The Shovel @TheShovel
News you can believe in. New show 'Wankernomics 2.0: As Per My Last Email' on sale now. linktr.ee/theshovel Joined April 2012-
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Huge commotion at the offices of The Australian right now as columnists compete to write the first ‘Woke Australian Culture to Blame for Bonza Airlines Collapse' opinion piece
Looks like Bonza Airlines may go bust after inexplicably failing to make money on the popular Marcoola-Mildura route
Labor Vows to Keep Adding to Defence Budget Until Domestic Violence Crisis Is Solved theshovel.com.au/2024/04/29/lab…
A baby has booted a comedian from its playpen after the comedian broke out into a spontaneous stand-up routine theshovel.com.au/2024/04/29/bab…
OPINION: "Young people whinging about rising HECS debts should have been more prepared and done uni in the 1970s when it was free" theshovel.com.au/2023/06/02/you…
Can’t believe Coles is no longer stocking ANZAC commemorative tinned corn. Sure, they never stocked it in the first place. But we’re not going to let that get in the way of a misinformed angry tweet. GO WOKE GO BROKE!
Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…
Rest-of-World Offers Trump Huge Hush Money Payment So We Never Have to Hear That Whiny Fucking Voice Again theshovel.com.au/2024/04/24/res…
Owner of Bruce Lehrmann Tattoo Revealed to Be Bruce Lehrmann theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/bru…
Woman Who Looked at Furniture Website for 11 Seconds to Be Served Furniture Ads for Next 6 Years theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/wom…
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Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…
At wankernomics 2.0 As Per My Last Email #micf at Athenaeum Theatre. Almost as if they were peeking over my shoulder when I was a technical writer but I need to socialise that with the relevant stakeholders…
★★★★★ Scribble this on your Post-it note: the boys are back with a new show about marinating in office hell. Wankernomics 2.0: will be performing until 21 April 2024 as part of the @micomfestival: #micf #comedy #whatsonmelbourne #wankernomics vist.ly/y7td
@TheShovel OMG so biased - where are the women ???
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Holy shit Adelaide you’re amazing … the entire run of Wankernomics at the Adelaide Fringe has sold out! Melbourne and Canberra you’re next. Don’t miss out on your chance to learn how to navigate workplace hell. Get tickets at wankernomics.com (link in bio)
what the fuck is a memo? #worklife #buzzwords #jargon #officehumour
The new Wankernomics show “As Per My Last Email” kicked off at the Adelaide Fringe last night to a sold out house Extra show added for tonight!!! If you’re in Adelaide don’t miss Wankernomics. Tix here: adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/wank…
I've booked a ticket! Highly recommend - It's like a humorous therapy session working through your corporate trauma lol.
Hey Wankers! You can get $25 tix for the next 25 hours for our Melbourne International Comedy Festival show “Wankernomics 2.0 As Per My Last Email”. We’ve got some $25 tix for our Adelaide Fringe run too. Limited number, selected sessions. Ticket Links below. Go!
Everyone when they're trying to sound smart at work
If you want to be successful at work you’ll need to know how to speak like a wanker. For more tips, come to the new Wankernomics show “As Per Amy Last Email”, touring Australia from next month.
One of the foundational skills for success at work is being able to speak like an absolute fuckwit.
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