Emily @avoidinghumans
I pay @beerswithandres bar tabs. Chicago, IL Joined April 2018-
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Lying. Of any kind. Big or small. And this goes for any relationship — romantic, familial, friendship.
What’s a deal breaker in a relationship to you besides cheating ? 😭
@AmieHeartsBeer Right like there’s no inbetween. It’s routine or bust. Daycare is on abbreviated schedule next week too and I’m not gonna make it i swear.
Moms how are we doing? Everyone around me is like — oh I love this lounge time between Christmas and New Years and I’m about to rip my hair out between the abbreviated daycare hrs, pure exhaustion from the holidays, and the sprint to get shit done before going back to work.
@AmieHeartsBeer Probably not helpful but I did take off this week and I’m overwhelmed. There’s so much I’ve neglected that suddenly feels really important to get done. And this change in routine is not making for a happy kid.
@TheDazzlingOne I’ll text you this pm! My mom is visiting still and has graciously agreed to watch G while I take a much, much needed nap.
@tinaaabean_ @TheDazzlingOne Bless his heart! Who among us hasn’t been ready to get away from our parents for awhile?! 😅
Oh look it’s me
slightly controversial take as a childcare provider and daycare worker of 20 years… she’s not wrong, because most parents work this week and those who aren’t probably desperately need to get stuff done before they do go back. but the problem is not with the parents or kids. it’s because daycare admin and c levels CHRONICALLY and grossly understaff and underpay.
the mental switch from “why am i not enough?” to “it’s strange that there are people in my life that make me feel that i need to prove my worth to them” is so drastic and sudden tbh.
@StasiaBrew The economics of neighborhood businesses doesn’t shake out and it’s not just because property is sitting vacant and property owners are holding out to sell to developers. We’re lacking programs to restore properties in neighborhoods. No-collateral loan programs for sm biz.
Look I want bike lanes as much as the next person but the conversation should start at reducing the need to travel long distances. Commercial space should be occupied or forfeited.
@blgtylr Lololol “the talk” with my mom was literally: - you’re going on the pill - you need to pee after sex or you’ll get a UTI
@simsimmaaz Wow I just hit full toddler mom mode reading this. My first thought — yes, absolutely agree. Second thought — making these illegal will never work. How do we divert their attention and replace this toy with another, safer toy?
Becoming a mom has radicalized me. We need infrastructure that fosters community. Now. Right now.
@prntgdcolonized Earplugs have helped me tremendously. Ever since my kid was born, it’s like my ears are always ON. Now that he’s a toddler, they help me ease into the day. I can still hear him wake up but they stay in until my senses have had a moment to adjust to reality.
My mentor told me “you have so much on your plate you can’t taste any of it.”
you ever hear something seemingly simple that unintentionally changed the way you view life?
My politics are that Goodwill should have to price match Shein.
@TechBaeAsh If you got Old Navy Super Cash then technically you made money
Pope Leo Malnati XIV @BeersWithAndres
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Afro.Beer.Chick @afrobeerchick
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Michael Graham @ABWGraham
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LipstickNLager (she/h... @LipstickNLager
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samer @sameri8383
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mark lafaro is on blu... @MarkLaFaro
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Jemma Wilson @JemWilson84
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Brian @ThreeOnePour
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Ben Ustick @BenUstick
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Mark Strong @markehstrong
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Cheeks, MD @dabuttdoctor
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Jay C. Williams @shotofinsolence
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Lily Waite-Marsden @LilyWaite_
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Mara @sb_67
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Peter Pantsless Gerac... @PnxNotDed
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Brad Miles @Miles_Bradley
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Brian Reed @BrianIsBeering
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Daisy Gregory @wilson_mar5613
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Annie @Annie756610
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Dewi @SwoushsgOjIyq
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althea may 🚌 💕 @alymaybe
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Sacred Profane Brewer... @sacredprofaneTP
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Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie
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Dave "aerodash84" @aerodash84
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Hunky guy on a bike �... @MurphyMack
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Katie Camlin @katie_cammm
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Ximena Uchiha ☭ @Yancy_Azul
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Franz D. Hofer @TempestTankard
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It's A Major Plus �... @ItsAMajorPlus
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Kid Isolation @FerminJames
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brenDAD @BrenDadding
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Gibbril @Gibbril8
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Julian Williams @thejulianjordan
154 Followers 1K Following Laughter is the evidence that we're still here, the proof that our tragedies will not define us forever. Laughter is the language of the survivor. -Josh Riebock
Ed Holzman @Edholz4
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Brandondud @brandondud
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Pope Leo Malnati XIV @BeersWithAndres
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Afro.Beer.Chick @afrobeerchick
15K Followers 7K Following Drinking my way thru life one awesome beer at a time. #IAmCraftBeer This Chick Talks Beer Podcast @abctalksbeer The Neat Pour Podcast @theneatpour
Michael Graham @ABWGraham
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LipstickNLager (she/h... @LipstickNLager
4K Followers 3K Following she/her #BeerGirl in Boston. Always a VT'er. Has no time for sexist bullshit. Once Covid isn't a threat I'll resume stealing your beer when you're not looking.
samer @sameri8383
1K Followers 4K Following baker + writer + marketing ~ sometimes 🦪 farming || words in: @adweek @vinepair @craftbeerbrew @pelliclemag @eaterboston @juxtapozmag + more • UTFH❣️
Kate Bernot @kbernot
10K Followers 2K Following Director, @nagbw | Lead Analyst, @sightlines_news | Contributing Editor @craftbeerbrew | She/her
mark lafaro is on blu... @MarkLaFaro
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Nostradouglas 🔮 Ve... @beercruncher
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Jemma Wilson @JemWilson84
3K Followers 521 Following An immigrant who loves dogs, proper grammar, good wine, sarcasm & the SF Giants. Formerly Beer Communications, now Marketing Director for the ☀️
Beth Demmon (like “... @delightedbite
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Ben Ustick @BenUstick
3K Followers 1K Following Cat stuff @offcolorbrewing. Married into @superdawg. Rhode Islander in Chicago. Craziest cat lady. Badger. Sommelier. But for cheese curds. *purrsonal opinions*
Mark Strong @markehstrong
1K Followers 1K Following Food Lover, Beer Lover, Booze Lover, all around geek and (former) food writer. All thoughts are my own. No one else wants them
Bryan Roth @BryanDRoth
5K Followers 186 Following @feelgoodscomp analyst. @sightlines_news insights. @peterfrost: "A bright, shining light in an otherwise empty world." @andwoo: “Never meet your heroes.”
Cheeks, MD @dabuttdoctor
366 Followers 967 Following Bongiorno! i am a bartender, fashion designer, david lynch stan, and cask ale enthusiast.
Jay C. Williams @shotofinsolence
895 Followers 1K Following Beer Guy At A Beerery. Award-Winning Freelance Copywriter. Beer words in @ReadOctober @WineEnthusiast @CuisineNoirMag IG: @projectxbaking
John Laffler🐊 @jalaffler
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Lily Waite-Marsden @LilyWaite_
7K Followers 2K Following Founder of @QueerBrewing, writer, ass editor at @pelliclemag, ceramicist, photographer. I have too many jobs.
Mara @sb_67
502 Followers 607 Following **sb67 on the sky place** Likes cars and dogs. Beer and whiskey. Hates folding laundry. she/her $mln338
Commuters Take Action @ctaaction
8K Followers 237 Following This account is no longer in use and is maintained as an archive. Join us on BlueSky: https://t.co/QG1Ep2bILW
althea may 🚌 💕 @alymaybe
2K Followers 4K Following aspiring geographer, bus rider organizer, parent, cloud lover, civic duty cutie. @athertonkd spouse. views mine. much more active @ alymay on 💙🌅
Hunky guy on a bike �... @MurphyMack
806 Followers 4K Following Big rides. Remote places. Cold beer. We start where the pavement ends. Minister of Rad. Vintage Hi-Fi. History nerd. We deploy ntnwide networks at record speed
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Jay Hulme @JayHulmePoet
50K Followers 1K Following I am no longer here, except for important updates. Find me on Instagram or Bluesky, or sign up for my newsletter "Church Climbing" via my website.
KerriLynn Reed @KerriLynnReed13
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