Futility Knife @consoledotslog

known eukaryote Montreal Joined January 2011

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

5 months ago

iOS 26.4 subtly updates the Stocks app icon! love the attention to detail!

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

8 months ago

trying to post my apple music year end replay and the page isn’t loading, which is par for the course but this year I’m finally free to admit it because no spotify users can say shit to me

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

11 months ago

it could be the same temperature out that it was in the garden of eden and some of you people will still be windows closed air conditioner on

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

a year ago

incredible couple of months for paying rapt attention to events whose outcomes I can’t control

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Cameron Bradford @camerobradford

2 years ago

I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t erroneously declared martial law in South Korea once or twice

Pop Base @PopBase

2 years ago

South Korea President Yoon says he’s “very sorry” for causing anxiety with his declaration of martial law.

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

2 years ago

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

2 years ago

it’s like when someone comes up behind you and slaps your ass. like I think I know who this is but that was still a little spicy

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

2 years ago

such an insanely aggro greeting from this spam email that you simply have to respect it

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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo

2 years ago

Walking through an empty scalding hot parking lot with my toddler children to go eat at a space mining colony dining hall >>>>>>

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

2 years ago

very impressive but I'd like to see how it does with the classic formulation of the problem, wherein the smaller baby eats the groceries if they're left together, and the larger baby eats the smaller baby if they're left together

Find me on bsky @colin-fraser.net @colin_fraser

2 years ago

it's straightforward to do this in only three trips across the parking lot

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

2 years ago

and when it dips into penumbra they can light it up with the Sunlight-as-a-Service mirrors from last week, thereby carrying out the most expensive hash operation in computing history

Y Combinator @ycombinator

2 years ago

🚀@LumenOrbit (YC S24) is building a network of megawatt-scale data centers in space, scalable to gigawatt capacity. Congrats on the launch, @johnstonphil, @ezrafeilden, and @AdiOltean! ycombinator.com/launches/LmD-l… x.com/ycombinator/st…

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

2 years ago

@Salaman I made it but we were all thinking it

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

2 years ago

@revhowardarson it’s more likely than you think

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

3 years ago

@Salaman being a halloween hater is a choice

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

3 years ago

the world is falling apart and I’m working on a C macro with quote-enclosed stringification but in three or four hours’ time I will be a carrot at a house party and I will know no pain

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

3 years ago

perusing the work slack emojis trying to strike a tone and found a custom emoji of party parrot with a mask on. that’s going to be of an era

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

3 years ago

reminds me of another favourite british family

Dr Lawrence Newport @lawrencenewport

3 years ago

🚨Huge investigative piece by Telegraph🚨 *At LEAST 50%* of ALL American Bullies in the UK are related to "Killer Kimbo", a breeding dog whose close offspring have killed multiple people and is so inbred he has the same great grandfather 4x over. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/09/1…

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Futility Knife @consoledotslog

3 years ago

“us”

Chris Paslawski 🐀 @Salaman

3 years ago

Holy shit

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ken @aquariusacquah

4 years ago

Stocks and crypto are down. Inflation is up. Real estate is a bubble. Only one way left to make money. 90% of your net worth needs to be in the Columbus aquaculture market ahead of shrimp cocktail peak during midwest wedding season. The rest, in assorted nuts (mostly pistachios)