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@brokenbottleboy For some reason "influx" was the most irritating part for me
@SirSandGoblin I get that. It’s such a weird noun to choose in that context.
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy Influx? More like reflux, amiright?
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy It reads like a stuck car engine….but also, who doesn’t cash in their winning scratch tickets?!!!!!!
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy Yes, I reread that several times. It really sticks out.
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy Some of the word choices are so obviously trying to force a rhyme. The “rather badly” clause threw me.
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy i guarantee you she's as proud of that choice as she is of the height of her breasts
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy Fucking livid at “euro coins”
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy Yes. Yes! I had the same reaction.
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy I was so annoyed about "languid" I completely skipped "influx"
@SirSandGoblin @brokenbottleboy that’s what she nicknamed his … marital duty