Benjamin @cheetodores
“I’m hiding cause I’m a loser, I’ve got zero self esteem, and my brain’s the size of a peanut.” he/him Joined November 2009-
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And I thank god every day that I knew the words to Enter Sandman
Miss Piggy demonstrates the proper way to deal with a nazi (The Muppets at Walt Disney World, 1990)
Three tickets for Challengers please
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Godzilla x Kong opened in Japan. Here are my favorite reactions from Japanese audiences, translated, for better or worse, by Google:
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It's Monday morning, which means there is a whole week ahead to be kind to others, spend time with friends, and eat marmalade sandwiches.
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 1132
JK Rowling bet on herself, conquered rejection, won the bet, sold what became maybe the most popular series of books ever published, enchanted a generation, became a billionaire, and decided she's so fucking mad at life that she needs to threaten the most vulnerable humans alive.
Genesis Earnhardt @GEarnhar
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102 Followers 42 Following 🔞NSFW account for @cryptigutz 🔞 NO MINORS They/He | Horror, TTRPGs, video games, etc. | Commissions: CLOSED |
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LINZ STANLEY @LinzStanley
3K Followers 653 Following 𝙈𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣💋| Whimsy ✶ Western ✶ Wine | Marketing @kawasakiusa | OC☀️CA | 🏇🏻 ⇄ 🏍 | 𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯
runDisney Alerts @runDisAlerts
14K Followers 0 Following Real time alerts of runDisney race availability changes. Built by @teamrundisney, not affiliated with runDisney or Walt Disney Company.
PWHL Ottawa @PWHL_Ottawa
13K Followers 29 Following The heart of the nation. | @thepwhlofficial original six.
Ghoul 💀🧪 | they.. @RadiationGhoul
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lasagnyaaa ☀️ @nyaaaaati
98K Followers 2K Following cosplay + illustrator I work-out sometimes David Martinez, Yohan Seo & Haechan Supremacy ♡ 💛: https://t.co/Bp609xz5dT BUSINESS INQUIRIES: nyaaati@gmai
Control 🔻 @ControlRemedy
52K Followers 152 Following A corruptive presence has invaded the Federal Bureau of Control. From @remedygames and @505_Games. OUT NOW on console, PC and streaming platforms. Rated M.
Boundaries @BoundariesCT
7K Followers 6 Following Mgmt: [email protected] US Touring: [email protected] UK/EU Touring: [email protected] | “Death Is Little More” OUT NOW on @3dotrecordings
USPS Help @USPSHelp
127K Followers 26K Following Welcome to the U.S. Postal Service official Social Customer Response site. Hours of Operation: M-F: 8am-10pm ET. Sat: 9:30am-6:00pm ET. Closed Sunday.
Melina Juergens Offic.. @JuergensMelina
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bioreconstruct @bioreconstruct
78K Followers 64 Following They asked before boarding a futuristic ride at the Toronto CN Tower: Are you a bioreconstruct?
Sarah Gurrado @calisarah1998
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Sam Lake @SamLakeRMD
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Kevin Perjurer @KevinPerjurer
34K Followers 66 Following Creator of @Defunctland, Host(?) of Where We Parked, Fan of the Mozzies. I tweet, then I delete, it’s what I do.
Tom K Morris @TomKMorris
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RSVLTS @RSVLTS
19K Followers 85 Following Super high-grade Americana. 🤙 Clothing for the bold and fun: #RSVLTS 🇺🇸 Dare Mighty Things 📍 Hoboken, NJ
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jenifer @jeniferrprince
180K Followers 762 Following she/her 🏳️🌈 artist and freelance illustrator from brazil. I draw lesbian & sapphic storytelling and intimacy in a vintage-inspired aesthetic :)
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84K Followers 514 Following my name is Courtney LaPlante and I sing and yell in the band spiritbox
mel ✨ @melsratpizza
91 Followers 213 Following (this is melia’s backup account) ëlön made me lose (then regain) my Just Another Day At The Office thread smdh (alt now, just in case)
Tales of the Shire @talesoftheshire
28K Followers 0 Following Tales of the Shire, a heart-warming new The Lord of the Rings™ game in partnership with Private Division & Wētā Workshop. Coming to PC and consoles 2024.
BobsBurgersOTD @BobsBurgersOTD
10K Followers 116 Following Bob's Burgers of the Day 🍔 | bob's finds, art, memes | OC is free to use | I appreciate you 🫶
FAN EXPO Chicago @fanexpochicago
4K Followers 35 Following Chicago’s Original Comic-Con — Celebrating 52 years and counting with us at FAN EXPO Chicago | August 16-18, 2024 | Donald E. Stephens Convention Center
Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder
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We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen
103K Followers 3 Following A weekly reminder that we're just normal men. Important to remember each and every Monday. We're just innocent men. Posts not affiliated to the 3 followed accs.
Sheila C. 🎨 @StudioSheila
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Mystic💓✨ @lilmysticmuse
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She-Rage, Princess of.. @ClaireMax
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Ted Lasso @TedLasso
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Paddington Movie @PaddingtonMovie
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Scott Gustin @ScottGustin
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Somewareatdisney @somewareatdiz
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Pardon our dust ✨ so beyond grateful to be on the Capital Projects costuming team that’s bringing some of the incredible new entertainment to UO this summer! Cannot wait to show y’all what we’ve been working on 💜
Bought myself new nose rings and almost didn’t recognize myself in the mirror.
I LOVE @BABYMETAL_JAPAN !!!!!
Thank you @spiritboxband 🤘🦊🦊🦊🤘 #BABYMETAL #LASVEGAS @snwfest
Thank you @spiritboxband 🤘🦊🦊🦊🤘 #BABYMETAL #LASVEGAS @snwfest
Mark those calendars! Our full EP comes out May 24th!
We're excited to finally announce our 5 song EP, "None Of This Matters" will be released May 24th on all streaming services. It will also be available via cassette at our release show, which will be announced soon. The next song off the EP, "Red From Gold", drops Friday May 3rd.
I had possibly one of the best days ever at Magic Kingdom yesterday. It really helped that there was hardly any crowd.
My roommate and I are binging all of the X-Men movies. And I mean ALL of the X-Men movies.
Okay I kinda love this
A world-class destination for a world-class city. Introducing initial designs for a new lakefront stadium. #StadiumForChicago
Drawing a capybara piece for tomorrow and I was today years old when I learned they have little hoof toes. Webbed hoof toes.
you can not — as a man — hook up with a bisexual woman and be bad at hand stuff like i will laugh in your face
Everyone Floridian should be allowed to forcibly remove one tourist every fucking year and they can never come back.
very very lucky to have a year as yours 💛💐 happy anniversary @alwaysfern , you make every day the most special thing ever
“these straws are for lovers”— @alwaysfern, whose phone is dead and needs you to see our cute anniversary cocktails
The Gairdners’ son is 4 so they hired a killer band
need everyone to stop what they’re doing and look at what fern did for my anniversary gift, @letterboxd isn’t this the most lovingly recreated thing you’ve ever seen 🥺💛
for our anniversary, i turned our relationship into a letterboxd entry 🥰🥰 click to see the whole image!
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