I almost feel bad about it, but I totally exploit my 7yo's dietary habits as an excuse to eat bullshit myself. Yeah, she asked for Dino-Nuggets, and she's only gonna eat 8-10. But I'm fitna make 20 and just claim the balance as a Dad Tax.
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@vexedinthecity I had some fruit snacks and a kiddie granola bar after lunch today. It’s a real struggle.
@conorsen DAD HACK: "Accidentally" buy kid snacks that your kid doesn't like anymore and they automatically become yours. All these Goldfish are mine now!