bill wurtz @billwurtz

is self billwurtz.com Joined April 2011

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bill wurtz @billwurtz

4 months ago

every year at new years, i type the number of the previous year into my calculator, then press "+ 1 =". The result surprises me every time

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8 months ago

clocks are great, in case you need a second opinion about what time it is

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a year ago

plant based elephants are surprisingly small

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a year ago

i like to play "school or prison". a game where you look at pictures of schools and prisons and try to guess which ones are schools and which ones are prisons

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a year ago

i keep a dream journal, in reverse. during my dreams i write down what happened when i was awake

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a year ago

my New Years Resolution is to lift weights, and just leave them up there

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2 years ago

true or false: Everything

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2 years ago

some tunnels have a light at the beginning

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2 years ago

some people experience their birthday all the time. this is known as 'constant birthday'

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2 years ago

no two socks are alike

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2 years ago

thanks to autocorrect, now everything in the world is correct

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2 years ago

today's challenge: make a non-waffle, using only a waffle maker

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2 years ago

i wrote down what year it is

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2 years ago

i think left and right may be backwards, but that's none of my business

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2 years ago

thinking about relocating the ground into the sky

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2 years ago

some stories have a surprise beginning

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2 years ago

i like to role play as 2 rival philosophers

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3 years ago

(telling the truth) i understand popcorn

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3 years ago

the best poker players will never even admit they're playing the game

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3 years ago

i love current events. for halloween i'm dressing up as a current event

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HJfod ∆∆∆ @HJfod

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Animator ✏️
Creator of 'those' League ads
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Available for work! Check our portfolio:
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Business 📧:
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3 Followers 47 Following i love my bf

I program, draw, 3D model and produce music.

Reverse engineering
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#smilebasic
Working on a GB emulator

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