Boring Sean Monahan @boringmonahan
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I asked Mikael Backlund if he remembered that time he dropped his water bottle and I picked it up for him. He said he didn't remember.
It’s game day. In preparation, I decided to have two slices of toast for breakfast. I asked Cole Perfetti if he had toast and he said he didn’t.
October is so much fun, I called some friends to come over and help me rake some leaves.
I threw a snowball at Milan Lucic today but I missed him and hit a garbage can instead. I said "hey Milan, I almost got you" but he didn't hear me, and he just went inside.
When I woke up this morning I noticed my phone was only at 12%. I thought I had charged it overnight but I guess I didn’t.
I asked Jonathan Drouin to rate the water pressure of the showers at the Bell Centre and he said c'est une question stupide. I said sorry, I don't understand.
I messaged Paul Byron and asked if he likes to eat toast for breakfast and he said he does.
Looks like there is a storm warning in Edmonton tonight. I'll be wearing my rain jacket for sure. I asked Matthew Tkachuk what he was going to wear and he said he didn't know yet.
I asked Johnny Gaudreau if he was happy and he said he was.
It was nice to score two goals last night. To celebrate, I’m going to sort through my recycling and make sure I get the blue bin out for pickup in the morning.
I wonder if Brendan Lemieux is still hungry after his dinner last night.
Just finishing up my wish list for Christmas. So far an air fryer and a new lamp are at the top. I asked Elias Lindholm what he wanted and he said he wasn’t sure.
I just sent a text to Sam Bennett and asked if he wanted to chat about coach Sutter but he didn’t reply. Maybe I’ll send Johnny a text while I wait to hear from Sam. If Johnny doesn’t reply I’ll probably send a text to Milan Lucic.
I went to get gas this morning but then I realized I parked on the wrong side of the pump. I had to turn my car around and then go back.
I think I’ll go for a walk to the end of the driveway and back.
If I had to choose between doing laundry every day or fighting every day I think I would choose to do laundry. Making sure the dishes were done would also be a good choice.
I heard Mike Babcock got fired today. I also heard there are some early Black Friday deals starting already. I better get my shopping list out. Let the savings begin.....
I really hope I score tonight because I have a bet with David Rittich. He said he would give me $3.00 and a buy 1 get 1 half price 6” Subway coupon if I put one in. I’m really motivated now.
I told Johnny Gaudreau that Michael Frolik is playing his 800th career game tonight and he said he already knew that. He must have already heard from someone else.
I asked Matthew Tkachuk who he thinks has the coolest hair in the league and he said Drew Doughty. I said what about the nicest teeth and he said Drew Doughty.
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I asked Mikael Backlund if he remembered that time he dropped his water bottle and I picked it up for him. He said he didn't remember.
IT'S ON TONIGHT!!!
I asked Mikael Backlund if he remembered that time he dropped his water bottle and I picked it up for him. He said he didn't remember.
This Twitter account forever ❤️
I asked Mikael Backlund if he remembered that time he dropped his water bottle and I picked it up for him. He said he didn't remember.
@boringmonahan King of toasts - Natural Bakery Winnipeg Rye
@JetsBenny00 @boringmonahan Maybe this is the trade to wake him up
@KimballFinigan @boringmonahan Would love to hear his take on it but he only tweets once a year sadly
BORING MONAHAN IS BACK!!!!
October is so much fun, I called some friends to come over and help me rake some leaves.
The best account on this app is back!!
October is so much fun, I called some friends to come over and help me rake some leaves.
I just raked up half a bag of acorns. What a blast.
October is so much fun, I called some friends to come over and help me rake some leaves.
@boringmonahan I did the same thing, but my phone was at 33% now it is charging.
A toast to the newest Hab! 😎 #GoHabsGo
@boringmonahan Chris you magnificent bastard! 🤣😂🤣
@boringmonahan Best of luck back East Sean. Thanks for everything you did in Calgary during your time here
@boringmonahan Hopefully you keep going with these!