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#1 bullshit guy | Painfully verbose | My political tourette’s are independent but slightly liberal | Here to “fire the cannon” in life Houston, TX Joined November 2011-
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I’m watching the Nuggets - Wolves game Both superstar players are next level, as advertised. I cannot get over how impressive Anthony Edwards is. He moves like Jordan Jokic is opposite. Looks like he’s half drunk and jogging but hits every shot, gets every rebound.
Driving a Lincoln Navigator lets people know you still listen to 90s rap
In a world where TV shows are constantly being brought back to life, when will someone give me taxicab confessions again? TV gold
These shoes say “no sex here ladies” Still has nothing on crocs with socks for maintaining celibacy
shitty 80s buildings are a lost cause.
I’m at that stage in life where I show fancy aged scotch to guests but in reality I’m just drinking classic #jameson when nobody’s around, and I’m equally happy with it.
Daddy always told me the humidity and politics keep the yankees out… It’s just a different level here.
Daddy always told me the humidity and politics keep the yankees out… It’s just a different level here.
i often 🎧 to music and wonder if there is anyone else on this planet listening to this same song at the same time. i say this now as “flash” by Queen bangs in my airpods. find it very hard to believe there’s another weirdo like me, but then again there’s 8 billion people…
Donny H regrets nothing besides having to answer for this today.
pro tip - if you see clear signs of mental illness just by their appearance, do not know or engage this person to even here her bullshit manifesto
pro tip - if you see clear signs of mental illness just by their appearance, do not know or engage this person to even here her bullshit manifesto
RIP Carl Weathers what. a. badass.
if you’re keeping score at home, Sports Illustrated brings out their “tranneez & grannies” swimsuit edition last year. Within a year they are dead. These 2 events seem super interconnected.
reminder today to cancel that necessary $5.99 @peacock subscription
you’re laughing but this will sell out
you’re laughing but this will sell out
the brooklyn hassidic illegal underground tunnel is my new favorite news story of the week i read, laughing to myself, picturing the scene and these nutball zealots getting arrested it is this week’s version of Stephen Hawking raw dogging underage girls on epstein island
When a Terminator arrives from the future
january. no booze, no weed, no porn, no coffee, clean diet, daily exercise, early to bed i’m completely bored with this mormon lifestyle, and it’s just the 7th day of the month
So Villante @VillanteVillan
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Teigh @Teigh426889
225 Followers 3K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
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Just here @Justher416
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Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
☁️y @Slime0sama
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PSIDER-GUY @bordertownsjest
87 Followers 110 Following Can has ketamine? Official mime at sea world UK
KegMasterGeneral @KegMasterGen
2K Followers 859 Following Beer Drinking , Dip Spittin, Son of a gun. I’m just here for laughs - This is all jokes
ellie drinks beer @lizrdbreath_
816 Followers 2K Following meet me in the broken down rv behind the old bob evans. (27, she/her, PBR drinker, 20+ minors dni) $10 dm fee from strangers - $elliebellsxo
Reverend Doctor Bob S.. @RevDocBobSac
5K Followers 3K Following hooting and hollering about nothing- expert in bird law; never forget (unless you do, that’s chill too)
𝕄𝕖𝕝𝕜𝕚�.. @carlosarturogg
1K Followers 2K Following Except for ending totalitarianism, communism and tyrannies, war has never solved anything.
Chief Krylon Pissing .. @king_krylon
54 Followers 136 Following I'm a big guy. I sweat a lot. This is NOT a parody account. Transqueer Native American. Bath house enthusiast. Person of color.
Larry @KJV1611rood
509 Followers 408 Following Serious Baptist Theologian. It’s found in yogurt and alfalfa sprouts
Dr.Creepy @DoctorCreeppy
223 Followers 294 Following
Clown_Orb @ClownOrb
3K Followers 497 Following Former verified account. Also available for childrens birthday parties, look for Son-Dance the Clown on craigslist
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 761 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Meggie Z, 🥔 Latke .. @nutmeggles
1K Followers 1K Following I enjoy steak, knitting and Batman. Proud reply gal. Lovable Nerdfighter. Too many gifs. Appreciates @Kristodynamics #ADHD AF #BLM #FreePalestine 💖💜💙 She/her
Josh, internet midbos.. @dividebyjosh
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well run general hash.. @TacoBones
1K Followers 2K Following I've got your number I steal your thunder I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm
Barnaby Jarrett @CodyJarrett49
214 Followers 263 Following Made it, Ma! Top of the world! Retired Investigator
Grob @methwaffles
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PISSBUCKETDOMINANCE @PISSBUCKETDOMI
834 Followers 836 Following The gimmick is piss and my bladders always full. NY (parody/satire) lost 127lbs
Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ
147K Followers 3K Following We're Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman and we’re moderately intrigued by the sport of baseball.
Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami
462K Followers 0 Following Tracking the chances that NFL games finish with a score that's never happened before. Built by @dpmattingly. Based on an original idea by @jon_bois.
Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia
378K Followers 829 Following Two best friends started making content and others joined them, a breakdown. #JakeSucks
Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja
507K Followers 389 Following @Peacock Pitching Analyst @MLB Analyst @FDSportsbook Pitching Guru @MLBonFOX Analyst Founder @Flatgroundapp & @Flatgroundbats Merch: https://t.co/T2JnvwQgqK
Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports
126K Followers 3K Following @MLB. Previously: @ESPN, @CSNChicago, @SNYtv & @MetsBlog. Plus, @UChicagoCollege and @ChicagoMaroon sports. Go Maroons. (Views my own.) https://t.co/WkFKDYgJ9B
Bob Nightengale @BNightengale
449K Followers 1K Following USA TODAY Major League Baseball columnist, BBWAA VP, Arizona chapter chairman, Hall of Fame voter, @Audacy MLB radio insider, https://t.co/M4pc9rI7xv
Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB
176K Followers 948 Following Bailey. 28. I make baseball videos on Youtube, but I don't take suggestions. https://t.co/5JOzvM7NiO foolishbaseball@gmail(dot)com
Jon Heyman @JonHeyman
878K Followers 2K Following Baseball columnist at NY Post. Insider at @MLBNetwork @670TheScore. Old Reliable, @MLBNow. Northwestern fan.
Adam Darowski @baseballtwit
7K Followers 775 Following Director of Design and Product Management for @sports_ref (we make @baseball_ref @stathead @fbref @immaculategrid etc). I schedule the baseball grids. He/Him.
Sports Fact Lover @LoveSportsFacts
1K Followers 107 Following Slowly leaving Twitter. Find me elsewhere. Huge fan of most sports, sports trivia, statistics. Many statistics produced by Stathead.
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
El Dude🏴 @El_Dude_Lives
267 Followers 557 Following He/him. El Dude abides. "elduderino" on Kolektiva and Jorts. Follow QR link in pinned tweet. #garbagetwitter #bouncebois
Rumpole the Brief �.. @WendellSherk
718 Followers 1K Following Bankruptcy lawyer with Rumpole of the Bailey ambitions. I don't endorse anything.
@nut_history No because some 90 year old writer will remember Pearl Harbor.
@nut_history Some east coast sports writer is going to leave him off just so he can write some long-winded column about why he left Ichiro off of his ballot.
@evan7257 Since when has broad support mattered to the Legislature?
no one. not a single person. industrial brokers on linkedin:
In a world where TV shows are constantly being brought back to life, when will someone give me taxicab confessions again? TV gold
Houston, DFW & Austin are now the 3 highest office vacancy towns in the country of any top 50 MSA. Even better, there’s cranes at work daily to deliver more. Gotta love this state.
Daddy always told me the humidity and politics keep the yankees out… It’s just a different level here.
Happy Texas Independence Day y’all! Come and take it!!!
Happy Texas Independence Day y’all! Come and take it!!!
This is quite the splash $450 million with no retail anchor is one approach… Anybody know if this deal includes the land across the street for phase II?
@bo_darley You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. 😬
You are hiding a rather large muffin top under those lululemons are you not?
Ron DeSantis had to travel out of state to abort his campaign.
Sir, this is a 14% occupied, 1990s class C (formally class A++) office building in Northern NJ
Here’s an originally $80,000,000 almost 25k sq ft 365+ acre glass mansion for sale in Branson West, MO Currently listed for $60,000,000
Gardening in Houston: - Can the plant withstand multiple weeks of triple digit heat? - Can the plant also withstand two nights at ~25 degrees?
lololol
I haven't been to the Rodeo in 16 years but if Nickelback is in the building then I don't think I have a choice
It’s my life long dream to travel to Italy and visit the McDonald’s they built on the place where Mussolini was executed.
When a Terminator arrives from the future
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