crystal carvajal @craycraycristol
Iowa, biotchhhhh Joined August 2012-
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When my friends invite me out for just one drink and I end up getting home at 4am.
Friend: WYD? Me: Working Friend: I have thoughts on the Jordyn Woods interview Me:
Jordyn Woods leaving the Kardashian empire
Lets be real, #RHOC wouldn’t be the same without @vgunvalson a true legend since season one🍊
*goes to the gym once* *doesn't lose weight* Me:
Hey you know who would be a better bachelor than Colton? #BachelorInParadise
Me @ ABC if Wills isn't The Bachelor
when Dan & Shay said “I remember how bad I need ya, when I taste tequila” I do not feel that because who actually remembers anything after drinking tequila
Me at 19: Ew why would I go to a bar to sit around and talk to my friends? Me at 26: If there is standing involved, I'm staying home.
"How's your week going?" Me:
"Doctors say red wine can improve your heart health." Me:
I chose this.
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Still howling at this.
this deserves an Oscar
It’s Heather Thomson appreciation day, girls! 😻 #RHONY
Why isn’t Caroline Stanbury a #RHONY 😻
LVP: H- Eileen: but I look half your age. #RHOBH
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MIKE FOR BACHELOR ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY ABC #thebachelorette
I say this as someone with a Boston accent, Boston accents are decidedly unsexy
Boston accent ranked second sexiest in America, survey says trib.al/wAvUKYU
Like if you think they should replace the #Oscars "get off the stage" music with "Move Bitch" by Ludacris
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currently at hometown bingo where the number 37 was called and a woman said “that was a great year”
Does anyone have the time? 🕑 #TheMorningToast #CMAxTMTxAHgirl
Are we really shocked that the 60/40 guy and "social media participant" is gonna dump Annaliese on TV? #BachelorInParadise
My forever mood: “Being drunk adds value to everything else in life.” -@khloekardashian