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@brokenbottleboy For some reason "influx" was the most irritating part for me
@SirSandGoblin I get that. It’s such a weird noun to choose in that context.
@brokenbottleboy @SirSandGoblin I think reflux would be more apt. Acid reflux.
@brokenbottleboy @SirSandGoblin No sentence should ever have the word "well-appointed" in it.
@brokenbottleboy @SirSandGoblin I'm pretty sure she means an *influx* of cash, via lottery. But she forgot to establish the subject in that sentence so we're left hanging. Left hanging for the sake of a poorly formed cliche.
@brokenbottleboy @SirSandGoblin Listen if you’re gonna lug the thesaurus from apartment to apartment you might as well get some use out of it