Max Blade @chufflord

Rich. Karate Master. expert at everything. Joined April 2024

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Max Blade @chufflord

a day ago

There’s no way anyone is watching that Stuart saves the universe show

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Román @Zmei_Hhsss

4 days ago

A guy told me one time "don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner"

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Max Blade @chufflord

4 days ago

Imagine whipping the crown #Petermillar

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Max Blade @chufflord

4 days ago

Professor gave me a C in the easiest class ever cause he said I was using AI (every quiz gave unlimited attempts) cause yea that fucking makes sense

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Max Blade @chufflord

4 days ago

How do I become the lead singer of one of these bands. I am better than or equal to over 50% of these guys vocally. HMU if u need a singer. #congresstheband #touse #valerie

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This is for Tony Wroten, Casper Ware, Elliot Williams, Arnett Moultrie, Arsalan Kazemi, Hollis Thompson, Alexey Shved, James Nunnally, James Anderson, Jarvis Varnado, JaKarr Sampson, KJ McDaniels, Furkan Aldemir, Isaiah Canaan, Sergio Rodriguez, Zhaire Smith, Markelle Fultz, Ish

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Max Blade @chufflord

2 weeks ago

Having my boy yell action! before I go approach this chick

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🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3

2 weeks ago

I’m finna be on broad street with my dick out, LeBron you just saved my fucking life!!!!!

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richard @richard_normal

2 weeks ago

bill does a full odyssey mvp ballot on today’s pod and he recasts benny safdie as agamemnon with kon kneuppel

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Max Blade @chufflord

2 weeks ago

@martianwyrdlord It would be ass

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Max Blade @chufflord

2 weeks ago

Idk might be a libtard take but trump totally ruined spain lifting the trophy

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Max Blade @chufflord

3 weeks ago

Enlighten me Mr Buddha Smoke sesh dox

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Max Blade @chufflord

3 weeks ago

My neighbor who was molested always made me play this basketball esque game called Meese. This ultimate rule of meese was that the court must be extremely moist. He would spray the driveway with a hose for 5 minutes before we started and we had to keep the court moist throughout.

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Max Blade @chufflord

3 weeks ago

My mom keeps saying that if England wins trump will take credit for it because he golfed with harry kane I hate trump as well but this is a SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID LIBERAL moment

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Max Blade @chufflord

3 weeks ago

Ex wife who broke up wit me while I was abroad to be single for her abroad trip is going to Ibiza how do I ruin it for her?

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Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe

3 weeks ago

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

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Max Blade @chufflord

4 weeks ago

@69420yourmother Were you an Auburn pike?

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Max Blade @chufflord

4 weeks ago

@FireMeUpFrank AI. Fat people don’t wear Henleys

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Max Blade @chufflord

4 weeks ago

I want this hung in a museum. A terachad mogger with his racked goblin sidekick. The meme potential. The way it encapsulates every 21 year olds twitter. How do they both fucking look like that? I love it. Modern renaissance painting.