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I'm lowkey destined to being alone the way my brain is designed
There is no such thing as perfection in real life
everybody gangster til the tickle monster come around
ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account̶D̶̶y̶̶l̶̶a̶�.. @Solidus_Mantis
3K Followers 2K Following "I stay higher than giraffe pussy"- Gucci ManeRangus Enjoyer @EnjoyerRangus
1K Followers 529 Following Insufferable, incredibly irritating and a friend to most, 24Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgubhorse dentist @equine__dentist
30K Followers 858 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exaltedClug @Clug_chan
2K Followers 474 Following teach me how to clougie #clugnation ♡ professional feet pic provider for @shubar6969SHITTER ASS @SHlTTERASS
2K Followers 2K Following RIP PlSSERDlCK 2022 FOUNDER OF A NATION 1,000,000,000 POSTERSchrisiscosey @bored2die
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3 Followers 185 Followingbeautiful princess @bigfatbongrip
233 Followers 283 FollowingItsJustDrifterNow @ItsJustDrifter
14 Followers 34 FollowingGabafool @Tonyton36958391
162 Followers 336 Following having rough bdsm sex to coldplays greatest hitsVivian Bernabe @BernabeViv88240
29 Followers 5K FollowingCeline Gilbert @celi_gilber
73 Followers 5K FollowingJohnnyfa @Johnnyfa6
593 Followers 2K Following 28 dude who shitposts and dickposts. i also read books and write code professionallyGlenda Granelli @GlenGranel
82 Followers 5K Followingjust a poor boy @runthejules18
6K Followers 5K Following just a communist sentient soda cup. 25 years oldElane Barmettler @e_barmett
46 Followers 5K FollowingRamona Scavotto @scavo_ramo
46 Followers 5K FollowingWolfgang Mozart @wolfgng21
567 Followers 707 Following My name’s Evan and I love Mountain Dew, Pocket knives, Being alone, Reading, Jerking off, Metalcore, Pondering, Zombies, Petty crime and Music collecting. d:PRiptide @MrDrRiptide
121 Followers 224 FollowingStanley Yelnats @Cry2Musick
511 Followers 1K Followingwalter @cassanjic
144 Followers 2K Followingbutthole enjoyer @ButtholeEnjoyer
180 Followers 451 Following On Crack. We’re So Back. Not Too Fond Of 🇺🇦 🇮🇱Goo @Goo665761168666
1 Followers 12 FollowingPresident FRI III @FatRetardIdiot
142 Followers 136 Following Hemi Enjoyer and Village Idiot | IC LightJohn Wayne @waynjay132
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65 Followers 2K FollowingSpongechud @spongechud
251 Followers 273 FollowingDonald Rump @DonaldRump4547
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41 Followers 28 Followingdasha varnishkes @LambBurkini
277 Followers 2K FollowingThe.Roach @TheRoach49
50 Followers 271 Following Kill living beings, speak lying words, take what is not given, consort with the women of othersMagic johnson before .. @AidsMagic39230
28 Followers 51 Following im just a young 21 year old man who loves sharing funny thoughts with others. I hope you enjoy my thoughts and feelings. Thank you.Reasonable Person @reasonableprsn
158 Followers 330 FollowingAlbertinaHaaga @AlbertinaH87955
38 Followers 2K FollowingHunter @hunter_is_nice
149 Followers 1K Following It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeysim (baby) sage @drbabygirlmd
1K Followers 815 Following gods most unappreciated girl | #callherchef | alt: @msbabygirlsr | dm if interested in buying content | mdniipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account̶D̶̶y̶̶l̶̶a̶�.. @Solidus_Mantis
3K Followers 2K Following "I stay higher than giraffe pussy"- Gucci ManeRangus Enjoyer @EnjoyerRangus
1K Followers 529 Following Insufferable, incredibly irritating and a friend to most, 24Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgubhorse dentist @equine__dentist
30K Followers 858 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exaltedClug @Clug_chan
2K Followers 474 Following teach me how to clougie #clugnation ♡ professional feet pic provider for @shubar6969SHITTER ASS @SHlTTERASS
2K Followers 2K Following RIP PlSSERDlCK 2022 FOUNDER OF A NATION 1,000,000,000 POSTERSchrisiscosey @bored2die
4K Followers 4K Followingbeautiful princess @bigfatbongrip
233 Followers 283 Followingjust a poor boy @runthejules18
6K Followers 5K Following just a communist sentient soda cup. 25 years oldWolfgang Mozart @wolfgng21
567 Followers 707 Following My name’s Evan and I love Mountain Dew, Pocket knives, Being alone, Reading, Jerking off, Metalcore, Pondering, Zombies, Petty crime and Music collecting. d:PSouth Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood
35K Followers 6K Following Think of me as your food obsessed Twitter bestie. Elite Yelper 💅 #dfw #foodcritic #dallas #foodie #influencer bookings & collabs: [email protected]Riptide @MrDrRiptide
121 Followers 224 FollowingStanley Yelnats @Cry2Musick
511 Followers 1K FollowingPresident FRI III @FatRetardIdiot
142 Followers 136 Following Hemi Enjoyer and Village Idiot | IC LightSpongechud @spongechud
251 Followers 273 FollowingDonald Rump @DonaldRump4547
372 Followers 2K Followingim (baby) sage @drbabygirlmd
1K Followers 815 Following gods most unappreciated girl | #callherchef | alt: @msbabygirlsr | dm if interested in buying content | mdniIan Carroll @Cancelcloco
389K Followers 381 Following Cancel This Clothing Company on all the apps. Follow the money. Seek the truth. OSINT journalism. Exposing globalism. Not an expert at anything but sarcasm.nick @unseriousnick
2K Followers 857 Following do i have a filter? not really. proceed with caution.Vita @majipres
10K Followers 3K FollowingThe Flexible Temptres.. @PerversePossum
626 Followers 251 Following 200hr YT. The Goodest Girl. tù mascota 🥰 🪬Divine Stretching Empress on the path to Self-Realization *growing baby muscles*Mostly True News @MostlyTrueNews_
3K Followers 4K Following Solving for what's missing culturally. Hint. It rhymes with awareness. And it starts with an ‘f’ ...fairnesstwink w tits @krittershitter
444 Followers 386 Following benevolent metaphysical terrorist alt: @humpmuppetMicroplastics Explode.. @DiabolicalSpuds
12K Followers 3K Following strange but not a stranger alt: @sputuminducerfawkumeen @jittleyoogie
164 Followers 359 Following0xygen (e/acc) @0xygengg
1K Followers 4K FollowingBizzaro the Terrible @Assfagg0t
330 Followers 777 Following I like vintage pornos and adding cool new bugs to my collection! 🇰🇵🇷🇺🇳🇮🇧🇾🇨🇳🇸🇾🇸🇦🇮🇱🇦🇿🇸🇸🇮🇶🇮🇷🇸🇴🇨🇩🇨🇺m @kakesus
15K Followers 12K Followingjali @sludgegutz
57 Followers 187 Following anything I say cannot be held against me in a court of law she/theysnow weasel @pale_snale
611 Followers 4K Following built like a truck. 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 📷. insta: @dj_fishwife 🍿 letterboxd: @slugwifesluts r us @godsfavslut0
10K Followers 8K Following 22. friendly neighborhood slut. yes i have a boyfriend yes you can still flirt with me. nsfw account: @thegoddesspiperdrake linking with his ghostwriters like
This guy is sponsored by drakes casino btw
nigga said a high school parking lot look like a strip club parking lot and niggas let that slide fr omfg
I knowwww a nigga wit lipo scars not tryna call me lame 😂😂😂😭😭😭
i think you should be fans of your friends. unashamedly. i think you should boost and uplift your friends every chance you get. i think it's important to let them know that not only do you love them, but you're also rooting for them. most of the time people need to hear it.
*kendrick lamar voice* Dear Aubrey, CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑
This was my punishment when I called off work but ran into my boss when I was picking up hot dog buns at Walmart
Punishment for stealing in Africa
how did i go from this to paying bills
POV: it's 2004 and you're about to watch a Disney Channel movie
nice spotify link. i hear your laughter in my ears before i go to sleep at night and beg the universe i get to hear it once more before i die.
Grown adults who don't like vegetables legitimately piss me off. What do you mean you don't eat asparagus? Die