HackThePlanet @conjecturally

#infoSec, #dataScience, #python🐍 #freeTibet #right2democracy Disclaimer: Views expressed are my own and do not reflect those of my employer. Joined December 2013

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HackThePlanet @conjecturally

a week ago

@kamikazecash Just pay everyone proportionally based on what is actually left in the social security coffers. Issue the remainder as a 10 year treasury bond. Eliminate 15% FICA tax.

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3 months ago

@MegaBasedChad @corsix Using the type system in the polar opposite way as it was intended is what makes any other implementation "impossible" ROFL

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3 months ago

My entire timeline: "Listen up, dinosaurs. Knowing things is overrated." -- Founder of Douche AI

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3 months ago

@flatironfairy @ThePrimeagen clearly, you have not seen this guy absolutely shredding (unassisted) in neovim

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3 months ago

Donald Trump moments before someone testifies about Epstein

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@Michael9Turk @HoffmanTactical If you want people to be able to steal your "open source" thing and do whatever the fuck with it: MIT license, BSD, or Apache license If you want the code to summon a Linus Torvalds patronus to protect itself from corporations trying to copy it: GPLv3 or Affero GPL

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5 months ago

@PrestonWidmer @Hughmungusdik @SlumRNA_Dog FFS - there was a landmark supreme court decision about this specific subject 2 years ago. Maybe dont lecture people about "read the cases, bro"

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5 months ago

@PrestonWidmer @Hughmungusdik @SlumRNA_Dog The litmus test in this case is whether male students and female students are suspended at substantially different rates for similar offenses

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5 months ago

@ArthWintersight @Hughmungusdik @SlumRNA_Dog The law says you should discipline students by the same standard. And also grant entrance into TAG programs by objective standards. I'm sorry you were traumatized by reading Vonnegut's Harrison Bergeron in the 9th grade but true equality is not something to feel threatened by

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5 months ago

@Hughmungusdik @SlumRNA_Dog You're awfully self righteous given you speak like your parents are related

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5 months ago

@Hughmungusdik @SlumRNA_Dog You can't say it's equal access and then secretly there is a glass ceiling. You still have to prove causality for disparate impact. Real cases have involved expelling students from certain demographics more often, systematic placement in less challenging academic paths, etc.

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5 months ago

@SlumRNA_Dog The civil rights act mandates equal access, not outcomes

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5 months ago

@myhiddenvalue The first case was about taxing the sale of religious items. The latter considered whether parade permits were a violation of free speech. The court decided that 1. genuine church activity is off-limits for taxation and 2. permits must be objectively handled in public interest

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5 months ago

@The_TUC Next year: This role is exclusively for residents of the contiguous United States. No, you may not have off Pinksteren to celebrate the 50th day after Easter for no fucking apparent reason. p.s. We also have an HR role open 🤣

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6 months ago

@Stevengfc13 @Minktank @JOKAQARMY1 They carry their own oxidizer with the fuel. Try to keep up, mate.

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6 months ago

@nunya_ray @Policecamz She had a valid legal reason for the behavior with no intent to disturb the public. There were zero public witnesses who were genuinely disturbed. It is perfectly legal to say stupid, non-violent things to cops. Some might say its encouraged in a free country.

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6 months ago

@GayBearRes Money == math. Be honest with yourself. If you suck at math, hire a financial advisor and they will optimize your math while letting you pretend to drive the money car -- xoxo, fiduciaries everywhere

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6 months ago

@Officialwhyte22 Install an acceptable operating system

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6 months ago

@MikeWhi29270353 @Lil_Luna_IRL @Marin_0x THERE ARE *9* DIGITS LOLOLOLOL

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6 months ago

@SymoneBeez Or just be an adult and give the bank a courtesy heads up...? This might be hard to believe but they dont just keep all the dollars in a giant squid game piggy bank