beccadagoo @beccadathree
i'm serving can't Joined February 2018-
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Last night I had a really vivid dream about an 8.5 earthquake in the Chinese province of Jiangsu. I don’t even know anything about Jiangsu
When you realize the lost media song is a gooner song from a literal c*rno movie
action movies imply the existence of equal and opposite reaction movies
Hear me out
Slurs like famine
“Only an incantation can open the crypt door,” Jarfit moaned softly. “But anyone with the old magic died one thousand years ago,” Malik moaned softly. “Maybe not,” Jarfit moaned softly.
Killing dogs? Ugh 🙄 She’s clearly just trying to get the catturd endorsement
Killing dogs? Ugh 🙄 She’s clearly just trying to get the catturd endorsement
Europeans don't understand how big America is. It takes days to drive from New York to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, they can drive from London to Paris or Poland or even Banana in minutes
I love the story of Frankenstein and his unnamed doctor
inventor of the first font: ok so we're calling it bold because it's bolder than regular text. now we gotta come up with a name for when the text is slightly tilted to the right. guy: italy inventor: what? guy: name it after italy
Hasan Piker’s debilitated Capricorn ♑︎ Moon ☽ conjoined ☌ Ascendant in the Uttara Āṣāḍhā 𓄑 nákṣatra is a perfect example of how weak planets eventually act as if they are exalted as long as you keep improving yourself. I know his high school bullies regret tormenting him.
And yet he played Lighting McQueen, a known groomer, and portrayed him as a wise-cracking and “courageous” celebrity. Hollywood’s hypocrisy, ladies and gentlemen
And yet he played Lighting McQueen, a known groomer, and portrayed him as a wise-cracking and “courageous” celebrity. Hollywood’s hypocrisy, ladies and gentlemen
This is what the mayor is using our tax money for??
This is what the mayor is using our tax money for??
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
millky Royse @Angelmary821687
3 Followers 183 Following content creator • free sex tape & dick rate when you sub to my VIP U only $50
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 652 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Emilia @stanleyemilia26
192 Followers 3K Following
charlotte 🖤 @femboyweed420
2K Followers 1K Following Straight Fujoshi // I love bass I play bass // Full-time airhead // Frontend developer at @x // Alt: @femgirlweed
Godspeed You! Woke Mo.. @DrWallkick
4K Followers 861 Following Julian | PhD in Grid Studies at Angel Grove Uni | I love communism and writing sad people who kiss | He/him. Be kind, not nice.
grace @GemOfAmara
3K Followers 649 Following Trans girl she/her. 'Frankly Grace has more to say about television and life in general than Taylor Swift's gal pal Karlie Kloss' – @jeremymonjo
joseph swagalicious @SpaceCowboy9000
499 Followers 651 Following im joseph | @TheGoblinMilk | ♡⊹˚₊ @fangsyrup ₊˚⊹♡
dez 〰️〰️🛸�.. @wet_church
319 Followers 1K Following 🏳️⚧️ nõnbïnąrý crýptïd 🗿 măgïcąl spàcé ørblėt 🔅 skýwątchěr 🌙 cýběrwïtch 👁️ @wet.church on bsky
Terro 🇵🇸🗿�.. @FunnyTerro
1K Followers 861 Following the ethical, two-foot-tall b𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖉 Inventor of the Suckoffagus Inventor of Gizmos Inventor of the phylogenetic tree Inventor of the Socratic method
slime @hugecreature
109 Followers 611 Following
Justin @captainbuford
17 Followers 456 Following
Daily Nancy Comic Str.. @Callicutt5John
2K Followers 2K Following Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, daily Nancy comic strips from the years 1948-50 https://t.co/YetCQJU2O9
SHEvangelion @SHEVANGELION
365 Followers 981 Following I have returned once more to post about 'what if Samurai used the phone' 🏳️⚧️ // minors go away // 25 yrs old // 5'11" // SHEvangelion on other sites
Trevor Skeen @trevorskeen
3 Followers 21 Following
juggernautjamie @juggernautjamie
45 Followers 156 Following
that’s how she goes @languidoaf
1K Followers 1K Following
☭ Daydream of Hell .. @zoesnotaposter
765 Followers 3K Following mostly a girl. she/her, they/them, or it/its. probably have at least one favourite movie you haven't heard of. more marxism & leninism, less marxism-leninism
the knife alien 🔆 .. @winemomculture
2K Followers 1K Following some girls sing in the choir, others bake bread. me? i train to be a spy for her Majesty's government.
🏳️⚧️Kait .. @EPA1257
472 Followers 3K Following notoriously *?* . i think i'm an artist, but I don't know . she/her . 20 y.o. . 1/2 of @mudd0gg . 日本語を勉強しています . #TransRightsAreHumanRights
you @hellrusty
3K Followers 3K Following a person that was here for some time, and may be coming back for some time at times. notifs for mutuals only
charlotte @crunchs0ft
203 Followers 1K Following what if george costanza was a real life human woman mutuals only: @dickg1rl 🔞
🔰 @gayboy_5
305 Followers 2K Following Orvosi kezelés alatt állok. Amit csinálok, az mind egy beteg ember agyszüleménye. Ne higgy nekem, bármit cseleksA nejem 3. generációs politikai bűnöző: @cwaccer
patricia taylor @0PatriciaTaylor
1K Followers 1K Following I'm the mother of keanu Charles Reeves, I am here to inform you all that my son is not on Instagram TikTok, X, WhatsApp, or Facebook. Stay safe out there.
flick 🐾❤️ @FlickNickem
2K Followers 540 Following astros, purdue sports, casey the dog (not necessarily in that order)
𐌶𐍉𐌴 @monocled_falcon
4K Followers 605 Following exploiting myself on the internet and for what? 🔞 https://t.co/7A907KGg3x
Benjamin Lasky @benjaminlasky
559 Followers 546 Following
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
55K Followers 515 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
Timothy Gowers @wtgow.. @wtgowers
45K Followers 188 Following Mathematician. Professeur titulaire de la chaire Combinatoire au Collège de France. Also fellow of Trinity College Cambridge.
Weird Celeb Tweets @WeirdCelebTwets
2K Followers 0 Following DM us your favorite weird celeb tweets!
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 652 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Dan Hentschel Deleted.. @HentschelDelete
9K Followers 1 Following preserving Dan’s downfall into insanity. DMs open if we miss a post. not affiliated with or operated by Dan. follow him at @danghentschel
charlotte 🖤 @femboyweed420
2K Followers 1K Following Straight Fujoshi // I love bass I play bass // Full-time airhead // Frontend developer at @x // Alt: @femgirlweed
Erik Wernquist @ErikWernquist
11K Followers 212 Following Digital artist from Stockholm, Sweden. Currently available for freelance work.
selma😜 @selmacashmoney
67K Followers 834 Following climate change bimbo with the bomb shelter pussy. them boobs be gaming
Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet
21K Followers 85 Following Twitter fan account managed by Simone supporting Oscar-nominated actor #TimothéeChalamet. Now on digital @dunemovie https://t.co/RPdFljbU1U
Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan
285K Followers 410 Following Husband, father, actor, podcaster & winemaker (#PursuedByBearWine). Agent Cooper in #TwinPeaks and appearing in #Fallout on @primevideo.
Newposter @Newposter2
36K Followers 3K Following Attempting to be a designer/artist of some sort and or variety. Whore also tho. not a sex worker.💕 @Omnukij 💕commissions open https://t.co/H6rygPfEOg
H E N R Y @TheNewKingHenry
4K Followers 333 Following Really more of a visuals guy, but here are some thoughts. Freelance Art Director 🏳️🌈 📍 LA. ig @ henryistired
Dead Internet At Its .. @DeadTheory__
79K Followers 44 Following Posting the funniest and dumbest blue check bots. Submissions can be done via DM, @ us under tweets, or in our Discord server.
Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion
216K Followers 821 Following I play video games for the amusement of strangers on the internet. Business email: [email protected]
Lise 🏳️⚧️.. @cs_dust3
519 Followers 348 Following she/it | 19 | alt for @cs_deathmatch | pfp by @inkocat | @[email protected]
lyric cards that look.. @lyricshitposts
451K Followers 122 Following lyrics you’d never believe are real. but they all are
the churro in challen.. @britsnakitan
174 Followers 105 Following the darkness combating my son’s extremely big light skin energy
teddy💤 @bearsockz
12K Followers 395 Following I draw pictures || 23 || they/them || ECUAD ILUS ‘23 || bearsockz on ig and tumblr
Dior Duncan, The Play.. @Mert241364Mert
153 Followers 112 Following NYT Bestselling Author. Leader of The New Movement
Omar from Gaza 𓂆 �.. @OmarHamadD
4K Followers 2K Following A Pharmacist and A Writer and A Film Critic from #Gaza. A witness of the Genocide.
joseph swagalicious @SpaceCowboy9000
499 Followers 651 Following im joseph | @TheGoblinMilk | ♡⊹˚₊ @fangsyrup ₊˚⊹♡
evan loves worf @esjesjesj
29K Followers 997 Following one piece, communist, prison abolitionist, Elon obsessed, pro Palestine Jew, alt is @eeesssjjj, esjesjesj on bsky
hasanabi @hasanthehun
1.4M Followers 2K Following i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - for thirst traps and anarchy my ig is hasandpiker // business: mailto:[email protected]
Brie (Stupid Twink) @ThisStupidTwink
12K Followers 965 Following i post. despite everything, i post.
Terro 🇵🇸🗿�.. @FunnyTerro
1K Followers 861 Following the ethical, two-foot-tall b𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖉 Inventor of the Suckoffagus Inventor of Gizmos Inventor of the phylogenetic tree Inventor of the Socratic method
ALABAMA PRISONS ARE D.. @FREEALAMOVEMENT
7K Followers 782 Following Free Alabama Movement is a human rights org founded in an Alabama prison in 2013, end the domestic genocidal war against Black people.
Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63
1.1M Followers 826 Following VP of @WLCongress. Chairman of @Renew_Democracy & @HRF. Activist, author, speaker, 13th World Chess Champion. Telegram: https://t.co/TYTIn7DdyS
WellDrawnFish @WellDrawnFish
27K Followers 613 Following GlubGlub Im a fish, think you know me? you dont. ive always been a fish clear? threatening glub
vo @vanillaopinions
35K Followers 938 Following prominent leftist chaos agent, member of the nonprofit industrial complex, and largely a satire account
Bri 🍪 OFFKAI SOON!.. @BriAtCookiebox
52K Followers 1K Following Gremlin Bunny VTuber ✨ Youtube/Twitch/Discord Partner https://t.co/tvWT87FIBq Contact ▸ [email protected] 🎨nini_macaron
Kawa Entertainment @kawa_entertain
15K Followers 751 Following We help creators navigate the rough seas of merchandising 🛒 | [email protected]
Yoshii 💛 @ Dokomi @yoshiiteru
30K Followers 1K Following comms closed until august ★ no waitlist ★ ych bases and premade emotes on ko-fi ★ stream: https://t.co/MLpPmoKqbG ★ banner by @forestfox66
cloud @lufaeris
20K Followers 1K Following hi im cloud !! any pronouns ♡ ഒ artist ଘ( ˊωˋ )ଓ . carrd https://t.co/03qaO7GaTQ ☆ ♡ ☆ ♡ ☆ https://t.co/TrErpe22M5 / https://t.co/zvsGuknUC9
👁️👁️ Noor �.. @IdealGothGF
33K Followers 1K Following 👁️✧ 4 eyed internet menace, little guy, and @twitch @glytchenergy PARTNER ✧ ALL CREDITS IN CARRD ✧ https://t.co/RcPCF2iASb ✧ @actuallysofu 💚 ✧👁️
@DeTahmineh Do you want them to fuck for you?
Let's just say, she didn't like that response. But that's just another problem easily solved.
when my wife told me she had miscarried at eight months, I didn't cry, I smiled. Why? Because that's a problem that can be solved easily with AI.
@Harryofthe Ever been to Japan? They absolutely are not asking to be impregnated. Western misunderstandings of Japanese culture are always entertaining, do carry on.
no easier way to identify yourself as someone who hasnt done a day of honest work in your life than looking at a restaurant employment ad and taking it entirely at face value
to make $100k you can become a doctor in Europe, or become a fast food manager in the US
she literally cheered for airstrikes on women in gаza and you’re still acting like she’s a feminist icon ??
Amy Schumer for Variety's Power of Women, photographed by Victoria Stevens
Israel original African nation confirmed???
Political source of Israeli TV channel 14: Apparently, a decision was made in The Hague to issue an arrest warrant for the leaders of the Israeli National Security Council.
this is the one and only time i’ll attempt to be topical
@Cheezy6575 NO‼️‼️ TRIPLE CHARLIE FEET DEATH BRIGADE‼️‼️‼️‼️
This is 100% a joke Michael and Zach would put in the show and never bring up again you all are WEAK
Almost had a perfect weekend in theaters
rare footage of Brandy Melville employee being kind to plus size patron
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
Peasants in medieval England
Bro was first to fall asleep at the party so you know we had to do a lil something to him 🤣🤣
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