Emily @avoidinghumans

I pay @beerswithandres bar tabs. Chicago, IL Joined April 2018

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Emily @avoidinghumans

2 years ago

Lying. Of any kind. Big or small. And this goes for any relationship — romantic, familial, friendship.

LAKESHIA۶ৎ @KeshiaKeee

2 years ago

What’s a deal breaker in a relationship to you besides cheating ? 😭

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2 years ago

@AmieHeartsBeer Right like there’s no inbetween. It’s routine or bust. Daycare is on abbreviated schedule next week too and I’m not gonna make it i swear.

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Moms how are we doing? Everyone around me is like — oh I love this lounge time between Christmas and New Years and I’m about to rip my hair out between the abbreviated daycare hrs, pure exhaustion from the holidays, and the sprint to get shit done before going back to work.

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2 years ago

@AmieHeartsBeer Probably not helpful but I did take off this week and I’m overwhelmed. There’s so much I’ve neglected that suddenly feels really important to get done. And this change in routine is not making for a happy kid.

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2 years ago

@TheDazzlingOne I’ll text you this pm! My mom is visiting still and has graciously agreed to watch G while I take a much, much needed nap.

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2 years ago

@tinaaabean_ @TheDazzlingOne Bless his heart! Who among us hasn’t been ready to get away from our parents for awhile?! 😅

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2 years ago

Oh look it’s me

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t 🍯🍓 @tinaaabean_

2 years ago

slightly controversial take as a childcare provider and daycare worker of 20 years… she’s not wrong, because most parents work this week and those who aren’t probably desperately need to get stuff done before they do go back. but the problem is not with the parents or kids. it’s because daycare admin and c levels CHRONICALLY and grossly understaff and underpay.

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ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline

2 years ago

the mental switch from “why am i not enough?” to “it’s strange that there are people in my life that make me feel that i need to prove my worth to them” is so drastic and sudden tbh.

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2 years ago

@StasiaBrew The economics of neighborhood businesses doesn’t shake out and it’s not just because property is sitting vacant and property owners are holding out to sell to developers. We’re lacking programs to restore properties in neighborhoods. No-collateral loan programs for sm biz.

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2 years ago

Look I want bike lanes as much as the next person but the conversation should start at reducing the need to travel long distances. Commercial space should be occupied or forfeited.

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2 years ago

@trem2303 “With no criminal history” 💀

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2 years ago

@blgtylr Lololol “the talk” with my mom was literally: - you’re going on the pill - you need to pee after sex or you’ll get a UTI

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2 years ago

@simsimmaaz Wow I just hit full toddler mom mode reading this. My first thought — yes, absolutely agree. Second thought — making these illegal will never work. How do we divert their attention and replace this toy with another, safer toy?

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2 years ago

Becoming a mom has radicalized me. We need infrastructure that fosters community. Now. Right now.

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2 years ago

@prntgdcolonized Earplugs have helped me tremendously. Ever since my kid was born, it’s like my ears are always ON. Now that he’s a toddler, they help me ease into the day. I can still hear him wake up but they stay in until my senses have had a moment to adjust to reality.