Michgander Jedi @briflight
Once in a while witty crap. Mostly just crap. Joined May 2009-
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@SkySportsF1 I've said it before and I'll say it again: we should just get rid of the cars altogether and only broadcast footage of stewards sitting around a conference table, deciding who finishes in what spot. That would make F1 so much more exciting! 🙄
RIP Suzanne Somers. I hope her passing is just a crazy misunderstanding by Mr. Furley...
Watching SF & CLEV @NFL game and they switch games at a pivotal 1:30 left. Nice rules. Reminds me of something….
I want to thank @CORSAIR iCUE 5.x.x update for temporarily bricking my Win11 PC. Only after a HARD reset and back dating the drivers did it resolve. Do better.
There is no such thing as “too much peanut butter.”
If the vaccinated turn into zombies what will we eat, seeing as most of the unvaccinated seem to be lacking in brains and whatnot
Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18
Bride just did a drive by in the house down the hall to the bedroom. Now the house smells like a sewage treatment plant. I work at a sewage treatment plant. Not an understatement.
Shit, yes.
Morality isn't binary. And no religion has a monopoly on morality. Therefore, it should not be legislated from any religious perspective. #ProLifers insist every pregnancy becomes a born baby. Morality wouldn't require raped and traumatized girls to give birth. That's cruelty.
fixed it for you
fixed it for you https://t.co/goeeNUyziZ
This how old I am.
I have no problem with Hunter Biden being indicted. Zero. Zilch. If he's committed crimes, he should be held accountable. He should not be protected bc of his last name. It's weird how easy it is to hold people to the same standard of the law when you're not in a cult.
Twitter was awesome. X sucks.
This food I purchased would taste better but I’m an idiot and bit the inside of my cheek and now all that amazing flavor is tainted with blood.
Passed an employment test to switch jobs this morning. How’s your day started?
the doorbell rang and a dad who only had his girl on saturdays was standing there and said, ‘i don’t have a big window of time with her but she really wanted to be here’ …my daughter came to the door and screamed, ‘_______ is here! we can start the party!’ …all my girl needed
Phil Kight🇺🇸�.. @philkight1
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Stephen K ✌️ #Let.. @stevethdemocrat
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Chris Spangle @chrisspangle
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TJ New And Improved @j_storytelling
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Phil Kight🇺🇸�.. @philkight1
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Stephen K ✌️ #Let.. @stevethdemocrat
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Chris Spangle @chrisspangle
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TJ New And Improved @j_storytelling
2K Followers 3K Following My new main account. I was the guy with the wolf picture. Chipper Jones was my favorite baseball player ever. #Biden2020 #Bluewave #Resist
NWS Grand Rapids @NWSGrandRapids
30K Followers 153 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Grand Rapids, Michigan. Details: https://t.co/e91SW4TMyH
Susan, Open Democrat @BlueVotingSusan
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EAA @EAA
86K Followers 431 Following Love flying? Us too. Here's the latest official word from the Experimental Aircraft Association (EAA), home of EAA AirVenture Oshkosh & more. #OSH24
Tony🟧(Twice-Im🍑.. @TonyHQ1985
46K Followers 17K Following FlightCrew , MAGA_Out , VoteBlue. News, Animal Rights, Human Rights. Please don't tell me who to block Please Follow @Alt1Tony
Mary Moynahan @MaryMoynahan1
10K Followers 9K Following I want a government that cares about everyone. Proud Democrat. Biden/Harris. Never Trump. I support Ukraine. No DMs. I'll block you if you do. #voteblue
Rachel @mzzrach
14K Followers 10K Following independent to a fault. lover of the fantastic. animals are better than people. artist/designer. resistance isn’t futile. i’m into democracy. she/her
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Vee 🐶💙 🌊💙.. @StephensVina
66K Followers 60K Following Love GSDogs Justice⚖️Military Fam🇺🇸Biden/Harris💙VoteBlue💙like Your Life Depends on it💙Followed by:@TheDemCoalition🚫MAGA’s 🚫Bitcoin
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21K Followers 21K Following I love to make my own dog food for my fur baby Please No DM٫s🚫without permission I will Block http://you.
Johnny Osmosis 🌊 @copgrailsoles
25K Followers 17K Following @sacramentokings fan #BeamTeam/LGBTQ+Women’s rights💙 BLM ✊🏽
The Good Rev Rick ✝.. @RevRevRick
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Keith @keith___s
45K Followers 42K Following Believer in science, truth, fairness, & equal opportunity. Here to learn the “real” reality. And to share it with others. #BidenHarris 💙🌊 Adopt, don’t shop🐾
Deborah. My Friends C.. @drodvik52
56K Followers 55K Following 💙BLUE to the bone! #MyBodyMyChoice💛SoberSister❤️🩹 Followed by @Glennkirschner2 and @FrankFigliuzzi1 #TeamJustice 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🗳️📬
space cowgirl ♡ @spacecowgirl_ny
2K Followers 2K Following dem socialist. i like girls. atheist. (she/her) mountains are pretty. don't rock the jukebox. #resist #love #roe #ukraine
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6K Followers 2K Following star wars content creator 🌌 | aspiring PhD 🦎 | Choose Kindness 💕 | Co-Host of @yapseshpod | 23 | business inquiries: [email protected]
U.S. Coast Guard @USCG
642K Followers 273 Following Official Twitter account for the U.S. Coast Guard. If in distress, use VHF channel 16 or dial 911. (RT, follows ≠ endorsements)
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4K Followers 3K Following Guardian of cosmic ideas. Cringe worthy tweets. My timeline is a mess, just like your Mom.
Dave Abbitt @thedaveabbitt
8K Followers 6K Following I am and am not ✌️ non-dualism 🤔 film & tv producer/exec 🎬
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128K Followers 2K Following Download the app to discover and share your favorite beer.
me 💙 🐕 animal l.. @mommahall651
4K Followers 5K Following NO dms!!!!!!! Proud democrat, writer, activist. white woman for black and brown people!! LGBTQ Momma Bear. Not accepted by your family? I will be your Momma!
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12K Followers 393 Following The world's best motorcycle website. Tweet us a photo of a motorcycle and we’ll probably retweet it.
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1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.
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EVERYTHING DICE 🎲�.. @EVERYTHINGDICE
80K Followers 340 Following We craft handmade dice for DnD! Next Drop: Spring 2024 ✨ Next conventions: Anime NYC, RCCC ✨ Support: [email protected]It's going to be 50° on Christmas day
@SkySportsF1 I've said it before and I'll say it again: we should just get rid of the cars altogether and only broadcast footage of stewards sitting around a conference table, deciding who finishes in what spot. That would make F1 so much more exciting! 🙄
@SkySportsF1 This makes watching the race pointless why pay the heavy subscriptions to watch live when you can watch highlights and then have to get the result from the news reports some hours later.
UPDATE: Downtown Kalamazoo standoff ends as man with knives taken into custody wwmt.com/news/local/kal…
@ianvanheusen You are right, one could make that argument...but then one would be wrong. This pie in the sky romantizing of past decades is stupid. We were NOT better off. Idiot.
WHY ARE WE STILL TAKING OUR SHOES OFF AT THE AIRPORT?
My first night out quite a while!
@MarshaBlackburn She knows what she says is horseshit. She knows Biden is arresting terroists and tfg let them in. She knows this, but she's counting on her constituants being too stupid to know the difference. Her constituants should be offended.
having a beer with my boys at a bar i was drinking beer at when i was 19…
You guys. There are so many Michiganders in Tampa. #Lions
RIP Suzanne Somers. I hope her passing is just a crazy misunderstanding by Mr. Furley...
Tim: How do I make it stop? Wilson: Well Tim, men must learn to compete less, listen more, and share their feelings. I have said this before and I will say it again- Every man needs a Wilson.
internet still out after this morning’s power outage. i’ll give it til 9. after that, it’s a PTO day. in the meantime, how’s everyone doing? i hope you are all well.
Ok men, fess up. How many of you have a collection of keys that include every car you've ever owned that died and old basement doors from your grandparents' houses plus tool chests you don't have anymore and other random keys that don't work for anything you own?
You retweet your selfies. I retweet my nature pics and still can’t break 50 likes. We are not the same.
Really missing my buddy today. This was the last time he napped with us. 😔
i don't have kids, so i don't know, but are they really not teaching script in school anymore? are cursive signatures just a relic now? i overheard this while eavesdropping, and i'm intrigued.
91 - 23 = 68. If trump had gotten one more indictment or santos got one less, we could have made all kinds of 69 jokes. But no...they fucked that up too.
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