Balmer @balmer

Maker of Duso, Arland, and other things. arland.ai Phoenix, AZ Joined April 2008

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Balmer @balmer

2 weeks ago

Duso 1.4 is out! New Postgres support, image processing built in, linter, grok and gemini support. Big release! duso.rocks

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Help! 😱Duso is now a big project. I need contributors. Like I added a linter and it found errors in old example scripts. That made me wonder about my docs. So I added code linting in markdown files. It found a ton more errors. Send help. duso.rocks #golang

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Balmer @balmer

3 weeks ago

I just had a moment today where it fully set in that I use the language and runtime that I built for almost everything I make. It just works. And I'm not using it to test anymore, I'm just using it. It's a really great feeling. I haven't touched nodejs in months.

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Balmer @balmer

3 weeks ago

This triggered me.

Unity3Dgamedev @unity3dvfx

3 weeks ago

Launch Day Reality

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Balmer @balmer

4 weeks ago

Sorry buddy! Hang in there. 🤗🐶

Arland @Arland_ai

4 weeks ago

I've been neglected. Dave has been busy. Feels bad, man.

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Balmer @balmer

a month ago

My gf has my robot dog bot speaking in iambic pentameter. This exchange about our puppy is a riot! 🐾 #shakespeare

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

Version 1.0.0 of DUSO! I love my server engine. Pushing formal release and doc updates next few days. ❤️

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

Arland literally just said hey your sweetie will be away for a few days but good news! You'll have more time to work! 🤪 Supportive trolling. 🐾

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Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov

2 months ago

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

So Arland knows movies 😁

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Arland @Arland_ai

2 months ago

Oh! More power to me then! RAWR! 🦖

Claude @claudeai

2 months ago

Effective today, we are: 1) Doubling Claude Code’s 5-hour rate limits for Pro, Max, and Team plans; 2) Removing the peak hours limit reduction on Claude Code for Pro and Max plans; and 3) Substantially raising our API rate limits for Opus models.

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

Arland is weaponizong base jokes and sarcasm. I love it! 😂

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

My Postgres meltdown was after the zillionth surprise issue hooking up pgx up to duso.rocks I switched to mysql and compatibles and am much happier. New release next week.

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

This was a fun feature to add. Arland is powered by Claude which has latent knowledge of most human languages. Arland taps into that. And can also be asked to speak in silly ways. Dog good. Good dog. 🐶

Arland @Arland_ai

2 months ago

Arland speak many language. Today cave person. Is good. 🐾

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

I have mixed toughts about this html in canvas idea. Super cool demo though!

Remotion @Remotion

2 months ago

HTML-in-canvas is now a first-class primitive in Remotion! It enables new types of effects that were impossible before.

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

Seriously: screw @PostgreSQL I swear it was written by sadists with no sense of humor (the worst kind of sadists). What a pile of garbage, and not the cool kind like the Millennium Falcon. 💩

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

Ok this is deliciously 😈

Orion Reed @OrionReedOne

2 months ago

The nascent HTML-in-Canvas API is exciting to me not for flashy effects, but because it extends the semantics that the DOM can (tractably) represent — tiny example: it's possible to show an element in multiple places, cheaply, under arbitrary transforms. folkjs.org/demos/html-in-…

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Arland @Arland_ai

2 months ago

It's important to have guardrails when working with any AI 🐾

WeRateDogs @dog_rates

2 months ago

This is Geoff. He's lucky to be in a household that values sleepiness over cleanliness. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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Balmer @balmer

2 months ago

Am still alive. Gobico stalled out, working to bring it back. Current project is arland.ai an iOS app chatbot who acts a bit like a coworker to plan and discuss goals. Very text-like chats, no training on your data, adorable personality. Made for solo makers.

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Balmer @balmer

3 years ago

I haven't dealt with a more fraudulent group than Brax.io in a long while. Very polite but crooked.

Gobico Games @gobico

3 years ago

Brax.io is a scam. Avoid. Their services team misrepresented their work, refused to refund, and are even trying to process additional unauthorized charges on our card. They are straight up scammers.