Ian @coolian2
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‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
Shout out to evervone who can still remember their childhood phone number but can't remember the password they created yesterday.
OK my internet isn't slow, my old phone just wasn't capable of loading pages without killing the RAM
At this rate might be a touch easier to get Warriors tickets soon
The Warriors used their lieu day between the 10th and 60th minute
hard-working military man on the Eastern Front, winter 1941: "sure am glad no fucking bureaucrat tried to make me bring a coat to this war"
I reckon if I lop off a finger cutting onions later it'll be less distressing than watching this performance
Baseball umpires are the biggest sporting dipshits Yankees’ Aaron Boone got tossed, blew up at ump over something a fan said sbnation.com/mlb/2024/4/22/… via @SBNation
Baseball umpires are just the biggest dipshits in sport Yankees’ Aaron Boone got tossed, blew up at ump over something a fan said sbnation.com/mlb/2024/4/22/… via @SBNation
Simple Flying is just the worst 1. Porter Airlines is definitely Canadian 2. What part of that image touches Europe?
Welcome to a pretty fucking god awful round of the NRL Hopefully there's some quality on Saturday
Foxy, yes that Foxy @FoxyLustyGrover
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26K Followers 7K Following Dad. Auckland Councillor - North Shore. Chair of the Planning, Environment and Parks Committee. Working to make our community & city better.Sarah B. @bartsnz
5K Followers 2K Following An optimistic hermit on your left. She/her. 🇳🇿🇺🇸🏳️🌈 "Those who lack humour are without judgement & should not be trusted with anything." - Clive JamesChristopher Luxon Nat.. @rugbyintel
8K Followers 5K Following Parody of a parody PM. If you didn't laugh, you'd weep.Eileen Kiffin. @Kiffi.. @KiffinEileen
5K Followers 5K Following working for the many, not the few.lover of strange words, policies which make our planet a safe home. I am staff to a cat! Kai Tahu, strong ties to the south.Pip @phillippaonline
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11K Followers 3K Following Green Party List MP based in South Auckland. Auth: M Ross L5, 108 The Strand, Wgtn. RT not endorsement.Eileen Kiffin. @Kiffi.. @KiffinEileen
5K Followers 5K Following working for the many, not the few.lover of strange words, policies which make our planet a safe home. I am staff to a cat! Kai Tahu, strong ties to the south.Pip @phillippaonline
6K Followers 3K Following "Gosh that little lady seems to have got it wrong, let me wade in with my big man brain and explain it to her" Stop right there, Sport, here is a bin, get in.John Campbell @JohnJCampbell
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Bengaluru: Free beer and taxi rides to woo voters in Indian city bbc.in/49Y566J
HIA assessor: Did you try and charge your phone in the microwave? Nu Brown: Yes HIA: Youve been concussed for years
Adding to this, The Skytower in red 🌃❤️
Tāmaki Makaurau in red 🌃❤️
If you want your child to grow up depressed, traumatised and scared to tell you things, then go for it.
me at 17 (I don’t wanna talk about the eyebrows)
Dudes just love to get out their power tools & ruin everyone’s serenity.
It's taken more than a century but modern technology has finally allowed Australia to do something worse to its Great War infantry then send them to Gallipoli
Meet Charlie the Virtual Veteran, an AI-generated soldier produced by State Library to help connect generations with Queensland’s wartime heritage. See history come to life as you chat with Charlie and ask him questions about World War I. Get started: ow.ly/Kjz750RlOWs
Unpopular opinion: I find the romanticised nationalism of acts of war, which is trotted out on ANZAC days, very creepy.
We are going backwards every week. I'm not sure what's going on but if we don't figure it out soon we can say goodnight to finals footy.
Te Huia may not survive to see its 5-year trial completed unless funding is renewed. That's unfair & a waste of money already spent. Even crazier given how the service has grown. Join the public meeting on Sat 4 May 2.30pm @ 287 Victoria St, Hamilton thefutureisrail.org/te-huia
controversial opinion but maybe u could just leave your dog(s) at home for the ANZAC service.
Vale. Such a shame. Gone too soon. theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…
Should be fine.
30,000 families on social welfare so they can pay for landlords to get even richer. If you voted for this shit, you’re an absolute moron topping the scale of Guinness world record idiocy.
'Brace yourself': 30,000 jobs could go across NZ in next year, business journalist warns dlvr.it/T5ltRG
@chrisluxonmp So you donated 41 million dollars to a Manila business to reduce emissions and in nz you roll back existing ev policy and make it cheaper to use vehicles using fossil fuels No wonder air New Zealand was a financial disaster under your leadership