kelly @bignectarine
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One time in college a guy in my dorm stopped me and was like, You look like you play baseball. And I replied, I did, yes. And he was like, want to go throw, I need to throw. And we went out to throw for an hour and that was the only time I ever hung out with that guy.
One time in college a guy in my dorm stopped me and was like, You look like you play baseball. And I replied, I did, yes. And he was like, want to go throw, I need to throw. And we went out to throw for an hour and that was the only time I ever hung out with that guy.
I like the nostalgia for "peace-and-love" marches of the 60s which were violently suppressed, spied on by the FBI, and broadly characterized as allies of the Kremlin and the Viet Cong
I like the nostalgia for "peace-and-love" marches of the 60s which were violently suppressed, spied on by the FBI, and broadly characterized as allies of the Kremlin and the Viet Cong
CHAPPELL’S WEEKEND TWO OUTFIT OH. MY. GOD.
Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written.
Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written.
its like these people have never listened to any other music
its like these people have never listened to any other music
how to break it to this dude that he is dating the patti harrison character in a tim robinson sketch
listening to chappell roan makes me want to give my boyfriend estrogen
godspeed sir
godspeed sir https://t.co/JwBNiPAFJe
my apologies slovenian vernacular joinery…i wasnt familiar with your game…
Snake like Pokémon default pose my beloveds
having ADHD is so frustrating because it genuinely makes a lot of parts of my life very difficult but also if you talk about it online you sound like you have The Kids Are On Their Damn Phones Too Much Disease
🦟 cicada724 if u saw me high af at Michaels that was my molt not me 🦟 TheBroodSkeptic Anyone else think the prime numbers are BS to keep us in the mud? | | 🦟 notabird | 2 right king 👑 | | 🦟 notabird | dmv area? we cud link up🙂 🦟 cicada835 last night was a windshield
I will never get over my shock at how bad Haruki Murakami’s favorite t-shirts are
I will never get over my shock at how bad Haruki Murakami’s favorite t-shirts are https://t.co/wDghrIjySw
man some chamomile tea would end this guy's whole shit
alyssa’s good christian woman monologue
alyssa’s good christian woman monologue https://t.co/wTfwOkDE5v
@RuPaulsDragRace This one always makes me scream
A single image of Mr. Ed is more powerful than entire seasons of television made today
he’s showing off his ponysona to the bridge crew
i say this as someone who is very lazy and loves treats: ya gotta stop using the delivery apps.
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OK, time to depart. I have miraculously managed to evade the Anti-Semitic Harassment that I was assured would be relentlessly endangering me on campus. The biggest threat of the day appears to have been this dog named Snowball
Should I stick around till 3:45pm for the “Queers for Palestine” session and politely inquire why they’re centering their queerness
Things are so crazy and unruly here, there’s a Wedding Ceremony happening right off the protest zone
Princeton University security guard says the protest has been “very mellow” and everyone’s been “generous” to his detail deployed to the scene. But I guess I should fabricate some non-existent Chaos and Anti-Semitic Strife to earn my Serious Media Credentials
Update: my Yarmulke blew off my head in a gust of wind and a student in a Keffiyeh ran over and returned it. Terrifying stuff!!! 😂
I’m currently at Princeton wearing my Yarmulke, waiting to be inundated with all the vicious anti-Semitism we’re told has overtaken our once-great Elite American Universities. I’ll let you know if I survive 😭
Arrived at the protest zone and immediately encountered a bunch of fellow Yarmulke-wearers calmly attending the rally despite allegations of extreme danger. Very frightening. So unsafe. Wow
People often justify refusing my Guide Dog access on the basis of potential fear of dogs. But how does it work when someone is scared & we’re sharing a space? Well it happened just now on the tube. As I boarded a person with a young child gasped “I’m scared of dogs!”
@BlondeHistorian You are an amazing communicator. Rather than get defensive, you explained calmly what you were doing, and reassured the other person. I can't think of anything more you could have done.
@BlondeHistorian I am scared of dogs, for good reason. It's my problem that I have to deal with and I do not expect people needing assistance dogs to change for me. I do expect dog owners to train their dogs and keep them under proper control (optomistic, I know..).
They apologised for being scared & I said it was ok. I then showed them pictures of Little One & Ava. We talked about how Ava helps me & Little One. They then started talking to their toddler about the doggy which was lovely! We also all played peekaboo raspberries 😝
I sat down & prepared to get Ava under my legs. I kept reassuring & explaining. “She will not do anything, she will not come up to you. If you ignore her she will ignore you. I am going to get her to lie down under my legs now. She is going to move very quickly in a moment”
The person gasped when I mentioned quick movement. So I explained “she is going to move quickly now but she is going under my legs she has to turn & go under to do this.” Ava then did the move under my legs. Immediately & calmly settled. Them: thank you. Me: no problem.
just chugged some milkies, pooped on me, got his boogies cleaned again, now all there's left to do is show the world his foot before eepy time
@PressBtoSlice I'm getting gay-married even though I'm bisexual. You'll be fine.
@alessabocchi Relax, it’s just kids playing some ball.
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