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The NJ earthquake was a full six days ago and yet Nextdoor is still sending me people's "Did you feel an earthquake?" posts
What will O. J. Simpson be most remembered for?
Once again I am begging Americans not to think of Native Americans as the elves from J.R.R. Tolkien books
Once again I am begging Americans not to think of Native Americans as the elves from J.R.R. Tolkien books
Incredible.
My latest crackpot hot take is that a lot of the negative mental health effects that social media and smartphones are having on kids stems from their parents' use of that tech, not the kids' themselves. Taking social media away from kids will do far less than people hope it will.
American democracy is weird federal democrats are willing to spend massive amounts of money on clean energy infrastructure but state democrats are unwilling to modify their insane bureaucratic nightmare permitting process so so all the money goes to red state republicans
American democracy is weird federal democrats are willing to spend massive amounts of money on clean energy infrastructure but state democrats are unwilling to modify their insane bureaucratic nightmare permitting process so so all the money goes to red state republicans
This person has a PhD in computer science from Johns Hopkins and is currently working at Meta on AI research. And he just got denied an H-1B visa because we made him enter a lottery to get one. Absolutely insane that this is how our immigration system works.
This person has a PhD in computer science from Johns Hopkins and is currently working at Meta on AI research. And he just got denied an H-1B visa because we made him enter a lottery to get one. Absolutely insane that this is how our immigration system works.
While we're all talking about East Coast geology, let's talk about the Newark Basin, which is (to put it simply) where an ocean started forming and then stopped. columbia.edu/~vjd1/Newark_B…
You’re telling me I’m paying nyc rent prices just to be on the same tectonic plate as Philly and Boston? I’m feeling sick
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Lincoln’s day so far: -Cuteness scandal continues -Otter staff call him “unreal,” “a hoax” -I make it worse with obsessive tweets -Squid issue still unresolved -Clams totally unhinged -It’s still only 8:30 a.m.