bucmachine @bucmachine

I'd finger you at a funeral Canada Joined April 2011

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@JimCoventryNFL PPR… Aaron Jones or Marks?

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@NYPost_Loftis PPR… Aaron Jones or Marks?

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@rotobuzzguy PPR… Aaron Jones or Marks?

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Movie theater popcorn lung.

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Indigenous giver.

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All my recycling is in the landfill like God intended.

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Stretch marks the spot.

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I got a blowjob and slippers for Christmas.

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Must be nice to live in Hawaii with big rockin’ tits.

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garfieldbot @robertlasagna1

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back in my day we used to fuck women in the pussy

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Just used my last roll of hoarded toilet paper.

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Was just hornswoggled.

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malibu reuben groines @jefffieldsacto

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25 years ago today. Remembering Diana, Princess of Wales 7/1/1961 - 8/31/1997

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oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

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Brooklyn style pepperoni nipples.

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An abortion/cat declawing clinic.

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Hammering back ice cold tall girls.

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It smelled like the bottom of the gas station squeegee bucket.

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Life made me eat its ass today.

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