April @aprilsoup88
when I die bury me inside the crocs store Joined June 2013-
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I’ve done the math, and if The NY Times can come up with three more daily games, I’ll never have to think about anything ever again.
It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day
The New York Times? Oh you mean where I play my games?
me being the only person in my friend group w a twitter addiction instead of a tiktok addiction
It was the best of times (dipping bread into soup) it was the worst of times (finishing the bread and then being stuck with just soup)
i’m doing an Irish hello (saying I’ll probably be there but never showing up)
when i accidentally close my 47 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire
If changing the time were popular we’d do it at noon with a big clock and a celebration, not like thieves in the night.
Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets. We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.
this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm
sorry I can’t go out tonight I’ve gotta lay in my bed and rub my feet together like a freaky little cricket
feeling cute today might change the trajectory of my life later
bro when the FUCK are u gonna realize that vienna waits for you
Let the gourd times roll
taking 80mg of adderall and calling in sick to work so i can go to the mall and do time trials on all the escape rooms
u call urself a cowboy? name every cow
i never want to not be looking at this
BABE WAKE UP NEW PENGUIN COLOR JUST DROPPED
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Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium Me: 0mg
heyyy to all the women out there i hope you have a sweet little treat soon. to men i hope you are repenting
It’s April 22nd which means it’s officially Earth Day so if you want to tell me I’m your whole world or something, now is your chance
I’ve just seen this on someone’s Instagram story 🤣
who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???
i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.
“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me
when i was a kid i was hospitalized because my gameboy shut off in the middle of a gym leader battle on emerald and i got so mad that i took the batteries out and ate them
I’ve seen the original one here on Twitter, but this one sent me 💀
r u cool with me coming over and shedding half my hair all over ur floor
in the cinema. straight up "Joaquin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My phoenix
My friend’s Dad doesn’t know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO.
I’ve shenanned before… and I’ll shenanigan
Remembered one of the funniest exchanges I’d seen on here
This guy would’ve loved Twitter.
Doggystyling off of that last point you said…
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