Suicide is selfish. You should let one of your friends kill you, they’ve wanted to for quite some time
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If you can take a break from telling which of your friends should kill you then listen to my friend’s album before I kill him cwheadley1.bandcamp.com/album/tiny-ali…
@dan_wickes As a suicide hotline operator I must say… I giggled. Suicide isn’t a joke but this took a turn.
@dan_wickes another banger from the Coney Island Comedy Festival champion! holla!
@dan_wickes Sometimes, folks ask me if I think I'll ever become a serial killer. I always tell them confidently that if I do, they'll be the first to know.
@dan_wickes What if you have a split personality and one of them do it?