1K Following The Kathleen McGee origin story would start when I broke that chair in grade 6. I’m a stand up comedian and no one cares.
The Better Heather @DefiantScrbblr
2K Followers 3K Following It is rare for so much kindness, comic brilliance, and razzmatazz style to exist in one person. -G.Toles Emcee #DivineFemmesBurlesque #Fiftyx50
Rumor's Comedy Club @RumorsComedy
4K Followers 892 Following Winnipeg's home for the best in stand-up comedy, with uncommonly great food & drinks. Recently voted the best comedy club in Canada and top 5 in North America.
Spencer @Spenny_adam
2K Followers 862 Following comedian • Actor • 2017 winner of Winnipeg's funniest • 2023 just for laughs new face • @famdinnercomedy
Jordanne Brown @Perry7Platypus7
812 Followers 727 Following Every bio seems wrong to me - comedian though, that much I can say
Firefly Wyatt Forever.. @Dan_Head26
196 Followers 2K Following follow the buzzards "I Am The Color Red In A World Full Of Black And White"
Sheree` Reed @declutteru
724 Followers 404 Following
Jessie Olsen @jessie__olsen
233 Followers 292 Following Comedian and host of Your Place or Mine, the podcast and comedy shows. Find me on insta @jessie__olsen
Trevor Buchmann @erinandtrev
208 Followers 1K Following Family person, teacher. Best welder/mechanic in Kenogami with a degree in Classical Studies.
Laugh Sabbath @laughsabbath
2K Followers 2K Following Acclaimed Comedy Collective | Thursdays at Comedy Bar - 945 Bloor St. West. Toronto. 9:30pm
Lori Dyck @loridyck
2K Followers 2K Following Online marketing consultant | Foodie in training and #farmtofood connector for @CanolaEatWell
Paul McGrane @pmcg
513 Followers 4K Following The information he gave was very minute and accurate, though not very important. mastodon: @pmcg@mastodon . social threads: pmcgrane | threads . net
Chris McIntosh @chrismc40
118 Followers 184 Following
Neal Shankman @neal_shankman
30 Followers 212 Following Bikes slowly, pretty far. Pets all the dogs. Excel nerd, mostly text functions. Fluent in RegEx. Binges MaxFun podcasts to stop the pain. Cooks good matzo brei.
Brendan W @bkwrds
212 Followers 1K Following proud CUPW member. #ldnont Peace and equity are my favourite things. 🖖🏻 (he/him)
Brian Stockton @brianstockton
629 Followers 919 Following Co-host @CleanEnergyPod. Director of @SabbaticalMovie. Reformed filmmaker. $TSLA HODLer. Portrait by @ElaineMWill
elon's musk @dot_cubed
227 Followers 408 Following dad joke connoisseur • lesbian • tmj haver (she/her)
H. Peter White @Rystic_Redbeard
252 Followers 356 Following Crazed Environmental Physicist at the Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, with interests in satellite imagery and environmental monitoring. Opinions/links my own.
Cam from Lindenwoods @camadoodle
278 Followers 478 Following A Gentleman from Winnipeg.... Jessica and Madison's Dad.
Meagre Joys @MeagreJoys
6 Followers 21 Following Meagre Joys sketch comedy will appear every night @WeeJohnnysComedy (Venue 15) for @WinnipegFringe 🍬🥲
CBC Comedy @CBCComedy
62K Followers 764 Following Highlighting the @CBC things that make you laugh. Stream our shows for free in 🇨🇦 on @cbcgem, including @22minutes @sonofacritchTV @runtheburbs @workinmoms!
Paul Lampman @PaulLampman
3K Followers 2K Following #Padre Saint Luke's #Anglican Church. #Jesus loves everyone. I was his favourite until you came along. You are precious. I practice #Karate. Views are my own.
Matthew Nightingale @anti_geeks
42 Followers 71 Following Comedian/Actor/Liver/Breather/I hate all geeks. I use Twitter to complain about poor service almost exclusively. Don't @ me.
Michael Redhead Champ.. @northendmc
11K Followers 8K Following Ininew helper, host, speaker & author • I believe Indigenous knowledge will save the world 🌟 bookings @talktopop #revolution
Treatshowcomedy @treatshowcomedy
42 Followers 163 Following Treat Show is a very good improvised comedy that happens Saturdays at 8pm & 10pm at the China Cloud. It’s like a reward.
Relaxing Music&DailyM.. @RelaxingMusiccc
131 Followers 568 Following I had an idea to create a place you can visit to relax and get inspired. Subscribe to my channel https://t.co/xTviCAqD1M
Maddie @Madd_dogW
1K Followers 839 Following @SlackjawHumor editor, writers’ assistant on @HomeEconABC, words on @mcsweeneys, @WeeklyHumorist, @PointsinCase, @the_Belladonnas
Franz 🦪 @franzonfilm
322 Followers 2K Following I live in our city and I just want life to be good for everyone. Always learning.
Shannon Lahaie🐬 @ShannonLahaie
1K Followers 1K Following I’m an actor. I’m in comedy. I stream on Twitch. I’ve been on TV. I’m a delight at quiet gatherings. she/her https://t.co/DRKPAgy4IQ
Steve Baker @steverbaker
58 Followers 760 Following
Last ⚡️ Best ⚡�.. @lastbestcomedy
557 Followers 1K Following A comedy club in Montana run by people who love comedy. Improv & Stand-Up // Shows & Classes // Full Bar TIX @ https://t.co/xTzkRXEzPk
Daniela Canela @LaDanielaCanela
360 Followers 1K Following Chilean-Canadian. Story & language nerd. Textile artist. My goal is to create things and find people who still want to play make believe. Français. Español.
Blåhaj Blast @RunDaltonRun
1K Followers 2K Following occasional arrow smasher • professional namer • mediocre designer • generally anxious | he/him • び
#AllRepublicansAreWhi.. @ebotteron
55 Followers 428 Following
homeless ball pit wit.. @vodkagingerale
254 Followers 1K Following I saw some ducks and now I can't get it together emotionally.
Billy Bashtrag @DirtyMatlock
233 Followers 4K Following
Bryan Bellosillo @BryanBellosillo
52 Followers 249 Following
🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle
8K Followers 1K Following juno award, the tonight show, late late show, Comedy Central, ur mom - [email protected]
Michael A. Balazo @mbalazo
4K Followers 3K Following Some jokes, puns and brainteasers. Co-host of @evilmenpod. Get my new album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: https://t.co/KYlXivZhsU
KatieEllen Humphries @MsKatieEllen
4K Followers 1K Following Comedian. Writer. CBC’s “The Debaters”, The Lady Show, “Horny OFF MAIN” Podcast. New Album “Ladyfinger” available now. I'm mostly dimples.
Jesse Bercier @Jessolido
654 Followers 366 Following “Comedian” has a level of expectation & negative connotation to it. Let’s just say I’m... ONLINE (he/him)
Melanie Dahling @MelanieDahling
976 Followers 1K Following Experienced comedian, beginner sorcerer. She/her. Insta @melaniedahling
Ivan Decker @ivandecker
10K Followers 962 Following Netflix Comedians of the World. Juno award-winning comedy album available now in your grocer's freezer. Here I am on CONAN: https://t.co/25JRLBqeEc
Area Woman @heyjezka
2K Followers 795 Following “She arrived all alone. No luggage, but plenty of baggage.”
Steve Patterson (not .. @patterballs
24K Followers 2K Following Dad to Scarlett & Norah. Husband to Nancy. Comedian (yes really). Host @cbcdebaters, @debaterslive. Head writer @thepattersonian. Likes hats.
Duchess Gummybuns @Kathleen_McGee
6K Followers 1K Following The Kathleen McGee origin story would start when I broke that chair in grade 6. I’m a stand up comedian and no one cares.
James Hartnett @jameshartnett
3K Followers 637 Following Here's my album: https://t.co/gRl5l5Whke Podcast: @evilmenpod WATCH Dana & Remy: https://t.co/3cvoEWkt9O
The Better Heather @DefiantScrbblr
2K Followers 3K Following It is rare for so much kindness, comic brilliance, and razzmatazz style to exist in one person. -G.Toles Emcee #DivineFemmesBurlesque #Fiftyx50
Rumor's Comedy Club @RumorsComedy
4K Followers 892 Following Winnipeg's home for the best in stand-up comedy, with uncommonly great food & drinks. Recently voted the best comedy club in Canada and top 5 in North America.
Spencer @Spenny_adam
2K Followers 862 Following comedian • Actor • 2017 winner of Winnipeg's funniest • 2023 just for laughs new face • @famdinnercomedy
Room For Rent @RoomForRentFilm
415 Followers 608 Following Starring: Brett Gelman, Mark Little, Carla Gallo, Stephnie Weir, Patrick J. Adams and Mark McKinney #RoomForRentFilm
Brick Penguin Sketch @brickpenguin
667 Followers 1K Following DC has sketch comedy. Youtube: https://t.co/nPB4cwsfsh
ingy @calvin_slime
369 Followers 378 Following
Steph Tolev @StephTolev
20K Followers 759 Following ⚡️⚡️⚡️FILTH QUEEN TOUR⚡️⚡️⚡️ BALTIMORE APRIL 18-20, PHILLY APRIL 21, NYC APRIL 24th, LA MAY 2nd 🎟️👇🏼
Adrienne Fish @adrienne_fish
889 Followers 410 Following Pickles, pulled pork, BBQ sauce. That pretty much sums me up.
Aparna Nancherla 🇵.. @aparnapkin
522K Followers 3K Following comedian person mostly here to feel bad. UNRELIABLE NARRATOR now out from @vikingbooks
Miss Peppermint. BLAC.. @Peppermint247
204K Followers 2K Following New Yorks SWEETEST Diva. activist. trans entertainer. Rupaul's Drag Race Season 9 🏁 #misspeppermint [email protected]
john @johnsemley3000
13K Followers 2K Following writer, researcher, ultimate nfl insider. full of deep sympathy, modified by contempt. follow @slowlearnerspod
French Canadian Monta.. @PeezyTX
3K Followers 1K Following Government Name: Pat Sirois @VanillaPresley @LCSpodcast • comedian•rapper•podcast host
Burlington Comedy Fes.. @BurlOnComedy
534 Followers 521 Following Burlington Comedy Festival | The 2024 #BurlOnComedy happens April 25-27 in #BurlON
THE MANITOBA MONEYSHO.. @MBMoneyshot
82 Followers 98 Following A podcast. Tuesday Titter, Friday Foreplay & Sunday Swallow. Interviews with #ManitobaGold artists, actors, comedians, musicians, writers, and legends.
Baroness von Sketch S.. @BaronessShow
11K Followers 193 Following Watch every season now on @cbcgem! https://t.co/CYJ46T22rY
Women For Fielder @WomenForFielder
24K Followers 2 Following Women who love and support Nathan Fielder. This account is run by female professionals from all walks of life including lawyers, doctors, and judges.
Andy Serkis @andyserkis
269K Followers 115 Following Virtually Actor. Definitely Father. Mostly Imagineer.
Tim Fontaine @anishinaboy
23K Followers 11K Following Anishinaabe factotum. Editor-in-Grand-Chief @TheEagleist. Co-showrunner @ActingGoodTV. Reps: @Cforde_litagent of @TransLitAgency & @vanguarde_am
Chris Sandiford @ohChris
1K Followers 791 Following Stand-up/sketch comedy person and actor, can u believe it?! Parts Unknown (Toronto)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
rebecca | black lives.. @rarimuth
552 Followers 2K Following Aspiring stand up comic, writer and Capricorn. she/her
Allie Entwistle @AllieEnt
814 Followers 742 Following I do comedy & my pancreas does nothing *~*~*~* podcast: @whenKmetA comedy: @brunchcomedyy Contributor @reductress she/her
blarghuerite @gregtentpoledad
297 Followers 784 Following
edgarwright @edgarwright
889K Followers 3K Following Spaced / Shaun Of The Dead / Hot Fuzz / Scott Pilgrim Vs The World / The World’s End / Baby Driver / The Sparks Brothers / Last Night In Soho
The Toronto Sketch Co.. @TOsketchfest
4K Followers 2K Following Toronto's longest running comedy festival returns March 6-17, 2024!
Brunch Comedy @brunchcomedyy
311 Followers 358 Following Sketch & Improv Comedy from @allieent & @Kerrithatweight Winners of Best Sketch Group at the Vancouver Comedy Awards podcast: @whenKmetA
Evany Rosen @evanyrosen
3K Followers 822 Following New Eden. Picnicface. Author of What I Think Happened, available...right now!
BUNNY @BUNNYukulele
43 Followers 126 Following R'n'B and the ukulele: the pairing you never knew you always wanted. HunnyBunny & B-Rabbit sing about everything from Instagram to unsatisfying sex.
Andrew Bush @andycbush
3K Followers 145 Following Director, Co-writer for Roller Town, Picnicface & Cavendish. Former creator at Funny Or Die. Insta: @andycbush LOVES to social media.
CBC Cavendish @CBCCavendish
426 Followers 26 Following TUESDAYS at 9:30/10NT on CBC! Stream on CBC Gem: https://t.co/vHEg93RP3F
Eric Andrews @MericMandrews
2K Followers 284 Following Stand Up Comedian, Aspirer, 6 Time Award winner (in public high school), and a guy on @MarkandEricpod
Aisha Brown @Aieeesha
2K Followers 595 Following Writer, standup comedian, and originator of all jokes about being a Black woman. All of them.
Nick Nemeroff @nicknemeroff
8K Followers 2K Following (Archive of Nick’s tweets. RIP Nick, we love you.) 🌞🌞🌞 Listen to my album The Pursuit of Comedy Has Ruined My Life 🌞🌞🌞 link in bio ⤵️
Sara Hennessey @sara_hennessey
6K Followers 750 Following Check out my new stand up album HUGE BITCH! Then I guess drink in all my other wonderful comedy *jerk off motion* ⬇️🤡🤘📺
Family Dinner @famdinnercomedy
117 Followers 55 Following SKETCH COMEDY from WPG/MB | IG: @familydinnercomedy | Watch our Sketches! Link:
Susannah Kiernan @SusannahKiernan
2K Followers 169 Following
Lowen Morrow @lowenmorrow
539 Followers 761 Following Puppeteer, comedian, gremlin @sextrex (they/them)
Sex T-Rex @sextrex
3K Followers 4K Following ❤️🦖 D&D Live! // First Sunday of every month // 7pm @ Comedy Bar ❤️🦖 Blockbuster Week // March 22-29, 2024 @ Assembly Theatre
Bad Dog Comedy Theatr.. @BadDogTheatre
6K Followers 3K Following Making Toronto laugh since 1982. We are an artist-run nonprofit that specializes in the art of improv theatre. Celebrating 40 years of #Theatresports!
The Night Before Christmas (with FaceTime and Tiger King): A comedic spin on a holiday classic ift.tt/3rpgymY
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
The Night Before Christmas (with FaceTime and Tiger King): A comedic spin on a holiday classic ift.tt/3rpgymY
@timgrayrulez @danasmithcomedy Are you okay?
SKIT OR DIE happens at 9:00pm over at YouTube. youtu.be/Ust1pdTxpFs #livestream #livestreaming #SketchComedy
A classic HUNKS video about role playing in bed you little freaks. youtu.be/uE-s7uHpVl8
There are challenges for couples in quarantine, too
If you missed our live stream last night, here's the full show! youtube.com/watch?v=7RWg9E…
I’ve decided to take this time to learn how to spell Michael
The people have spoken. They love Morning Walk by Chris and Nathan! Put this classic going out for a stroll jam in your ears and tap your toes!
Since we're still allowed to walk outside here's a music vid @nathanfielder and I made about walking way back in 2007! Enjoy!
Smoking weed always feels like a good idea at the time but now I’m awake at 2 am wondering if my old prof remembers when I accidentally called her “babe”
How are the hot people doing? Has anyone checked up on them?
Professor DESTROYS Closed-Minded Class youtu.be/6o6jF8Z7Kuo
FOERIDMGO Fear of everyone realizing I don’t miss going out
I’m sorry—so there’s a missing person and the man with this living room is not the prime suspect? #TigerKing
honestly Coyote Ugly should make a sequel
Just because there’s a pandemic doesn’t mean you can just walk right in the middle of the fuckin road. Why are so many people doing that? Get outa the fuckin road.
Going to the grocery now feels like "going to town" in little house on the prairie, if I am good maybe papa will let me get an orange!!!
Good chance this has been the weirdest week of your life. Maybe you snacked more than you usually do, or drank more, went to the gym less. Don’t worry. You’ll find a routine in this new normal. Cut yourself a little slack will ya?
I do not understand what the FUCK is going on in Vancouverites heads here! cbc.ca/news/canada/br…
Quarantine hack! If you go on Instagram early enough in the morning no one is going live
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