Having a baby is crazy bc you mean to tell me I grew this thing in my stomach like I created these little eyeballs and fingers and now there’s an entire human just in my living room rn wreaking havoc at 7am who could possibly grow up and be a mechanic ??? So MF weird
Letting my three and four-year-old cook dinner with me is essentially just letting them eat whatever they want throughout the process, risking severely over-seasoning everything, and hoping there’s enough left when dinner is actually served
hi snapchat, when my girlies are sending me videos of them ranting why must my ringer be on in order to hear what they’re saying? when i’m in the car, why do I have to pause my music & turn my ringer on to be able to listen to the vids they send???? pls make it simpler 4 me
You are on Twitter writing think pieces and attacking people who don’t like your favorite musical artist but you forgot to wish your Nana happy birthday on Facebook last month.
it really makes me feel so special and loved when people pay attention. when they take the time to remember things about you and what you’ve shared with them. that’s love to me.
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