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Chris @chrisandmarkuk

Birmingham, England Joined December 2010
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Chris @chrisandmarkuk

2 days ago

Same with lockdown. Memory is hazy but I remember early(ish) in the pandemic arguing with an anti-lockdown person who claimed TWENTY people he knew PERSONALLY had committed suicide due to lockdown restrictions. He roundly called me a cunt when I called him a liar but I mean… 🤥

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Karam Bales @karamballes

2 days ago

Same with lockdown. Memory is hazy but I remember early(ish) in the pandemic arguing with an anti-lockdown person who claimed TWENTY people he knew PERSONALLY had committed suicide due to lockdown restrictions. He roundly called me a cunt when I called him a liar but I mean… 🤥

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David Gregory-Kumar @DrDavidGK

2 days ago

Me: I wonder if it’s ok to just quickly park my cargo bike outside the post office? Outside the post office:

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Julia Florence @JuliaFlorence8

4 days ago

Thanks a bunch @ukhomeoffice for your heartless decision to refuse my beautiful Chinese daughter-in-law a visa to accompany my son on a short visit to the UK to attend his brother's wedding and meet the family including his 97 year old grandmother. So cruel. We are heartbroken.

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Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper

2 days ago

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Chris @chrisandmarkuk

2 days ago

I’ve been trying to avoid politics on here but it’s impossible isn’t it. I’ve had a news blackout because, frankly, fuck that shit and just wanted to show you my baby sweetcorn plants really. But #GTTO anyway, and I suppose I’d better catch up with the news.

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Frances Ryan @DrFrancesRyan

2 days ago

@TheOldLostRoad I’ve written a few times on my opinion of Starmer’s approach to benefits. But I’ll be celebrating when the Tories are wiped out - and then pushing Labour to be as good as possible.

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Chris @chrisandmarkuk

4 days ago

The roads here are MAD. Surprised this doesn’t happen more often - at least one junction you have to sort of edge out then just turn with your eyes closed and hope nothing speeding through the bridge. Hate it.

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Birmingham Live @birmingham_live

4 days ago

The roads here are MAD. Surprised this doesn’t happen more often - at least one junction you have to sort of edge out then just turn with your eyes closed and hope nothing speeding through the bridge. Hate it.

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Steez @worldwidesteez

4 days ago

Despite its gigantic size the Quetzalcoatlus is believed to have primarily been a scavenger, fish eater, or baby dinosaur eater. It would have had difficulty flying after swallowing large, heavy meals. If possible for it to eat humans, it wouldve gone for children or toddlers

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5 days ago

Despite its gigantic size the Quetzalcoatlus is believed to have primarily been a scavenger, fish eater, or baby dinosaur eater. It would have had difficulty flying after swallowing large, heavy meals. If possible for it to eat humans, it wouldve gone for children or toddlers

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

5 days ago

Life size model of a Quetzalcoatlus northropi. The largest known flying animal to ever exist.

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For The Love of Paul McGrath Villa Podcast @LoveMcGrathpod

4 days ago

GIVEAWAY IF WATKINS SCORES TONIGHT WE WILL GIVE AWAY A VILLA JERSEY TO ONE PERSON To enter Like Retweet Comment below your score prediction Up the mighty Villa!!!!!

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Chris @chrisandmarkuk

4 days ago

I mean, yeah. Teen daughter’s pal leaves a body spray at our house, daughter leaves the house at 7am to take it to her as ‘she’ll want it’. Pre-teen son’s friend leaves his coat here - son: ‘haha! Shay’s going to get wet’. (I’ve told this one before but it tickles me).

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Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper

4 days ago

I mean, yeah. Teen daughter’s pal leaves a body spray at our house, daughter leaves the house at 7am to take it to her as ‘she’ll want it’. Pre-teen son’s friend leaves his coat here - son: ‘haha! Shay’s going to get wet’. (I’ve told this one before but it tickles me).

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Steez @worldwidesteez

5 days ago

Fun fact: The body can't break down ink and exhausts all its abilities to try because it's toxic. Your immune cells ultimately end up having to physically hold the ink molecules in place, and you permanently have to expend immune resources to replace those cells when they die.

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Medical Encyclopaedia @medi_cosity

5 days ago

Fun fact: The body can't break down ink and exhausts all its abilities to try because it's toxic. Your immune cells ultimately end up having to physically hold the ink molecules in place, and you permanently have to expend immune resources to replace those cells when they die.

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Chris @chrisandmarkuk

5 days ago

Bottle of Sheridan’s and a Pizza Hut on the way. Happy Friday - it’s been a long week. 🎉

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Phil Roberts @PhilHRoberts

5 days ago

Who made this. 😂 #avfc #mcfc #lfc #afc

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Ryan Love @RyanJL

5 days ago

Labour could just put this image on billboards around the country #bbcqt

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Christina Martin @christinamartin

6 days ago

They didn't go for my solution and instead changed the shape of the sign.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic

7 days ago

They didn't go for my solution and instead changed the shape of the sign. https://t.co/7a211ni7yp

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Chris @chrisandmarkuk

6 days ago

I thought I was going to love it but I don’t. Sad, maybe she’ll write a song about it.

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Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper

6 days ago

I thought I was going to love it but I don’t. Sad, maybe she’ll write a song about it.

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Alison Hopkins @Hopkins_Alison

6 days ago

This is bonkers. The jam is made in a Somerset factory which produces many other brands and buys in the organic fruit. It’s outsourced by Highgrove. You’re paying seven quid for a bloody label you daft mare.

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Royal Daily Tea @RoyalDailyTea

6 days ago

This is bonkers. The jam is made in a Somerset factory which produces many other brands and buys in the organic fruit. It’s outsourced by Highgrove. You’re paying seven quid for a bloody label you daft mare.

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Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin

2 weeks ago

"Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."

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Holly Nessling @hollynessling

6 days ago

@lorrainemking It looks like nice jam. Her jam also looks nice. Why are these people so hysterical about jam? Do they feel the same about other condiments do you think?

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