captain enjoyable @capt_enjoyable
Joined December 2012-
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Me adding a chain to my aesthetic at 33
When I die and go to heaven I’m gonna have long curly Iron Claw guy hair and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it
I somehow bought tickets to the movie Dune 2 tonight and it’s not even out yet. I’m so dumb a special hole in the internet opened up and let me do an impossible thing. R-wording my way into the matrix.
What is the best PM-related course you have taken? What was great about it? What aspect of the course or curriculum ended up being most helpful for you?
Me: no one should consider themselves a true Tolkien fan until they’ve read the silmarillion 🤓 The silmarillion: it is said that the ent wives had amazing velveteen moss pussies and that the fell ravens of Dünin would nest high aloft their enormous fat titties (figure 3.5)
A tear jerker is movie that makes ya wanna cry but also jerk off
This is now a professional account will only be using it to tweet about programming/software/etc
How often does Santa lay eggs and how long does it take for those eggs to hatch into elves?
Lordy have I tried, but so far I can't manage to give any fucks about tricking out my keyboard.
Every twitter like from me should be interpreted as a brief, polite, kiss on the lips.
2009: The Sims 3 2010: The Sims 3 2011: The Sims 3 2012: The Sims 3 2013: The Sims 3 2014: The Sims 4 2015: The Sims 4 2016: The Sims 4 2017: The Sims 4 2018: The Sims Mobile
2009: The Sims 3 2010: The Sims 3 2011: The Sims 3 2012: The Sims 3 2013: The Sims 3 2014: The Sims 4 2015: The Sims 4 2016: The Sims 4 2017: The Sims 4 2018: The Sims Mobile
@capt_enjoyable *steps out of ford escape covered in crudely welded copper pipes wearing a necklace made of loud clocks* hey guys i've been getting a lot of comments recently asking how a built Copernicus, this street legal mechanical dragonfly
Hired a prolific deviantartist to steampunk my slidedeck for Dreamforce
[kneeling down & whispering to the frightened kid holding up the line at the water slide] Your only weakness is that you do not welcome death
Why is it called a megaphone instead of a macrophone? Happy 420
The Shape of Data movie poster, and it's just me floating in the air making out with my Dell PC.
TIL Stormy Daniels is not a hurricane
Do i seem bipolar? Very well, then i seem bipolar, I am large, I contain multiple ‘tudes.
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There are billions of daughters out there…
excuse me while i go environmentally friendly mode
My mother seems to think I have time to watch something called “So Help Me Todd” and she’s right
missed brain awareness week again.... fml
walking into planned parenthood hey can you check my asshole separate question can I get paid to jack off in here
stupid table
Doctor: are you pregnant, or trying to conceive? Me: (slowly untying my gown) i don't know doc...you tell me 😏
if you took latin in high school it’s probably because you have a weird dad
@coldplay my baby brother (33) was just diagnosed with a terminal illness (receding hairline), his dying wish is to see you at Las Vegas sphere for free
tearing up at my company karaoke party singing coldplay the scientist
no one listens to “Fire” by Waxahatchee on the A train at 11:24pm Like I Do
call my health insurance company about a reimbursement check i haven’t received or kill myself?
My wife is away at ANOTHER karaté tournament with her sensei Shane. She’s very good & apparently the only student that qualified! Anyway I thought I’d paint our bedroom to surprise her/spice things up. what colors you guys like? Miss you honey! if you see this, Knock em dead!
thinking about making a big hat, like guinness world record big
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