dave @basedgodhead
goddamn jpeg hero | he/him | 19 (icon: ikimaru@tumblr) satan's asshole, tx | RP Joined July 2014-
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@Rogueofnix (( im going to, in the words of shia labeouf, just do it
(( yo what if i changed this to dirk bc i have waaay more dirk muse lately
i was gonna make a great comeback tweet but i cant think of anything so that work of art in tweet form will have to suffice
Hi, I'm Guy Fieri. You have to tenderize your sausage before you eat it.
my timeline is full of memes and i have zero regrets
i need to stop sleeping with headphones on because i end up waking up with them around my neck that shits murderous like a boa constrictor
@polterghouls @RomcomCrab i havent seen it but i heard the time travelers wife is a really sad movie but like i said i havent seen it so idk
get me off of the internet my timeline is full of religious ads and i somehow managed to end up on the math side of youtube
ok this just showed up on my timeline i dont know what kind of message twitter is trying to relay to me right now
when everyones done discussing taylor swift id like to discuss the sheer magnificence that is this video youtube.com/watch?v=rnS-05…
@Rogueofnix @S33ROFNOTH1NG oh come on are you kidding me that was an incredible pun
@S33ROFNOTH1NG whoa wait what i feel so betrayed i didnt even know she did that shes gonna have to be wiping up the teardrops on my guitar
@polterghouls soon you will be trending worldwide the number one trend on twitter will be john egbert is a swiftie
@S33ROFNOTH1NG @Rogueofnix looks like some of you have bad blood with t swizzle
wtf has john done now everyones talking about taylor swift
@polterghouls x.com/memeindex/stat…
I'd watch a movie about this
Dead!Jamie Egbert @AdoptedEgbert
28 Followers 223 Following Bio- https://t.co/ktHOIYkSZ7 ''Tur...twass.'' #HomestuckRp #MVRP
sea @txmaeus
147 Followers 2K Following TT: I'm searching for myself. Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]
kill me again @holdthepizza
250 Followers 2K Following ive got this all under control Crack/Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]
pri @Labels_R_4Cans
181 Followers 1K Following No homo? Yeah... Have fun with that. Crack/Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]
swanson @Mantequillaa__
126 Followers 790 Following Uh... Hiya! [New to character/ Icon by peppernote from Deviant Art and header by preoprix from Tumblr/ Writer: @kikitheclod]
BLACK-BLOODED @hikikomatsu
222 Followers 1K Following ignominious | my fucking juice boy has been found @lnchworm | 「TWO-PUMP CHUMP」
Jake English @golgothTerror
19 Followers 45 Following Just a fresh off the bakery lad with a penchant for adventuring tussling and some good ol fashioned movie watching!
cancer @kktheclod
196 Followers 721 Following GET OUT. Serious/Crack/Very descriptive RP [Same writer @miasmajesty]
kawaii @strideezy
322 Followers 1K Following Fuck # Multiship my dick belongs to @IronyKing69 Crack/Serious/Really descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]
すごい⭐️ @smuppeteer_
166 Followers 842 Following Don't touch me. Crack/Serious/Very descriptive RP (Writer: @kikithegaybaby)
癌 @ragewarning
132 Followers 731 Following I KNOW YOU WANT ALL ***THIS***, STRIDER. (;B Crack/Serious/Very descriptive RP (Writer @kikithegaybaby)
あふろぐんそう... @kikithegaybaby
85 Followers 824 Following Bustin' a nub. (Kiki✨Bunni✨Cisfemale✨Pansexual✨Franny's wifey✨Ladan's hot mama)
変異体❤️ @dirkymcstrd_ck
191 Followers 860 Following bustin a nub Crack/Serious RP (Writer @kikithegaybaby)
JUST FUCKING DEAD @littleblueheir_
121 Followers 700 Following The one and only•Forever すごい and swagalicious Strider•♠️@dstrides__
[Hiatus] Dirky Dirk @actual_DiStri
388 Followers 496 Following Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart || Crack/Serious RP || Probably a bit ooc || I accept many of the ships ~ || #OpenRp (sometimes R18)||writer: Dannie he/him ||
Depression™ @miasmajesty
1K Followers 2K Following @techorsis doesn't want to drop-kick me off of a building. Serious/Crack/Descriptive RP [Writer: @dankmatsu]
Cronah Ampora @Mama_Greaser
290 Followers 439 Following {Writer: @Chambered_Blood} vwell vwell look vwho's stumbled into the room. vwhy don't ya' come owver, kitten? i don' 8ITE...hard.
M9d Kankri @SJWMutant
9 Followers 20 Following I simply will n9t stand f9r the injustice 6r9ught up9n m9d Tikal. And even if it is a gr9ss anti sjw 6l9g, even pe9ple like that deserve justice f9r the way the
Abelin Acorvi @ACAgateSight
10 Followers 21 Following You're a simple, yet complex, and quiet troll, almost like a mouse. Oddly enough that is what you Lusus is. A mouse. Also, you tend to switch 'well' to 'whale'.
Feferi Peixes @cuddlefishy38
35 Followers 43 Following W)(ale now 38/ || (♡: None) (♢: None) (♤: None)
SerkMeister. @THEaraneaserket
48 Followers 31 Following ♏ I cant 8elieve its not Mindfang.♏The same 8eloved aranea-flavour now in 140 limit format.
jade @spacewich
34 Followers 22 Following 17 . female . professional furry [ post sburb, probably. ]
M17UN4 CC4P70RR @SK471GN
90 Followers 113 Following FUCKCK FUUCK FUCKCK??/?/!!!!?/?/',,,, ((tw slurs cursing nd drugmention unreality))
Nepeta Leijon @beastwithpaws
112 Followers 228 Following :33 its impurrtant to fight until you cant any more|| (♡: None) (♢: None) (♤: None)
Cshopy @cshopy484
4 Followers 91 Following
Yug1ohDealer. @S1mpat1coWeeb
69 Followers 39 Following some guys m1ght cons1der me the ult1mate otaku,1 mean 1m pretty flattered by the t1tle, but sh*ts crazy...1ncl1ned 1s one th1ng ,be1ng boss 1s another.
john egbert @polterghouls
42 Followers 28 Following a paragraph made solely from question marks. a novel, full of questions. a being of pure impurity.
Calum Hood @calum_thoods
25 Followers 216 Following
Camila @bcbykitten
133 Followers 121 Following god is love but satan does that thing with his tongue that you love
sophia @urlvodka
50 Followers 137 Following
Victor M. Nascimento @VictorNJRealtor
2K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇸 🇵🇹 🇦🇴. . . Realtor in New Jersey, USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 +1 (908) 577-7937
Ryan @bryanflores324
72 Followers 485 Following
FL Rants. @fl_rants
114 Followers 570 Following DM your fake life rants, I'll post them anon. #flrants
M9d Kankri @SJWMutant
9 Followers 20 Following I simply will n9t stand f9r the injustice 6r9ught up9n m9d Tikal. And even if it is a gr9ss anti sjw 6l9g, even pe9ple like that deserve justice f9r the way the
Feferi Peixes @cuddlefishy38
35 Followers 43 Following W)(ale now 38/ || (♡: None) (♢: None) (♤: None)
SerkMeister. @THEaraneaserket
48 Followers 31 Following ♏ I cant 8elieve its not Mindfang.♏The same 8eloved aranea-flavour now in 140 limit format.
jade @spacewich
34 Followers 22 Following 17 . female . professional furry [ post sburb, probably. ]
i feel like @yoifeellike
189K Followers 0 Following
M17UN4 CC4P70RR @SK471GN
90 Followers 113 Following FUCKCK FUUCK FUCKCK??/?/!!!!?/?/',,,, ((tw slurs cursing nd drugmention unreality))
Nepeta Leijon @beastwithpaws
112 Followers 228 Following :33 its impurrtant to fight until you cant any more|| (♡: None) (♢: None) (♤: None)
KARKAT @SANGUIEM
1K Followers 128 Following 『❤ @purrfulclaws ❤ ♦️ @oramagissa ♦ ♠ @twiinArmaghedon ♠️』 MASTER OF ROMANCE, FAILURE OF A LEADER.
wint @dril
1.7M Followers 409 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts
138K Followers 2K Following Carrot is one of the most famous vegetable in the world.
birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights
324K Followers 122 Following This account now run by AI (avian intelligence)— not just a genius move, a masterstroke disrupting the bird industry.
john egbert @polterghouls
42 Followers 28 Following a paragraph made solely from question marks. a novel, full of questions. a being of pure impurity.
YahooAnswers.TXT @YahooAnswersTXT
43K Followers 25 Following Real questions from Yahoo Answers. Not a bot. GBA SP Gamer. DMs are open.
dave_ebubbles @dave_ebubbles
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