Éamon Ryan @cloudycelt
Senior Principal Field Engineer @grafana Ex @VMware, @Pivotal Open source enthusiast. Home automation/lab meddler. Irishman. cloudycelt.com San Francisco Bay Area, CA Joined July 2016-
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I'll be speaking at the Southern California Linux Expo next week down in Pasadena on March 16th! Come hear all about OSS options for scaling Prometheus! @grafana will also have a booth :) socallinuxexpo.org/scale/21x/pres… #grafana #prometheus #oss #opensource #scale21x
I'm speaking with @hedsks at KubeCon NA 2022! Come learn sneaky GitOps :D sched.co/182HI #grafana #KubeCon #gitops
i asked dall-e for "kubernetes on fire" and i am just dying #kubernetes #dalle
@DataSciBae Ours is "here's your budget, pick whatever you want", which I appreciate!
If you don't have an Incident Response Management process (IRM), then you can get started with the one baked into Grafana Incident. 1. Declare an incident Declare early and err on the side of transparency. Create a blameless culture that makes people feel comfortable doing this.
@ElleArmageddon Many moons ago, while working enterprise support, I didn't double check the version of hypervisor a customer was running and caused 200+ production virtual machines to restart instantly due to a known bug. "The machines all just restarted" "Huh, that's weird." ...and we moved on!
@ElleArmageddon The task was completed. You weren't asked to get a "farewell-but-spare-the-truth" card.
I'll be there, come say hi :)
You won't want to miss #ObservabilityCON 2022, our premier conference on observability, coming this November to NYC. Register now and take advantage of early bird 🐦 pricing (ending Oct 21 📆 ). Check out the link below for details and the full agenda. grafana.com/blog/2022/09/2…
@waiting2compile Twitter doesn't have different react types so consider mine an "I empathise/care" react. Hope things look up for you soon.
Today we open sourced three experimental write proxies for Grafana Mimir that can be used to natively ingest metrics from Graphite, Datadog, and InfluxDB, and store these metrics in Mimir. Learn more on the blog: grafana.com/blog/2022/07/2…
"Why is @amazon acquiring @onemedical bad news?" Let's explore. 1. Horizontal integration at Amazon scale of a company that now has the right to access my medical records under HIPAA opens up a huge problem for abuse.
@_nlowe @grafana Time-splitting is part of Cortex from pre-Mimir days but query sharding is not, as it was added post-fork.
Horizontally scalability + clever query sharding/splitting = way faster queries.
In Grafana Mimir, time splitting and query sharding allow us to execute a single query across multiple CPU cores and machines in parallel, and typically results in a 10x reduction in execution time. Learn more on the blog: grafana.com/blog/2022/07/2…
@jacksquaredson "That's great, since your bag is so prepared, maybe it could donate one to your face."
@andrewedstrom Absolutely. I don't provide my phone number randomly to places. So wherever they got it, it wasn't from me and that's invasive as heck.
@techgirl1908 Ok, just wanted to know if there was some magic I was not understanding that would protect against that, but that's totally fair. I appreciate your insight!
@techgirl1908 Within some bounds I suppose. Many people still just blindly hit "Accept/Yes" on all manner of dodgy looking phone apps, but this at least offers some level of increased awareness/protection, which is great.
@techgirl1908 I understand that - but this is more of a bad actor thing, if the app has access to the data at any point, they *could* copy whatever it was at the time, I can't think of a reasonable way to prevent that.
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